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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
No food takes less spoons than a literal piece of fruit or vegetable that you can start eating after a quick wash. Rice is crazy simple to make, salads are just chopped veggies... it’s way easier to make HEALTHY food with “low spoons” than it is to have processed garbage that has to be heated up/prepared/etc.
I bet his "IBS" is just his body's reaction to the trash he eats. It'd go away if he cleaned up his diet but that would take effort.
Stress eating is a poor coping mechanism that could be fixed if he was self-aware and maybe saw a psychologist but again, effort.
"As much as I love food, if I could implant a chip that would force me to eat healthy I'd do it in a heartbeat." ??????? I'd imagine people who eat healthy love food if they go out of their way to learn and prepare good meals.
You crave trash food because it's all you eat, Kevin. A few months on a good, healthy diet will probably reset that but that's too haaaaard he doesn't have the spooooons.
I have no idea why they'd want to use charcoal pencils over china markers if they're going to be doing any outdoor work/marking. Charcoal pencils will smudge like all hell and fuck off at the slightest hint of rain unless you get something to set it with which would just end up costing you more money than just buying some grease pencils from the local hardware store. If you have to use regular pencils get something with a harder lead in it that's more smudge-resistant and less liable to get washed away.
Half the shit on the wishlist is just shit they should already have on the tranch. These are just basic tools they should have bought at Home Depot before they even started. How can your business be doing well if you have to ask people to donate you a ratchet set?
Cheap garbage made out of pot metal and recycled condoms slid out the backdoor of some smog factory in Guangzhou seems about right level of quality for a troon gardening project.
No food takes less spoons than a literal piece of fruit or vegetable that you can start eating after a quick wash. Rice is crazy simple to make, salads are just chopped veggies... it’s way easier to make HEALTHY food with “low spoons” than it is to have processed garbage that has to be heated up/prepared/etc.
I’m not gonna act like there aren’t unhealthy foods that don’t take a long time to make, lasagne and buttermilk fried chicken to be exact. There are healthy choices like beef stew and other crockpot meals where the only “spoons” needed is waiting for the dish to be cooked. Kev’s diet is probably mostly fast food which Bonnie has to drive a long time for. We all know Kev’s cooking jack shit.
There are plenty of meals that even a depressed person could make very easily if they have the knowledge or a recipe book, but these fucking idiots are eating actual garbage. Chips and frozen crap, stuff that you open or heat up and it's ready instantly, they're that lazy and oafish. We saw their groceries. Nothing to make proper meals.
But to me it sounds like Kevin doesn't just eat garbage, he eats a lot of it, hence his desire to be forced to eat less. He probably stuffs himself as a cope which makes sense. Food gratifies quickly and without much effort, much like the other things Kevin prioritizes in his life, like Twitter.
Unfortunately it takes a lot of willpower to eat better and requires a consistent amount of applied effort before it becomes habit and even then, he's been overweight for most of his adult years so it would be even easier for him to regress.
He could learn to cook and start there, but... let's be real. There's probably an expectation on the ranch that whoever cooks, makes some for everyone. For all his self proclaimed womanly prowess I doubt he would ever want to cook for someone else. Man, with how selfish he is, I gotta wonder why he ever chose a communal living situation in the first place.
100% unironically hope someone buys them this MIG welding "kit" on their Amazon wishlist, solely because I want to watch what happens to a bunch of work-shy retards hours away from the closest emergency room when they open that sucker up and start playing with 70 amps of pure accident potential while wearing a mask so cheap it looks like it came from the Halloween store. Jesus Christ, at least put some decent safety equipment on your grift list too.
The statement Kev made that healthy foods take loads of prep is so funny. Salads are literally just lettuce and veggies thrown in a bowl with dressing and optional toppings. Rice is stupidly easy to make and versatile and used in very easy dishes or as a side. Stir fries are also mind-numbingly easy to make. Fuck you can just saute so many different vegetables and it's really easy. Kev just wants to make excuses for his porker lifestyle and the fact that he's got a sizable audience for broadcasting his bullshit to and who also agree with him is fucked up.
fml there's literally nothing easier than cutting up a chicken breast and stir frying it. I'm a lazy fuck too, but it ain't hard to crack open a can of tuna and pour it over one of those pre-minced salad bags you can buy at the store. The food industry isn't just about selling to swine like you, Kevin. They want everyone's money, so they have plenty of ready-made products for people who're mindful of their health. You can buy flash-frozen veggies and stir fry them in 5 minutes, or eat a bag of frozen berries like ice cream ffs.
Even if you truly only had the option of eating junk food (bullshit): EAT LESS OF IT THEN. Five hot pockets a day instead of ten, you slovenly pig.
I think he should just count calories, it's the kind of knowledge that stays with you forever and helps keep the weight off, unlike meme diets where you eat highly specific foods. Diets that virtually no one keeps for their entire life. If he counts calories, he could still fit in junkfood, but he'd know exactly how much of it he could eat before he reaches his caloric goals.
Counting calories is the easiest method imo, just eat ~300 kcal less than you burn
He wouldn't even need to eat drastically different foods. Eat a chicken breast instead of fried chicken, whole grain rice instead of refined bread, etc etc etc.
