🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Niggernerd]

Today's show was just the pig reading twitter shit, thirsting over some crazy whore, whining about vaccines, sperging out about Bernie Sanders and his neetbux, then having tardski coming on talking about Jews and space and space Jews.

Apparently, because some vaccine can cause some conditions that Ralph cannot pronounce at all, it's bad. The coof and the common flu has tiny tiny chances to cause really fucked up shit, usually among very fucked up people to begin with... so? Well the gunt is obese and Andy does drugs already, so their paranoia doesn't come out of the blue.

Tardski said there's galaxies billions times larger than the milky way.

6 million, fitting.
So 60 times larger than ours, based on a liberal estimate.

Wonder what video game taught tardski astrophysics.

Destroy all humans

 

[naught]

Today's show was just the pig reading twitter shit, thirsting over some crazy whore, whining about vaccines, sperging out about Bernie Sanders and his neetbux, then having tardski coming on talking about Jews and space and space Jews.

Apparently, because some vaccine can cause some conditions that Ralph cannot pronounce at all, it's bad. The coof and the common flu has tiny tiny chances to cause really fucked up shit, usually among very fucked up people to begin with... so? Well the gunt is obese and Andy does drugs already, so their paranoia doesn't come out of the blue.

Tardski said there's galaxies billions times larger than the milky way.

6 million, fitting.
So 60 times larger than ours, based on a liberal estimate.

Wonder what video game taught tardski astrophysics.

Well of course he was too busy striking down @PhoBingas

 

[ClipBitch]

If it's a gay op, than its the fucking Freddy Mercury of gay ops. If Ralph, Faith, and Vickers have fabricated this grand opera of leaks and sex tapes and weird irl streaming events then it's a god damn master stroke. If this is all fake then they are all wonderfully entertaining people and I can do nothing but thank them for this spectacle.

I think ralph is moving to the Onision and Boogie phase of IRL fake drama for views. The sheer amount of money baked made doing IRL streams probably inspired him, hence the recent IRL content.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I thought there was supposed to be some big bombshell mid show tonight? Is what was posted before the show began the big Monday stuff you promised? Did I miss it somehow?

 

[Vetti]

Wonder what video game taught tardski astrophysics.

It's nothing compared to Gator's rich knowledge of time travel acquired at Steins;Gate University.

 

[Niggernerd]

It's nothing compared to Gator's rich knowledge of time travel acquired at Steins;Gate University.

"Say, "Your banana is soft and squishy""

 

[A Logging Company]

Anyone know the name of the funky rock remix Ralph played at the beginning of his show?

 

[naught]

I thought there was supposed to be some big bombshell mid show tonight? Is what was posted before the show began the big Monday stuff you promised? Did I miss it somehow?

@genuis anus / @Elric of Melnibone and @Sam Losco dropped some info mid-show.

 

[Haru Okumura]

T-72 hours until Shannon Gaines gets pressed by Dope District or one of those other IP2 degenerates.

 

[Barbarus]

I thought there was supposed to be some big bombshell mid show tonight? Is what was posted before the show began the big Monday stuff you promised? Did I miss it somehow?

These few more logs are the big bombshell, or the grandfathers birth certificate was supposed to be, I'm not sure, unless there is more to it. The fact is that its been drip fed and its removing any of the bombshell and we are just reading two degens chatting shit about not wanting or wanting to be in a threesome now.

 

[Cow Poly]

Just let the man do his lotion you ugly fucking cunt...
Can’t you see he needs to get ready for work?

 

[Quorthon]

I think ralph is moving to the Onision and Boogie phase of IRL fake drama for views. The sheer amount of money baked made doing IRL streams probably inspired him, hence the recent IRL content.

Obesion

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

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Stop writing your essays because TedBuntyGroyper[sic] is forced to read, ayelawgz.

Jokes on him though, we get paid wumao for each letter.

If those kids could read they’d be really upset.

 

[AltisticRight]

I wouldn't be surprised if the last calendar leak is them admitting this was all a gayop and you've all been dabbed on epic style.

Making up a foursome poly relationship and lengthy autistic dialogue that spans many weeks just to pwn a bunch of internet autist fags they claim no one cares about, all while shouting "noolz a pehdoh file" at strangers? Doesn't sound like we're being owned or played, even if that was the case. That would have been the singular most compressed autistic gayop in known history, and further reinforce the point that he just can't get some faggots on the internet out of his head.

Faith's claims might be exaggerated, she might have sensationalised stuff, her father might have been complicit, sure. What's the motivation and outcome if all this was simply the pig's gayop? He lost several paypigs, and created logs that people will intentionally spook him with even if they know it's untrue. I don't see the motivation and any good as a consequence.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I think ralph is moving to the Onision and Boogie phase of IRL fake drama for views. The sheer amount of money baked made doing IRL streams probably inspired him, hence the recent IRL content.

Well then. Since it worked out so well for them. Keep going Ralph.

 

[Sriracha]

Even if this is one of Mr. Vicker's screenplays, it's still entertaining so we win either way.

Since Ralph loves speaking in win conditions realistically I think the only way kiwifarms loses is if Ralph kills himself. As long as Ralph is alive we are entertained by laughing at how pathetic his life is and other lolcows are brought into his orbit so we get to laugh at them too. If Ralph were to die or leave the internet then we wouldn't have anything to laugh at anymore and he'd get the last win on us. Either way, Ralph wins guys pack it up.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Even if this is one of Mr. Vicker's screenplays, it's still entertaining so we win either way.

Since Ralph loves speaking in win conditions realistically I think the only way kiwifarms loses is if Ralph kills himself. As long as Ralph is alive we are entertained by laughing at how pathetic his life is and other lolcows are brought into his orbit so we get to laugh at them too. If Ralph were to die or leave the internet then we wouldn't have anything to laugh at anymore and he'd get the last win on us. Either way, Ralph wins guys pack it up.

We win on that, too. For six solid months worth of content from people like Internet Historian, etc., describing the rise and fall of Ethanol Liver Ralph

 

[Cow Poly]

Even with daily leaks, This shits starting to get old and boring.
The Threads a complete wash with the amount of autism being flung around, making the already large page count even worse.

At this point I’d honestly be better off browsing IP2 and the collection of IRL Cows they bring, there’d at least be less retards infighting about sources and clout and more retards making funny original content.

“This shit ain’t funny, next”
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EDIT- Just give me my god damn sticker and move on, don’t quote this trying to point out the irony, I’m moving on, let me cope and seethe faggots.

Then leave you fucking faggot. You dipshits whining about Elric should just fuck off. I've said my peace both publicly and privately about the way he's doing it, but I'm far more concerned with the stuff getting released than HOW they are being released. As long as this shit comes out, I'm willing to deal with a drip feed. If you're not, then fuck off and go get the info yourself and dump it. Elric is 100% right. He put in the work to get all this shit, we can cut him some slack on the release method.

 

[Salubrious]

He actually said "I've actually never had diabetes before" earlier in the stream, like it's something that you can have and get over lol

Technically if you are borderline Type 2 Diabetic, you can usually reverse it though proper diet and exercise if you haven't had it too long or get an early diagnosis.

So that wouldn't apply to Ralph at all.

 

[TherapyMan]

We win on that, too. For six solid months worth of content from people like Internet Historian, etc., describing the rise and fall of Ethanol Liver Ralph

Ralph isn't a big enough name to get the attention of bigger YouTube channels like Internet Historian or Frederick Knudson, even if he did kill himself.