Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

[KonradCruise]

Ten minutes to launch, by the looks of things, potential crowbcat-level harvest incoming.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

So the game is about 70 hours overall. Story is like 20h and side content about 40h

 

[Back me up!]

Hopefully we get a Steam classic back just for Cyperpunk 2077.

 

[McAfee'sCorpse]

you know ive been thinking about staying awake this night to try out the game but im calling it a night because im just too tired.

my little sister wants to see a dude with a vagina in the character customizer anyways so i might as well wait until tomorrow to show her.

good night, guys

Ah yes, the first thing i'll do after my copy of Cyberpunk 2077 installs, other than going to sex shop.

 

[EyelessMC]

>puts all this effort in and mocks Cyperpunk devs
>chickens out at the last second to say "Man, I sure do realize how much love was put into Cyberpunk now!"
Either go hard or don't go at all. No one likes a half-chub. Fun idea otherwise.

This one?

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lol That's the one. That face, the chat...

 

[WinchesterPremium]

And its officially out! Unless they delayed again when I wasn't looking. Godspeed gamers.

 

[KonradCruise]

IT BEGINS.

Steam servers are fucking hosed holy shit.

 

[HeyYou]

And its officially out! Unless they delayed again when I wasn't looking. Godspeed gamers.

It doesn't matter because Steam isn't letting me update the fucking game. The servers must be fucked right now.

 

[HensKenKline]

Car fisiks:

That male prostitute clip with audio (you hear him say "Wait no!"):

( Sauce https://www.twitch.tv/xqcow/clip/OptimisticPiercingToadRickroll?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time )

 

[Lame Entropy]

Goddammit I've only got 12 GB downloaded

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I thought about giving and to see the shit show, but Steam isn't even working now so I guess I'm going back to waiting a few months.

 

[myiqis53]

 

[KonradCruise]

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[EyelessMC]

Car fisiks:
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That male prostitute clip with audio (you hear him say "Wait no!"):
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( Sauce https://www.twitch.tv/xqcow/clip/OptimisticPiercingToadRickroll?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time )

The car physics is ridiculous but no more nutty that any given GTA. Hilarious though.
As for the male hooker bit, that's gold. His feeble, hesitant "...Guys--" at the end is priceless. He was just molested by the game.
Is "Show me what those hands can do" gonna be the new "Glass him"? How did he even make a mistake like that? Or was it a glitch, like how the male whore's face went full Freddy for a minute there?

 

[myiqis53]

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[WinchesterPremium]

Hype killed steam.

 

[RVNX]

"47GB day one patch"

 

[гape]

200+ pages of shitting on the game and everyone is posting their download time remaining after buying it

 

[WorthlessTrash]

Lol. I enjoy a good fictional romance as any, but anyone who cries like a bitch about is a total faggot.

 

[myiqis53]

200+ pages of shitting on the game and everyone is posting their download time remaining after buying it

Yup.