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I apologize if someone already commented on this and I don't want to sound like I'm an expert at weight loss (I'm not), but maybe if Chris really wants to lose weight he should restrict his daily caloric intake to less than 3,000 calories. I'm not a medical professional of any sort, but I think that around 2,000 calories a day should be enough for a sedentary (meaning that he doesn't have a job that is extremely taxing like being a soldier, a construction worker, or a professional athlete) adult male. If anyone is more knowledgeable on this subject please let me know.
Now, I like the 'Don't contact cows' rule we have here and I think that people like John Spetznaz are faggots. I'm also kinda lazy and don't want to go through the trouble of making a twitter account just to fuck with someone, but I'm kinda tempted to make a twitter account just to motivate Bob to try to get this job and do whatever I can to convince Disney to hire him. I think that giving Bob a bigger platform and getting more eyes on him has the potential to be hilarious.Now it's Bobby's chance to work for the Happiest Place On Earth, at the comfort of his own waterlogged basement!
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Chris probably chugs more than 2k calories a day in craft beer alone. Look at the Chipmans. They’re working with mayo ghoul DNA. Mayo is running through their veins. Chris and Robert have always been obese and always will be.I apologize if someone already commented on this and I don't want to sound like I'm an expert at weight loss (I'm not), but maybe if Chris really wants to lose weight he should restrict his daily caloric intake to less than 3,000 calories. I'm not a medical professional of any sort, but I think that around 2,000 calories a day should be enough for a sedentary (meaning that he doesn't have a job that is extremely taxing like being a soldier, a construction worker, or a professional athlete) adult male. If anyone is more knowledgeable on this subject please let me know.
Now, I like the 'Don't contact cows' rule we have here
Such a big brained conclusion! I would be almost proud of that display of brainpower if he wasn't totally wrong.
I would have spent every penny in the Space Program to launch every race-baiter and fat welfare queen into space. It would have saved tons of money in the long run.If only people knew how bad it really was. Blacks were protesting Apollo's funding because it wasn't being spent on them.
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Bob would probably enjoy sitting in space, doing the square root of fuck all and eating enormous amounts.As others have said, this would be bobs souperiour fewture:
Also I picked the above clip just because of it's title, "Out Disappointing Future", which fits Blobby to a T, of course he'd look at something that normal humans would turn their nose up at and get all excited about it. I mean we've seen his cooking...
If you've ever seen an American Walmart, you can see they had a point.that sort of thing reminds me of a MAD Magazine article from the 1960s that theorized that motor scooters would replace walking to the extent that humanity in America would devolve into round-bottomed, vestigial-legged things (like those round-bottomed inflatable dolls) that would be "pushovers for the lean and hungry barbarians from the East" and showing a stereotypical PRA Chinese soldier poking a "round bottomed toy doll" American.
As I've said, the Nazis were opposed to capitalism, supported relieving farmers' debts, were anti-Catholic and anti-Semitic and were also animal rights activists. Tell me they wouldn't be leftists today.That's the social justice trap. They think they're inherently better and and more enlightened than the Nazis, so they can do no wrong, when the Nazis thought they themselves could do no wrong as well.
To be fair, sticking Bob into space would be a sensible use of NASA's massive budget. In space, nobody can hear you REEEEEE after all.It costs about $10,000/lb to launch stuff into space, so a MovieBob mission would probably bankrupt NASA
1) eh... black and gay scientists do definitely exist, so I'd have to disagree with you there.And no one took umbrage over what the researchers wore (cf. this).
I know this opinion isn't popular here, but not being saddled with niggers, feminists, queers, and other gimme-gimme grievers will give East Asia an edge in sci-tech over the West. Diversity is NOT strength.
The "episodes" Chris promised:
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Two shinning intellect discuss popcorn flick. Luke starts off by blocking someone bearing an inconvenient truth, that someone can actually love the Synder movies without being wrongthinkers.
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Then comes the focus of the discussion: MCU, which is "very political":
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It is saying something when Luke, of all people, has more insight than Bobby. "Hey this shit is just like an average D&D campaign, how can it be 'political'?"
Bobby's reply suggests he is not as much a doofus as we usually take him as: he seems aware that the "politics" of both the woke Democrats and MCU are puerile and strictly ornamental.
"...so long as you're 'not with the bad guys' that means your (sic) good". No wonder manchildren find MCU so reassuring.
Don't look down on manchildren though; they might work for Amnesty International!
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On the side of DC:
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I don't see much point in this argument; comic-book movies are trash and totally bereft of creativity.
"I've never been a proponent of eugenics"
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Expert in gemology:
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In Bobby's Angels, someone trash-talked Nick Parrott.
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Let's go back to the mentally-stimulating discourse between Bobby and Luke, which we started this episode with. A filthy peasant sullied Lady Luke's virtue and Sir Robert was roused from his sleep.
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Bobby and his orbiters will make perfect trainers for Luke's AI; they are no smarter than binary code.
In fairness, feeding poor people on this planet is a better use of taxpayers' money than putting a big flag on a rock.If only people knew how bad it really was. Blacks were protesting Apollo's funding because it wasn't being spent on them.
