🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Aum]

But do onions make your cum crusty?

According to the same link, major causes of thickened (read: crusty) cum are dehydration, alcohol use, and marijuana use.

 

[Hamsteroid]

According to the same link, major causes of thickened (read: crusty) cum are dehydration, alcohol use, and marijuana use.

Dehydration it is then: Ralph would never sin against God and sully himself by abusing substances - Crust is King!

 

[Leedsotherkid]

I can't fathom being down to suck off Ethan fucking Ralph then declining him not because of the gunt or because of his shitty hygiene, but because he has skin on his dick.

With the shitty hygiene comes weapons grade curds of head cheese. can you imagine?

 

[Timon912]

Also an interesting point to make about the corn harvest before I forget all of it:

From watching the fight with Ralph and Josh on TDS, Ralph's takeaway from the corn harvest was that Josh was trying to take heat off of himself and put it on to Ralph. He thought that Josh's grand plan was to get people to disavow/disassociate from Ralph so that people would no longer target Josh. Ralph started that contrast and compare thing he does by saying that Josh's family disowned him, that he makes a lot of money and at least his family love him. Josh shuts him down by saying all his family are dead from alcoholism. Then a couple of weeks after that, Josh makes a post about how he would like to have a family.

So probably unintentionally, @Null imposed 2 win conditions on Ralph:

1. Ralph needed to ensure that no one would disavow/disassociate from him and people would shun Josh instead.
2. He needed to do what Josh couldn't and start a family.

Ralph then sets out to do those two things. He starts screaming that Josh is a pedophile. He starts attacking the farms. He networks with TDS orbiters and then eventually gets them to disavow Josh. In an effort to start a family, he gets involved with a mentally ill, attention seeking teenager who is larping as 'girl, interrupted'. She is also baby crazy. He releases a sex tape. Suddenly everyone runs the fuck away and disavows him. He pretty much loses Nick Rekieta, Dame Pesos, Mister Metokur, Memeology101, Toad McKinley - list goes on. Gator is obsessed with whether Nick Rekieta will disavow and involves him in wars about whether or not Rackets will disavow Josh.

Rate me autistic but I think I actually figured out how all this happened, just from a corn joke.

I think he did it for a reason, but not primarly to own Null or anybody else. That was just a side benefit. I think he's a deeply depressed alcoholic NPD/BPD fuck who is near suicidal deep down and he hopes that having a kid will save him from imminent death, which we all know is coming soon without any sort of intervention. I think this tweet here is basically projection mainly.

 

[MeltyTW]

I think he did it for a reason, but not primarly to own Null or anybody else. That was just a side benefit. I think he's a deeply depressed alcoholic NPD/BPD fuck who is near suicidal deep down and he hopes that having a kid will save him from imminent death, which we all know is coming soon without any sort of intervention. I think this tweet here is basically projection mainly.

56 likes lmfao

 

[Least Concern]

She chose to let him mount her without any sort of protection.

He mounted her? I think you're misremembering the gunt tape.

she licked his prostate

Doubt, but that would have been quite a feat if true.

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

Dehydration it is then: Ralph would never sin against God and sully himself by abusing substances - Crust is King!

Someone please get the man a drink.

 

[RichardRApe]

Josh shuts him down by saying all his family are dead from alcoholism.

I lost here.

He mounted her?

Yeah no way that meat apron allows Ralph to fuck any way other than completely prone.

 

[MeltyTW]

hes ending posts with ralphs trademarked cope "lol" now fyi for the doubters who dont think its ralph:

 

[Pixis]

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keekee either admitting hes ralph or threatening to involuntarily jo ralph like father used ta or alleging he and ethan ralph are comfortable enough for him to have free access to ethan ralph's genitalia

Holy shit LMAO this keekee person must be hitting up everyone laughing at his retarded ass on their profiles. Can't decide if it's Gator, Ralph, or a PPP/Godwinson fanboy who's assblasted because people aren't impressed by their faggotry. Whatever the case may be, it's fucking funny that anyone would get this worked up over Ralph and the leaks.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

People kept complaining that they don't know what the fuck is going on so I made a timeline. It's uninteresting and purely barebones right now but I'll eventually edit it with more information. I'm fucking wrecked so I'm not doing anymore tonight. I'll do the pregnancy arc later. Before people start getting mad at Squire of Gothos, the only reason we had the majority of information is because of him and Psicopax. I'm wrecked and more brain dead than usual, but I can completely see where Squire of Gothos is coming from. Faith was baby crazy and was referencing a future family in July directly after running away from home. She was self admittedly insane. Everyone and their dog has abused this bitch.