Proteins are more satiating than fats, and carbohydrates tend to be addicting (atleast the sugars are). So he doesn't even have to eat fruits and vegetables all that much, meat is fine, but I think his diet is mostly carbs so that would be hard to change.
After I discovered Bonnie got mule kicked a filthy al-paki and no one reported on it, I decided to check out some of the other ranches twitters and wanted to learn more about my main man, the goon who turned troon. Jen aka @norintha
(last photo Jen posted that doesn’t have his old lady in room 237 face covered by a respirator)
[This is shit Jen actually belives]
Now this guy is quite a trip on Twitter. He doesn’t post a lot of original content that isn’t hardcore sperging over magic the gathering or getting involved in tranny/terf drama. Right now he’s balls deep in a Terf-turned-ally-turned-terf-again shit and a tranny and another drama is about a troon who lost their discord for drugging and fucking underage kids (this shit is so dense to try and follow….)
Some original content he produces that I can parse is giving us some nice candid photos of the ranch, they are all animal pictures but because he’s a cave Gollum he doesn’t understand that you can see how disgusting that horde of a ranch is becoming. these are pics from April right up till hours ago. I wanted to back these up as they give a horrible damp glance into the garbage nest him and Kev Kev have made.
Shit looks like Mars
(Lol literal "programmer fury socks" in a damp pile on the floor), I spoilered the rest.
Have fun playing "Wheres Waldos HRT Vial" in these pics. Why does every trannys bedroom look worse than the bedroom of a teenager going through methadone withdrawals.
Besides from these photos of the disgusting ranch, he retweets any tranny or blackie who is begging gibs on Twitter. (these screenshots were just from the last few days, didn't want to upload them all so piled a collection into a crusty jpeg, fuck you).
Honestly, Northa acts as a pretty good directory for sad trannies to laugh at.
Lastly, I think Jen might be Jewish, don’t ask me why, but everything that he retweets that isn’t boosting tranny gibs or magic the gathering it’s pro-Jew shit and he accuses anyone who questions Jews as a “Elders of Zion” reader. I thought it could also be the reason why he never runs out of money or has to beg online. He may work though as I swear I saw a few posts about him complaining about standing up all day but I couldn’t find the tweets.
I can imagine the Hell Bonnies has found himself in...
C'mon bonnie, you know you want to, you could make it look like an accident. You have the tools...
“I was born a Dude, but I chopped my dick off so now I’m a woman, and I’m also a lesbian, but I can’t even begin to tell you the amount of dicks I’ve partaken in.”
Imagine being a “lesbian” and being able to use one finger to count how many real vaginas you’ve actually had contact with, but at the same time have lost count of the number of dicks that have been shoved down your throat.
kevin is single handedly setting lesbians back to the damn Stone Age.
At that time, Winston said in a statement: "I went to the supermarket with the intent to purchase dinner but made a terrible mistake for which I'm taking full responsibility. In a moment of youthful ignorance, I walked out of the store without paying for one of my items."
“I was born a Dude, but I chopped my dick off so now I’m a woman, and I’m also a lesbian, but I can’t even begin to tell you the amount of dicks I’ve partaken in.”
Imagine being a “lesbian” and being able to use one finger to count how many real vaginas you’ve actually had contact with, but at the same time have lost count of the number of dicks that have been shoved down your throat.
kevin is single handedly setting lesbians back to the damn Stone Age.
100% unironically hope someone buys them this MIG welding "kit" on their Amazon wishlist, solely because I want to watch what happens to a bunch of work-shy retards hours away from the closest emergency room when they open that sucker up and start playing with 70 amps of pure accident potential while wearing a mask so cheap it looks like it came from the Halloween store. Jesus Christ, at least put some decent safety equipment on your grift list too.
As a faggot myself, I think KevKev is just larping. Real gay men get dicked down regularly. Kevin would have figured out anal years ago if this wasn't all just an act.
As often happens in fatcow threads, the discussion has turned to dietary matters. Under normal circumstances I would assume the good words were wasted on a willfully widening fapbeast since, well, he’s far too delicate to read his thread.
But in cleaning out my browser tabs, I saw that the livejournal set up by @Karen™ had been suspended.
Why would the Russians suspend an empty journal? Perhaps someone on the tranch reported it? But that would mean, gasp, they read the thread? Only the journal holder may know...
Either way, troon platoon, please take the advice and eat a salad. Promise it won’t be the grossest thing you put in your mouth today.
Are they aware that never cleaning your house, staying in bed all day, trying to escape into porn and video games, not having the energy for basic tasks like cooking or work, and stress-gorging on carbs and sugar are all symptoms of depression?
Clearly cutting your balls off doesn't fill the void like it's supposed to.
Have fun playing "Wheres Waldos HRT Vial" in these pics. Why does every trannys bedroom look worse than the bedroom of a teenager going through methadone withdrawals.
I don't know if there's a standard for how you clinically diagnose an animal hoarding situation, but seven dogs surrounded by filth in one pic and seven cats surrounded by filth in the next one feels like it's over the line.
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