Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

Certainly not isaacs patience with him. That said lucas can barely hold on to his money and EBT funding for the first week on his own after he gets paid. He'll likely blow it all a few days into their 'arrangement' leading to his usefulness being at an end, leading to lucas inevitably getting robbed and kicked out sooner than he thinks

That said, somehow I get the feeling that isaac will inevitably go down in the history of wernology as cyril 2.0. At least from lucas's point of view. Like you said, these situations never end well for lucas, nor do they tend to last very long

I'd say Lucas is thinking if Isaac or one of the others invites girls over, he'll get his chance to "Hi I'm Lucas, let me tell you about my 41 yr old super sperm".

 

[WonderWino]

I'd say Lucas is thinking if Isaac or one of the others invites girls over, he'll get his chance to "Hi I'm Lucas, let me tell you about my 41 yr old super sperm".

Indeed. I don't doubt thats exactly what he is thinking. He had a similar thought process with cyril and still despises him to this day that he never brought women into close enough proximity for lucas to try anything

The funny thing is this time he's going to essentially get cucked by an 18 year old hobo. He likely thinks he'll be able to do whatever he wants cause he has his EBT and is older

 

[teleméres69]

I for one can't wait to see a 41 year old pedophile living with a 19 year old homeless pothead who will document a good chunk of his time there. Knowing Lucas never washes his hands, will piss on the bathroom floor there, and will likely be responsible for infecting Isaac with mrsa only makes it more hilarious. I wanna see how long it takes for these retards to fuck up their flop house since Lucas won't do anything besides eat all the food. We've all seen the horror that was Lucas' one room apartment so hopefully Lucas will get to work making it feel like home

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

This is the convo with "Amanda" from Craigslist. Sorry for the absolute AIDS that is this abomination of photo editing, but TBH I'm not putting my best efforts forth here. Nothing that we didn't already know, but even when you act friendly to him he still calls you a classist and agephobe, truly a hopeless individual who will never be fixed.

>unironic use of the "a gentleman and a scholar" meme


and he wonders why people call him an incel...

and you heard it here first - asking for references that aren't hobos without phones is classist, unprogressive and republican influence

But seriously, Lucas is so far gone and so out of the loop that he doesn't understand why normal people would expect references as such. Like its one thing to be a little crazy and not realize you are sending obvious red-flags, but he's so detached from normal behavior that he doesn't see the obvious flaws that listing his payee and his public defense lawyer as references reveal about him.

 

[Fecunt]

Why hasn’t anyone reported him for misusing his EBT funds and getting them yanked? SNAP is pretty explicit, that trading food stamps or giving the food to others is in violation and is also a crime.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Someone should tell Isaac that if he would plant a 24 hr live stream camera in Lucas room and charge for the feed he could live there rent paid just by giving us the Wern show.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Isaac is only 19?

He looks terrible for his age.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Why hasn’t anyone reported him for misusing his EBT funds and getting them yanked? SNAP is pretty explicit, that trading food stamps or giving the food to others is in violation and is also a crime.

If Lucas has admitted to trading SNAP, then yeah report that, it's a big no-no. For what Lucas has done in the past, buying food with it and giving it away, I doubt they'd care.

 

[ThomasAudley]

If Lucas has admitted to trading SNAP, then yeah report that, it's a big no-no. For what Lucas has done in the past, buying food with it and giving it away, I doubt they'd care.

You can only use it to purchase food for your household (https://www.dshs.wa.gov/sites/default/files/ESA/cso/documents/22-297.pdf)
“Illegal Use
It is not legal to:
• Use food benefits on your EBT card for any purpose other than to buy food for eligible household members.
• Exchange your food benefits for anything of value (trafficking). Examples of illegal trafficking include exchanging food benefits for cash, anything other than buying food from an authorized retailer.
• Give your benefits to anyone who is not in your Basic Food household.
• Use Basic Food benefits to buy non- food items such as household supplies, vitamins, medicine, pet food, tobacco or
alcohol.”

Are there videos where he specifically mentions using his EBT card to get a roof over his head or lure zoomers?