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And this is why Kiwifarms needs a special rating that adds 10 points to your reaction score.
So, being generous and plotting Blob's age, weight, and height at 40, 280, 6'1 (LOL) Bob's base daily metabolic rate (the amount of calories he would consume if he did pretty much nothing all day) is about 2400. It's not terribly hard to drop from that.I apologize if someone already commented on this and I don't want to sound like I'm an expert at weight loss (I'm not), but maybe if Chris really wants to lose weight he should restrict his daily caloric intake to less than 3,000 calories. I'm not a medical professional of any sort, but I think that around 2,000 calories a day should be enough for a sedentary (meaning that he doesn't have a job that is extremely taxing like being a soldier, a construction worker, or a professional athlete) adult male. If anyone is more knowledgeable on this subject please let me know.
Now, I like the 'Don't contact cows' rule we have here and I think that people like John Spetznaz are faggots. I'm also kinda lazy and don't want to go through the trouble of making a twitter account just to fuck with someone, but I'm kinda tempted to make a twitter account just to motivate Bob to try to get this job and do whatever I can to convince Disney to hire him. I think that giving Bob a bigger platform and getting more eyes on him has the potential to be hilarious.
There's no way he's a pound under 350. I'd bet he's nearer 400.So, being generous and plotting Blob's age, weight, and height at 40, 280, 6'1 (LOL) Bob's base daily metabolic rate (the amount of calories he would consume if he did pretty much nothing all day) is about 2400. It's not terribly hard to drop from that.
Like I said, I was being extremely generous.There's no way he's a pound under 350. I'd bet he's nearer 400.
I don't know how you manage to read and archive these tweets. Reading these awful tweets fucking killed me. Bob is truly a pseudo intellectual asshat.And no one took umbrage over what the researchers wore (cf. this).
I know this opinion isn't popular here, but not being saddled with niggers, feminists, queers, and other gimme-gimme grievers will give East Asia an edge in sci-tech over the West. Diversity is NOT strength.
The "episodes" Chris promised:
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Two shinning intellect discuss popcorn flick. Luke starts off by blocking someone bearing an inconvenient truth, that someone can actually love the Synder movies without being wrongthinkers.
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Then comes the focus of the discussion: MCU, which is "very political":
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It is saying something when Luke, of all people, has more insight than Bobby. "Hey this shit is just like an average D&D campaign, how can it be 'political'?"
Bobby's reply suggests he is not as much a doofus as we usually take him as: he seems aware that the "politics" of both the woke Democrats and MCU are puerile and strictly ornamental.
"...so long as you're 'not with the bad guys' that means your (sic) good". No wonder manchildren find MCU so reassuring.
Don't look down on manchildren though; they might work for Amnesty International!
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On the side of DC:
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I don't see much point in this argument; comic-book movies are trash and totally bereft of creativity.
"I've never been a proponent of eugenics"
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Expert in gemology:
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In Bobby's Angels, someone trash-talked Nick Parrott.
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Let's go back to the mentally-stimulating discourse between Bobby and Luke, which we started this episode with. A filthy peasant sullied Lady Luke's virtue and Sir Robert was roused from his sleep.
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Bobby and his orbiters will make perfect trainers for Luke's AI; they are no smarter than binary code.
Positron, and other Kiwis like them, are nothing less than saints for wading through that filth to get us our laughs.I don't know how you manage to read and archive these tweets. Reading these awful tweets fucking killed me. Bob is truly a pseudo intellectual asshat.
He's not wrong.
When you have people in your extended family who act like Roberto, understanding Roberto is comparatively easy.I don't know how you manage to read and archive these tweets. Reading these awful tweets fucking killed me. Bob is truly a pseudo intellectual asshat.
Okay, you retarded bastards. Which one of you blabbed?
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Anyone? Anyone? Come on!![]()
I've heard this argument so many times during the years that it's starting to truly bother me. By all means, let's stop spending money on anything that can arbitrarily be considered frivolous, so long as poor people exists on this Earth. When the last case of poverty is "solved" by the welfare state, only then can we engage in such things as space exploration. Please don't pay attention to the numerous technological advancements the Space Race of yore led to, which in turn brought about many desired things, such as reduced poverty.In fairness, feeding poor people on this planet is a better use of taxpayers' money than putting a big flag on a rock.
How, exactly, does putting a flag on the moon reduce poverty?Please don't pay attention to the numerous technological advancements the Space Race of yore led to, which in turn brought about many desired things, such as reduced poverty.
Life is unfair, Governments are inefficient, and utopia is dystopia. You can't just stall all other progress with every other government policy because of one impossible goal not being met.How, exactly, does putting a flag on the moon reduce poverty?
I think that when we have absolute poverty in our own country it's ridiculous to say that we should compete in what's basically a pissing contest with China while children starve.
Then try and meet possible goals instead of throwing money at stuff because of what, as I keep saying, is basically an international dick-measuring contest.Life is unfair, Governments are inefficient, and utopia is dystopia. You can't just stall all other progress with every other government policy because of one impossible goal not being met.