Containment What If?

[GeneralSpecific]

He'd be on the diet drink Slim Slow.

Slow in the mind, slow in the body.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris and Monica Punk had to face eachother in a luchas de apuestas (hair vs hair) match?

 

[Purple Man]

What if Chris was an isotope?

The four isotopes of the element CWC are as follow:

1. Christopherium.
2. Christianium.
3. Ricardium.
4. Christinium.

The scientists are still observing the element, as it might still develop new isotopes.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was forced to go to the gym everyday?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was forced to go to the gym everyday?

He'd do a lot of jogging.......

Spoiler

to the vending machine!

What if Chris wasn't fat? What if he was harboring thousands of maggot parasites within his body that were waiting to burst open?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris went to the zoo?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris went to the zoo?

All the kids would throw peanuts at him.

 

[GeneralSpecific]

What if Chris went to the zoo?

All the kids would throw peanuts at him.

Spoiler: Scenario 1

"I am not an animal! I am a high-functioning Autistic Lesbian Souled TRANSWOMAN."

Spoiler: Scenario 2

Or we'd just get the first case of mass Bonobo rape. The headlines would read "The Trouble With Tribbing"

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got a pet mouse/hedgehog and named it Sonichu?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got a pet mouse/hedgehog and named it Sonichu?

He'd paint it yellow and tell it to go zap to the extreme while it sits idly and confused.

What if Chris got put into the Weinerizer?

Spoiler

Remember this show?

 

[GeneralSpecific]

He'd spend most of his days on the play ground. Likely with an attraction sign. He'd probably get in one little fight, his mom would get scared, try to sue the city and fail. Then relocation to Pittsburgh.

Spoiler

I Begged And Pleaded with her; day after day, but she packed my clown shirt and sent me on my way. Gave me a haircut and she gave me my ticket, I said "I'm HFA so you better not kick it".

Third class; Ugh! This is bad! Drinking Fanta and Jizz from a broken glass. Is dis what da people of Pittsburgh live like?

Hnnngh. I might be a dyke.

I pulled up to da house around 8, 9 or 10 and I said I'm a woman, but I don't like da men! Looked at my panties, and dey were mostly clean. Livin' da life as Chandler, Christine.

*cue Quincy Jones dance break*

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris produced an infomercial?

 

[Apocalypso]

what if Chris produced an infomercial?

It'd be a video with blue-armed Sonic and Chris ripping them off.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris started a series of videos reviewing fan-made Sonichu content like CWC's Adult Chronicles or CWCollateral?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris started a series of videos reviewing fan-made Sonichu content like CWC's Adult Chronicles or CWCollateral?

He'd be kind of like the Irate Gamer but more autistic.

What if Chris entered the Bermuda Triangle?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris found his sweetheart and their son was literally Sonichu?

 

[Barley]

What if Chris entered the Bermuda Triangle?

The triangle would get lost inside him, instead of the other way round.

What if Chris started exhuding his real womanly glow?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got frozen in ice and then woke up 1000 years in the future?

 

[Purple Man]

What if Chris got frozen in ice and then woke up 1000 years in the future?

It's hard to tell, but I doubt our alien overlords would give him his monthly tugboat back.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got frozen in ice and then woke up 1000 years in the future?

1.

2.

3.But during the ice age...