 

[WonderWino]

If lucas does get reported for abusing his EBT and ends up losing access to that program he's fucked. He can't afford to feed himself without it, especially the way he handles his money, and his access to shelters isn't something he can depend on all that reliably given his behavior. I wonder if he would start trying to steal from people or run scams at that point. He's admitted to scamming people at least once via an ebay type site and justified it as something he had to do to survive. Not to mention it would royally fuck up his ability to bribe zoomer baes with expensive food. I can see such a situation being what leads to a downward spiral that ends with him in jail or the nuthouse, seeing how limited his options would be at that point

 

[Fecunt]

You can only use it to purchase food for your household (https://www.dshs.wa.gov/sites/default/files/ESA/cso/documents/22-297.pdf)
“Illegal Use
It is not legal to:
• Use food benefits on your EBT card for any purpose other than to buy food for eligible household members.
• Exchange your food benefits for anything of value (trafficking). Examples of illegal trafficking include exchanging food benefits for cash, anything other than buying food from an authorized retailer.
• Give your benefits to anyone who is not in your Basic Food household.
• Use Basic Food benefits to buy non- food items such as household supplies, vitamins, medicine, pet food, tobacco or
alcohol.”

Are there videos where he specifically mentions using his EBT card to get a roof over his head or lure zoomers?

 

[Poop Shoot]

Isaac is only 19?

He looks terrible for his age.

I imagine he’s had a rough life, that doesn’t make for a creamy complexion.

 

[Particle Bored]

Someone should tell Isaac that if he would plant a 24 hr live stream camera in Lucas room and charge for the feed he could live there rent paid just by giving us the Wern show.

They need to hook it up with $2 TTS, then keep the volume really low, but still discernable, and tell everyone else in the house to totally ignore the TTS, act like they can't even hear it. Then we can watch Luke's reaction to the "voices on the wind" calling him a fat faggot.

 

[Da Dude123]

So, this house or place Lucas and Isaac are living? Who else is there? Someone is letting them stay there? This isn't something they are formally renting with a lease, is it? Whoever that is has to be totally banged up to let those two stay there. I bet Lucas thinks he is plenty good for being in this situation. This should hopefully lead to some good content. Lucas is such a cow. He will be mooing all the time over there. It should be a good place for Dr. Nigga Luke to get his online studies done.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

They need to hook it up with $2 TTS, then keep the volume really low, but still discernable, and tell everyone else in the house to totally ignore the TTS, act like they can't even hear it. Then we can watch Luke's reaction to the "voices on the wind" calling him a fat faggot.

This is terrible. I love it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So just like with Catholics, Lucas is prepared to redraw his red line wrt Republicans when he's desperate enough. Is there a single one of his own explicit political stances he's unwilling to shit on when it's convenient?

Also chalk another one up in the "buying friendship with food" column. He's such a single-cell organism lol

As a Catholic, I can promise you we don't want him.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas mentioned The Collins in previous videos, and from what I read it's temporary projects for homeless recovering addicts and such. I don't think there's supposed to be a handful of degenerates in these apartments.

 

[teleméres69]

So Pioneer.2? I wonder how he'll fuck this one up. Granted Isaac and whoever else is there with him will probably put in the work to manage to keep the place together enough for the management to not give a shit. Be interesting when he goes back to yelling slurs at 3am like he did last year and how his new roommates will feel

Lucas mentioned The Collins in previous videos, and from what I read it's temporary projects for homeless recovering addicts and such. I don't think there's supposed to be a handful of degenerates in these apartments.

 

[TurdFondler]

I seriously doubt anyone gives enough of a fuck about Lucas to crack down on his misuse of EBT. He's not trading it for drugs, and I bet you everyone in Spokane's homeless community does the same shit.

 

[Wernology]

Hopefully he'll post something more interesting than board game nonsense today.

Anyway, remember in 2017 when Lucas threatened to kill himself if people didn't "abide by him" by hooking him up with a chick for "using his research from conversationrage"? Then somehow wrapped that video up by saying he was a mature adult?

It was great Monday morning laughs today.

Almost 4 years later and he's still alive and still has nobody "abiding by him" and handing over a woman like they're rehoming a cat.