Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Josh is selling the whole roll of carpet on his etsy for $666

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That's most definitely what's up, toobz
 
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Did the trolls get m'lord's carpet taken down? Says it's unavailable now and it's not in his sales so it didn't sell.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
You know if he chopped it up and sold each chunk for $6.66, I guaran fucking tee there's be enough people who would "ironically" buy a piece where the entire thing would be gone in a day.
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That would require all 23 pairs of chromosomes and possibly a third brain cell to figure that out. Josh never had a chance.
 
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One of my favorite of his quirks, is his superb lack of theory-of-mind.
He doesn't think of taking a photo of just the carpet, he's so lazy he just uses the iMac's front-facing camera like we would a video.

Look at any screencap of his Etsy when he's shilling a full batch of fresh wands; it's him, slouching in the chair, tight lipped and demure, in each photo. His aesthetic and color choices essentially blur out the finer details of each wand.

I'm not hating on my man, it's almost endearing, but it just seems like there's easier ways to get photos of shit online.
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
One of my favorite of his quirks, is his superb lack of theory-of-mind.
He doesn't think of taking a photo of just the carpet, he's so lazy he just uses the iMac's front-facing camera like we would a video.

Look at any screencap of his Etsy when he's shilling a full batch of fresh wands; it's him, slouching in the chair, tight lipped and demure, in each photo. His aesthetic and color choices essentially blur out the finer details of each wand.

I'm not hating on my man, it's almost endearing, but it just seems like there's easier ways to get photos of shit online.
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
One of my favorite of his quirks, is his superb lack of theory-of-mind.
He doesn't think of taking a photo of just the carpet, he's so lazy he just uses the iMac's front-facing camera like we would a video.

Look at any screencap of his Etsy when he's shilling a full batch of fresh wands; it's him, slouching in the chair, tight lipped and demure, in each photo. His aesthetic and color choices essentially blur out the finer details of each wand.

I'm not hating on my man, it's almost endearing, but it just seems like there's easier ways to get photos of shit online.
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I'm 90% sure he's doing it intentionally so you know it's a gen-u-whine King Cobra product.,
 
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Kobes posted a MCRib food hack:
He got a McRib and the ingredients for a MCDouble and put the McDouble ingredients into his McRib. 3:38 Witness the McDouble McRib in all its glory. This is the first time he’s tried the McRib #NotASponsorJustFreeAdvertisment . Eats his burger like an apple. Said he got a good chunk of change recently so he’s going to buy a vacuum for his new apartment.




Start:
  • Bans someone for making a comment about Kobes doing video responses to Sydney Watson.
  • Guitar shredding
  • Says he made a better version of spooky tuning
  • Starts watching a Hunter Avallone video
5:02:
  • More guitar shredding
7:30:
  • Back to the video
  • Rant about people farming YouTubers for content and just being a hater and not contributing to society
  • If you don’t like people’s videos, don’t watch them
9:47:
  • Fuck Candace Owens and her sexist tweets
  • Gender relations rant
  • Amy Schumer making fart jokes makes people uncomfortable because of gender inequality
14:42:
  • Candace Owens is sexist rant
  • Feminism rant
  • Bitching about being called a racist/ sexist because he’s a white male
18:55:
  • Right wing extremists refuse to acknowledge there are peaceful BLM protests
  • Rant about feminists
21:00:
  • Gender relations rant - It’s okay for women to protest with their tits hanging out but men aren’t allowed to protest with their dicks hanging out
22:48:
  • Kobes definition of a protest is a minimum of 20 holding signs, one person holding a sign in their yard is not a protest.
27:31:
  • Guitar shredding
  • Back to watching the video and gives his definition of what a protest is
30:00:
  • You have to purchase materials to make a sign or pay your internet bill to upload a video so freedom of speech is not free
31:54:
  • Hunter Avallone uses Time magazine as a source so he is correct
  • Classic male behavior - attacking manliness
34:08:
  • ‘Peaceful is the opposite of violence, that’s just science’
  • Parrots Hunter Avallone’s points
  • What constitutes as nachos?
42:10:
  • Grabs some Doritos and cheetos #NotASponsorJustFreeAdvertisment
45:48:
  • Cheese onto chips
  • He’s making a point about peaceful protests
  • Nukes his cheese and chips in the microwave
49:31:
  • Delicious point made. Eating his chips and cheese
  • Adds some sauce
55:53:
  • Ranting about nachos
57:41:
  • Compares getting boollied for having asperger’s to dealing with racism
58:38:
  • Greatness comes in all colours YouTube
1:01:40:
  • Fake wokeness
  • Trans Jedi rant
  • Back to watching the video
1:08:44:
  • Guitar shredding
  • Back to watching the video
  • Parrots what Hunter Avallone says
  • White people don’t get to complain about racism
1:22:40:
  • Knocks over his guitar in the middle of a rant
1:30:00:
  • Religion rant
  • Compares himself to Moses
1:58:00:
  • Comparing scholarships to guns
  • Parrots Hunter Avallone’s points
2:31:50:
  • Watching a new video
  • Gender relations rant
2:45:00:
  • Candace Owens is sexist rant
2:49:29:
  • Gender relations rant and Twitch Thottery
2:53:40:
  • Supporting feminism by using chatterbate
  • Guitar shredding
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  • Back to watching the video
  • You shouldn’t be watching twitch thots if you have a girlfriend unless your girlfriend is bi
3:07:25:
  • Women can’t show off their body without being called pornstars rant
3:08:43:
  • Gun ownership rant
3:12:43:
  • Bathroom break. Plays some music to drown out his pee noises
3:14:39:
  • Returns
  • Back to watching the video
3:22:10:
  • Finishing off protest nachos
3:27:00:
  • Kobes explains programming
3:30:00:
  • Simping
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  • Nothing wrong with posting topless pics to help lonely people feel better
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  • People watch female of age Twitch streamers to establish a connection with them
  • Complaining about Simp shaming
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  • Capitalistic adventure to buy some soda pop
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  • Dating in the real world is difficult, we need Twitch thots
4:09:50:
  • Sex sells rant
  • Agreeing with everything Tara Babcock says
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  • Ends the stream with some guitar shredding
 
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How angry he gets about the "eating a burger like an apple" comments kills me. Cobes is all about the consistency over sporadic big laughs.
 
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Hey toobz, M'lord got a new "vacume" and acctually vacuumed his new apartment. Homeboy Clint had to buy this as there is no way Josh would spend money on one.

He complains again about having to clean up his old lair.


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Am I the only one hoping for the Queen of Poutine to enter into the Cobraverse? I would love for her to fatfish him in order to foodie-scoot down to Wyoming to have a gothic rock star villain treat her to the best meal she's ever had (double peperoni, double cheese, double parmigian sauce, double bacon, TWU). She already dated one autistic manchild, and supposedly had sex with a hobo who smelt of vinegar, so Cobes sounds right up her alley.
 
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Am I the only one hoping for the Queen of Poutine to enter into the Cobraverse? I would love for her to fatfish him in order to foodie-scoot down to Wyoming to have a gothic rock star villain treat her to the best meal she's ever had (double peperoni, double cheese, double parmigian sauce, double bacon, TWU). She already dated one autistic manchild, and supposedly had sex with a hobo who smelt of vinegar, so Cobes sounds right up her alley.
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I would love to see a Kobes Chantal power poot couple saga in 2021
 
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