Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

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I apologize if someone already commented on this and I don't want to sound like I'm an expert at weight loss (I'm not), but maybe if Chris really wants to lose weight he should restrict his daily caloric intake to less than 3,000 calories. I'm not a medical professional of any sort, but I think that around 2,000 calories a day should be enough for a sedentary (meaning that he doesn't have a job that is extremely taxing like being a soldier, a construction worker, or a professional athlete) adult male. If anyone is more knowledgeable on this subject please let me know.

Now it's Bobby's chance to work for the Happiest Place On Earth, at the comfort of his own waterlogged basement!
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Now, I like the 'Don't contact cows' rule we have here and I think that people like John Spetznaz are faggots. I'm also kinda lazy and don't want to go through the trouble of making a twitter account just to fuck with someone, but I'm kinda tempted to make a twitter account just to motivate Bob to try to get this job and do whatever I can to convince Disney to hire him. I think that giving Bob a bigger platform and getting more eyes on him has the potential to be hilarious.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I apologize if someone already commented on this and I don't want to sound like I'm an expert at weight loss (I'm not), but maybe if Chris really wants to lose weight he should restrict his daily caloric intake to less than 3,000 calories. I'm not a medical professional of any sort, but I think that around 2,000 calories a day should be enough for a sedentary (meaning that he doesn't have a job that is extremely taxing like being a soldier, a construction worker, or a professional athlete) adult male. If anyone is more knowledgeable on this subject please let me know.

Chris probably chugs more than 2k calories a day in craft beer alone. Look at the Chipmans. They’re working with mayo ghoul DNA. Mayo is running through their veins. Chris and Robert have always been obese and always will be.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Now, I like the 'Don't contact cows' rule we have here

I'm pretty sure if you faked being an Asian thot, you could get a few dick pics. But those days are long gone.

Instead, we have to wait for some popular breadtube head to finally get fed up and call him a sexist capitalist bootlicking pig from his akward tweets at women. Should happen here soon, imo.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Expert in gemology:

Such a big brained conclusion! I would be almost proud of that display of brainpower if he wasn't totally wrong.

The reason of this whole shitshow with artificial diamonds just boils to the same old thing: money. If suddenly you have an easy and cheap way to make diamonds, the prices overall will drop. This is why there is an imposed scarcity in the diamon market where diamonds are being destroyed every day in order to maintain high prices. This isn't about some "suffering certificate" or shit like that, it's good old greed. But i guess that Bob cannot grasp something so simple.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

If only people knew how bad it really was. Blacks were protesting Apollo's funding because it wasn't being spent on them.
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I would have spent every penny in the Space Program to launch every race-baiter and fat welfare queen into space. It would have saved tons of money in the long run.

The real reason the Space Program fizzled out was that, once we'd beat the Russians to the Moon, there wasn't much use in going past a low Earth orbit. The only reason to build a moonbase would be to train a population for long term space exploration. But it's not like we're going to find resources on the moon that justify our going there. Even the resources buried in the moon's soil would only be useful for supplying the base itself or trips to Mars. TL;DR: Space is a boondoggle. An inspiring boondoggle that is a better way to spend money than most porkbarrel projects are, but it's a boondoggle nonetheless.

 

[Positron]

Forget Lindsay the Abortion; forget even AOC. Bobby's Asian waifu is destined for great things.

Kim Yo Jong Is Ready to Become the First Woman Dictator in Modern History

"Most recently, she showed her public face again, saying she would 'never forget' how South Korea’s foreign minister, Kang Kyung-wha, had said North Korea’s claims of no cases of COVID-19 were 'hard to believe.' Kang, she warned direly, 'might have to pay' dearly for having uttered such words."

Just as mayonnaise ghouls "might have to pay dearly" for rejecting coastal elites. You can see why Bobby found a kindred spirit in her.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

As others have said, this would be bobs souperiour fewture:

Also I picked the above clip just because of it's title, "Out Disappointing Future", which fits Blobby to a T, of course he'd look at something that normal humans would turn their nose up at and get all excited about it. I mean we've seen his cooking...

Bob would probably enjoy sitting in space, doing the square root of fuck all and eating enormous amounts.

that sort of thing reminds me of a MAD Magazine article from the 1960s that theorized that motor scooters would replace walking to the extent that humanity in America would devolve into round-bottomed, vestigial-legged things (like those round-bottomed inflatable dolls) that would be "pushovers for the lean and hungry barbarians from the East" and showing a stereotypical PRA Chinese soldier poking a "round bottomed toy doll" American.

If you've ever seen an American Walmart, you can see they had a point.

That's the social justice trap. They think they're inherently better and and more enlightened than the Nazis, so they can do no wrong, when the Nazis thought they themselves could do no wrong as well.