Spoiler: Timeline: May to Aug 11

Timeline:

Mid/Late May: Josh makes a joke referencing the South Park episode ‘Britney’s New Look’, in which he says that Ralph needs to be sacrificed to the corn.

May 26th: Josh makes an appearance on the Dick Show (Episode 208 – Dick on Cuck Throat Timestamp 34:55 – 49:00ish) and they discuss the Corn Harvest. Ralph seethes at Josh about leaking DMs and they get into an argument about who is more womanly.

June 14th: Null makes a post about reaching a stage in his life where he wants to start a family and talks about the hardships of running the forum. Ralph responds by reading his post out loud to his audience and gloating on twitter.

June 15th: Ralph and Faith meet up for the first time in LA.

June 21: Dick Show with Destiny and Ralph – Ralph is with Faith at this time as Matt Vickers states that Faith wanted an autograph from Destiny. Around this time, Ralph is hanging out with Digibro, Pedopantsu and Riley.

June 23: Ralph and Faith fly back to their respective homes.

June 26: Adezero and Ralph break up.

July 10: Faith writes on twitter that she is running away from home because her father is physically, verbally and mentally abusive. She claims he has ignored her mental health issues, her brothers are in a dangerous environment which she is going to sue her father for and claims that her father didn’t do anything when she was sexually abused by an ex-boyfriend. She ends this post by saying that he will not have access to future grandchildren or the family she makes in future.

July 15: FAITH SAGA OFFICIALLY STARTS IN THREAD

Squire of Gothos introduces Faith Vickers – Ralph’s ‘Hot 18 year old girlfriend’.

July 17: Chris Kerr, Faith’s boyfriend who has been grooming and getting nudes from her since she was underaged, finds out that Faith is cheating on him.

July 22: Psicopax makes a post of Ralph interviewing Jacob Wohl, a man who worked to discredit victims of Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

July 26: Ralph doxxes Josh’s mum on stream. Dlive banned Josh 6 times. PPP, Godwinson and PO are going hard on Ralph around this period and even Mundane Matt and KOP are dunking on him. I’ll need help elaborating on the streams and internet personalities shitting on Ralph around this time period. Ralph starts flagging.

July 28: Mathew Vickers starts his twitter crusade after trolls poke at him on Facebook about how Ralph is fucking his daughter.

July 29: Dame Pesos and Dick Masterson start defending Ralph’s choices in dating teenagers. Riley told Josh he wasn’t welcome in Dick’s discord anymore. PPP begins beating Ralph in viewership. Faith come home arc begins. Mundane Matt victory lap.

July 31: Matthew Vickers and Ralph fight on twitter because Faith lies about her father abusing her. People start speculating whether or not Faith uses meth as Ralph parades her in front of the camera with her nasty ass teeth.

Aug 2: PPP is banned from dlive.

Aug 3: Ralph is at the pedophile tranny’s house.

Aug 4: Ade and Tachy turn on Ralph and start shitting on him. Ade confirms that Faith knew Ralph had a girlfriend while they were hooking up in June.

Aug 6: Ralph plays victim and shames Nigel of Ukip on his twitter to 20 followers about doxxing. Dlive tells Ralph about the correspondence between staff and Josh regarding Josh’s ban. Kraut reveals Gator’s bizzare and homosexual lust for him.

Aug 8: Faith expresses a desire to go home and says her parents (father included) are great. Ralph says on twitter that Faith is only visiting her parents. He also says that Josh has a broken penis. Not coping at all, he makes tweets mad that people don’t think she’s going to come back. Ralph will be in DC celebrating Digipedo’s birthday. Faith’s parents are also in DC coincidentally at the same time. Hmm.

Aug 11: MC Jarbo releases ‘Better than Me’. No Faith in sight. Chris Kerr shows up in the thread. He has DMs. Faith told Kerr that she was using Ralph and Ralph’s breath smelled like old tampons. She tells him she didn’t want to get crushed by the gunt. Kerr promises a stream going through the DMs and delivers. Ralph is publicly humiliated and gets really drunk and sad on stream. Matt Vickers denounces Chris Kerr because he’s an actual pedophile groomer by his own admission. Faith in the DMs, tells Kerr that Ralph has been drunk driving with her in the car and also supplying her with alcohol. Faith begs that she doesn't want anything posted until she's out of Virginia. Sound familiar, anyone?

