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It's a fat fucking boy child sped. If she saw dollars in in it, sure she would. Won't deny that for a minute. Point being, the fat fucking lezbean dating pool is no bigger than Toxic Lake.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Haha. Good one!
Seriously, this is someone who (according to her, a known pathological liar) bled - freely! - continuously, for at least a year, and didn't wear pads or tampons while doing so. She only got the reduced fee program when it became clear just how hideously expensive EVERYthing is when you're a self-pay patient.
Well sure, Big Al would be paying for it. But I'm not certain they would get a family plan, just because of how stupid Big Al is about money. Plus, if they kept them separate, Big Al would get herself a gold-level plan, and Becky would get some basic deal for Becky. I think none of this is going to happen, however, because Big Al thinks her real medical issues are behind her, and she just needs to lose a little weight to get back to liveen her best life.
SquishSquish
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Not sure if this has ever been posted but in 2018, someone tried to write a Wikipedia article on Amberlynn which was quickly deleted.
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“Someone” is probably Amberlynn herself. I’m sure she wants her very own Wikipedia page, just like her idols. Too bad at this pace the only page she’ll appear on will be the obituary notices.
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I suspect "James" is also Amberlynn.
Oh James.
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She doesn't need a Wiki page, she has a whole board dedicated to her in KF.
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Lmao there's no way ALR would use a word like "matriculated". That's just not possible. You're way overestimating her.
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Add another one to the diagnoses list. NOROVIRUS? Maybe. Fatcuntitis? Absolutely!
She most likely ate food off the floor or couch after Twinkie shat all over it. Please note that this is her own diagnosis so it means Twinkie turds.
She most likely ate food off the floor or couch after Twinkie shat all over it. Please note that this is her own diagnosis so it means Twinkie turds.
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Are we sure it’s not just Normavirus and she’s not trying to stay off YouTube until the comments about the voice messages go away?
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Maybe her Twinkie ate her own doggy vomit / fecal matter amd gave Amber doggy kisses afterwards.
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Maybe she really did eat the dog treats from Twinkie's Advent calendar.
pull over dat ass too fat
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The timing to Chantal getting c diff is *chef's kiss*
and how in the FUCK does she get it every year?! That's horrifying.
and how in the FUCK does she get it every year?! That's horrifying.
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Can someone describe Amberlynn's viewer base for me? What percentage would you estimate find her genuinely interesting, informative or inspirational, versus hate-watching or rubbernecking? I am not very familiar with her at all but have a sneaking suspicion that her fans and haters alike are united by mediocrity and fatness.
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She doesn't.
She seems to think it's like the flu, where there's a "season" where you're more likely to get it. In fact, she's probably conflating "norovirus" with "stomach flu" and figures there's a flu season so there must be a stomach flu season.
Truly the world missed out on a great intellect when she dropped out of that diploma mill.
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Norovirus, a highly contagious communicable virus, I wonder which one of them didn't wash their hands properly lol.
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I have no trouble with this when spergs write 100,000 words essays on capeshit, Brianna Wu, or cartoons.
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Oh god, Amber having noro is the worst thing I can imagine. For those who have been blessed and have not experienced noro or had to care for someone with noro, it's two to three days of liquid spewing out of every opening. Liquid shit and bile. Amber doesn't have noro, her symptoms are way too minimal. Noro would absolutely destroy Becky, cleaning that shit (verbatim) while caring for a regular sized person is hell.
Also with the level of hygiene you need during this shit going on in the world, there is no way you would contract noro. So she doesn't wash her fucking hands.
Go get a rona test you fat fuck and start having some level of hygiene.
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Yes, thank you. Amber doesn’t understand that the words she chooses mean things, & those things often don’t line up with what we can see in reality. Unless Amber changed her mind & went to the ER & provided a stool sample, would never happen, she’s making this up. Similar to how she tells everyone- I binge like on the daily, so that’s like disordered eating, so that means I suffer with really bad binge eating disorder... nope. It doesn’t. For a million reasons. Your logic is scary amber.
PS- this illness can’t be related to Dana & Destiny being over & coughing on everything for Becky’s B day. Not a chance right?!
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this daft sow. she's back to her usual cunt self in today's shitmas. i have all my bets placed on food poisoning, with the huge quantities of shit she eats. when you eat as much as her, you're going to end up with food poisoning being a regular thing.
but apparently hamber would rather have an illness that involves actually eating Shit rather than just plain ol' food poisoning. gorl has got to collect those diagnonsenses!