As I've said, the Nazis were opposed to capitalism, supported relieving farmers' debts, were anti-Catholic and anti-Semitic and were also animal rights activists. Tell me they wouldn't be leftists today.

It costs about $10,000/lb to launch stuff into space, so a MovieBob mission would probably bankrupt NASA

To be fair, sticking Bob into space would be a sensible use of NASA's massive budget. In space, nobody can hear you REEEEEE after all.

And no one took umbrage over what the researchers wore (cf. this).

I know this opinion isn't popular here, but not being saddled with niggers, feminists, queers, and other gimme-gimme grievers will give East Asia an edge in sci-tech over the West. Diversity is NOT strength.

The "episodes" Chris promised:
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Two shinning intellect discuss popcorn flick. Luke starts off by blocking someone bearing an inconvenient truth, that someone can actually love the Synder movies without being wrongthinkers.
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Then comes the focus of the discussion: MCU, which is "very political":
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It is saying something when Luke, of all people, has more insight than Bobby. "Hey this shit is just like an average D&D campaign, how can it be 'political'?"

Bobby's reply suggests he is not as much a doofus as we usually take him as: he seems aware that the "politics" of both the woke Democrats and MCU are puerile and strictly ornamental.

"...so long as you're 'not with the bad guys' that means your (sic) good". No wonder manchildren find MCU so reassuring.

Don't look down on manchildren though; they might work for Amnesty International!
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On the side of DC:
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I don't see much point in this argument; comic-book movies are trash and totally bereft of creativity.

"I've never been a proponent of eugenics"
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Expert in gemology:
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In Bobby's Angels, someone trash-talked Nick Parrott.
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Let's go back to the mentally-stimulating discourse between Bobby and Luke, which we started this episode with. A filthy peasant sullied Lady Luke's virtue and Sir Robert was roused from his sleep.
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Bobby and his orbiters will make perfect trainers for Luke's AI; they are no smarter than binary code.

1) eh... black and gay scientists do definitely exist, so I'd have to disagree with you there.
2) does Chris actually think we'll pay to watch that? He's beginning to behave like Chris Chan.
3) do Lockhart and Bob not understand that capeshit really isn't that deep and that it doesn't have some hidden meaning about how progressivism is great, it's just a way to watch a guy in a cape beat the shit out of bad guys?
4) as for Bob's latest version of Mein Kampf, written from Bob's Kampfy Chair, it just shows that Bon has a massively Manichaean worldview. You're either on the side of progress and neoliberalism, in which case you're good, or you're not, in which case you're an evil obsolete populist.
5) I see Eugenics Bob has managed to dodge the question of ”do you support eugenics” yet again. I can easily say that eugenics is bad. Can Bob do that?
6) we all know the only reason you're going after that user is because he has the word ”shoe” in his username and you hate Shoe for taking the piss out of you and refusing to leap into your bed.

If only people knew how bad it really was. Blacks were protesting Apollo's funding because it wasn't being spent on them.
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In fairness, feeding poor people on this planet is a better use of taxpayers' money than putting a big flag on a rock.

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And this is why Kiwifarms needs a special rating that adds 10 points to your reaction score.

 

[Red Hood]

I apologize if someone already commented on this and I don't want to sound like I'm an expert at weight loss (I'm not), but maybe if Chris really wants to lose weight he should restrict his daily caloric intake to less than 3,000 calories. I'm not a medical professional of any sort, but I think that around 2,000 calories a day should be enough for a sedentary (meaning that he doesn't have a job that is extremely taxing like being a soldier, a construction worker, or a professional athlete) adult male. If anyone is more knowledgeable on this subject please let me know.

Now, I like the 'Don't contact cows' rule we have here and I think that people like John Spetznaz are faggots. I'm also kinda lazy and don't want to go through the trouble of making a twitter account just to fuck with someone, but I'm kinda tempted to make a twitter account just to motivate Bob to try to get this job and do whatever I can to convince Disney to hire him. I think that giving Bob a bigger platform and getting more eyes on him has the potential to be hilarious.

So, being generous and plotting Blob's age, weight, and height at 40, 280, 6'1 (LOL) Bob's base daily metabolic rate (the amount of calories he would consume if he did pretty much nothing all day) is about 2400. It's not terribly hard to drop from that.

 

[AnOminous]

So, being generous and plotting Blob's age, weight, and height at 40, 280, 6'1 (LOL) Bob's base daily metabolic rate (the amount of calories he would consume if he did pretty much nothing all day) is about 2400. It's not terribly hard to drop from that.

There's no way he's a pound under 350. I'd bet he's nearer 400.

 

[Red Hood]

There's no way he's a pound under 350. I'd bet he's nearer 400.

Like I said, I was being extremely generous.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Has anyone seen this yet?

https://theothermccain.com/2020/11/14/properly-evolved-how-pseudo-eugenic-tropes-foretold-bob-chipmans-doom/

Okay, you retarded bastards. Which one of you blabbed?