Ralph sends Chris Kerr revenge porn while he is streaming, telling him to open it. It depicts two fat people having sex reverse cowgirl while a large and misshapen sack of fat rolls back and forth like the ocean waves rolling into a beach. Ralph shoves his thumb in her rectum and audibly huffs his fingers and cries out in pain as he ejaculates. Faith awkwardly yowls, unsure of when she should pretend that she climaxed.

I just wanted to quote this since shit like this gets buried in the autism avalanche and it’s incredible informative for someone like me who cant tolerate watching live streams and two hour retard circle jerks on YT.

It does convince me even more that Josh unintentionally baited Ethan into this shitshow. The day before Ethan appears on the TDS he reads Josh’s post. To get dick swinging chad cred with Dax he had arranged to meet the only desperate groupie he can muster to travel a few hours to meet him - Faith a troubled teen girl. But now why just settle for arm candy for e-cred? He could really own Josh by making this immature histrionic teen his broodmare in Virginia! Now that will show Josh who the big man is.

It’s incredible but I really think Ralph is that stupid and obsessed with Josh. Even Dax with his “chads nail young troubled girls to show how manly they are” but who has also wisely managed to avoid any bastard children afaik, had to be stunned at this level of retard behavior.

Not even Ralph thought getting some dumb mentally troubled teen he just met pregnant was a good idea, until he was blinded by the corn joke and had to try to find some way to make Josh envious. (For pure-strain white trash like Ralph a loving wife and family is indistinguishable from a barefoot pregnant teen running home with a bastard that he will never meet or parent.)

 

[MeltyTW]

Holy shit LMAO this keekee person must be hitting up everyone laughing at his retarded ass on their profiles. Can't decide if it's Gator, Ralph, or a PPP/Godwinson fanboy who's assblasted because people aren't impressed by their faggotry. Whatever the case may be, it's fucking funny that anyone would get this worked up over Ralph and the leaks.

it has to be ralph, gaytor was in a good mood killstream and doesnt seem the type to cope like this about ralph since hes just a mercenary post pillstream, godwinson i see being more eloquent, ppp i dont see going to bat quite as hard for something in defense of ralph, his account creation date just lines up perfectly with that too

 

[Kenobi]

There are 6-7 faggots in this thread that flood the thread with bullshit and negrates every time someone questions the narrative.
I wonder why?

Spergs having dm convos talking about what they shoul say. It kind of reminds me of being in middleschool and you and your buds talk about what you should send to a girl you have a crush on. Except you know you were 14-15 at the time and trying to get laid not convincing a bunch of autists about a narrative on a site no one cares about Like could you imagine?

Tachy is inbred and dumber than a sack of buttplugs. I'd go deeper but don't want to hear her mispronounce stuff when she inevitably reads this on stream.

Ade has trouble running the Calculator app on her Chromebook.

There's comedy there, they just don't generate it on purpose. They need outside help to make their show listenable. Other than that, there's much more detestable characters on the Gunt Stage and I can't muster any hate for them.

They are nice people but holy shit are they dumb. I like the blackwater knights tough they are funny for the most part.

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

Post butthole pics now or I don't believe it, @KeeKee.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Ade's friend Tachy LARPing as Ralph while reading the messages was both funny and pretty spot on. I'm sure it helped that they more or less have the same voice pitch.

I don't think I've heard a grown man with a more female sounding voice that wasn't on some kind of hormonal treatment.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Don't worry Ralph, I'm sure Josh is seething with jealousy over not having his own knocked up child bride he doesn't have to take care of.

 

[Leedsotherkid]

Yellow crusty tartar cum? Did pantsu give him a venereal disease?

Give him? have you seen the crack shack?
For gunty, STD’s are standard factory equipt.

 

[PhoBingas]

I don't think I've heard a grown man with a more female sounding voice that wasn't on some kind of hormonal treatment.

Maybe he's been getting those xannies laced with HRT?

More and more pill sheds have been pressing "xannies" with fuck knows what in them.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I think he did it for a reason, but not primarly to own Null or anybody else. That was just a side benefit. I think he's a deeply depressed alcoholic NPD/BPD fuck who is near suicidal deep down and he hopes that having a kid will save him from imminent death, which we all know is coming soon without any sort of intervention. I think this tweet here is basically projection mainly.

It's also just a thing with that particular group of people. Saving the white race or whatever.

I mean that and Ralph can't stop thinking about someone's wiener.

 

[SeymourCoxs]

This is the new gunt guard tactic they shit up the farms with fake dms and Ralph isnt acknowledging the dms. He would sperg more out about them if they were real. Stop shitting up the farms with fake info white niggers.