Bob Chipman’s Kiwi Farms Fan Club | The Other McCain

https://theothermccain.com/2020/11/16/bob-chipman-moviebob-creepy-dude/

Anyone? Anyone? Come on!

 

[Totally Awesome]

And no one took umbrage over what the researchers wore (cf. this).

I know this opinion isn't popular here, but not being saddled with niggers, feminists, queers, and other gimme-gimme grievers will give East Asia an edge in sci-tech over the West. Diversity is NOT strength.

The "episodes" Chris promised:
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Two shinning intellect discuss popcorn flick. Luke starts off by blocking someone bearing an inconvenient truth, that someone can actually love the Synder movies without being wrongthinkers.
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Then comes the focus of the discussion: MCU, which is "very political":
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It is saying something when Luke, of all people, has more insight than Bobby. "Hey this shit is just like an average D&D campaign, how can it be 'political'?"

Bobby's reply suggests he is not as much a doofus as we usually take him as: he seems aware that the "politics" of both the woke Democrats and MCU are puerile and strictly ornamental.

"...so long as you're 'not with the bad guys' that means your (sic) good". No wonder manchildren find MCU so reassuring.

Don't look down on manchildren though; they might work for Amnesty International!
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On the side of DC:
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I don't see much point in this argument; comic-book movies are trash and totally bereft of creativity.

"I've never been a proponent of eugenics"
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Expert in gemology:
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In Bobby's Angels, someone trash-talked Nick Parrott.
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Let's go back to the mentally-stimulating discourse between Bobby and Luke, which we started this episode with. A filthy peasant sullied Lady Luke's virtue and Sir Robert was roused from his sleep.
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Bobby and his orbiters will make perfect trainers for Luke's AI; they are no smarter than binary code.

I don't know how you manage to read and archive these tweets. Reading these awful tweets fucking killed me. Bob is truly a pseudo intellectual asshat.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't know how you manage to read and archive these tweets. Reading these awful tweets fucking killed me. Bob is truly a pseudo intellectual asshat.

Positron, and other Kiwis like them, are nothing less than saints for wading through that filth to get us our laughs.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Has anyone seen this yet?

https://theothermccain.com/2020/11/14/properly-evolved-how-pseudo-eugenic-tropes-foretold-bob-chipmans-doom/

He's not wrong.

I don't know how you manage to read and archive these tweets. Reading these awful tweets fucking killed me. Bob is truly a pseudo intellectual asshat.

When you have people in your extended family who act like Roberto, understanding Roberto is comparatively easy.

 

[polyester]

Okay, you retarded bastards. Which one of you blabbed?
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Anyone? Anyone? Come on!

It's answered in the blog post you cite. This post by @Mola Ram linked to the blog, which led to people clicking the link, which (it seems) led to the blogger observing that traffic was coming to his blog from this thread.
Apparently he's the kind of boomer who watches his website's server logs like a hawk.

Spoiler: PSA

Yes, browsers generally tell every websites what link you clicked to get to them.
Certain specialized browsers, and certain "privacy extensions" for common browsers, disable this feature.
Some forum software also tags all links inside forum posts with the "noreferrer" tag, to disable that feature for those links. But apparently, Kiwi Farm's software does not.,

 

[Felis Meanis]

In fairness, feeding poor people on this planet is a better use of taxpayers' money than putting a big flag on a rock.

I've heard this argument so many times during the years that it's starting to truly bother me. By all means, let's stop spending money on anything that can arbitrarily be considered frivolous, so long as poor people exists on this Earth. When the last case of poverty is "solved" by the welfare state, only then can we engage in such things as space exploration. Please don't pay attention to the numerous technological advancements the Space Race of yore led to, which in turn brought about many desired things, such as reduced poverty.

I know you're not necessarily making this argument, mr. Mannerheim-kun, but a vein bulges out on my shapely buttocks from the strain caused by reading the described line of argument.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Please don't pay attention to the numerous technological advancements the Space Race of yore led to, which in turn brought about many desired things, such as reduced poverty.

How, exactly, does putting a flag on the moon reduce poverty?

I think that when we have absolute poverty in our own country it's ridiculous to say that we should compete in what's basically a pissing contest with China while children starve.

 

[Chilson]

How, exactly, does putting a flag on the moon reduce poverty?

I think that when we have absolute poverty in our own country it's ridiculous to say that we should compete in what's basically a pissing contest with China while children starve.

Life is unfair, Governments are inefficient, and utopia is dystopia. You can't just stall all other progress with every other government policy because of one impossible goal not being met.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Life is unfair, Governments are inefficient, and utopia is dystopia. You can't just stall all other progress with every other government policy because of one impossible goal not being met.

Then try and meet possible goals instead of throwing money at stuff because of what, as I keep saying, is basically an international dick-measuring contest.