Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks


My man really thinks his unhinged mouthnoise is worth $30 *per minute*... I gotta say, I never expected a Hustle and Grind saga from Lucas. It's not that I thought he would actually hold to his socialist principles, it's more that I didn't think he had the brain capacity to do otherwise.

Agree that people need to stop throwing money at him, but if nothin' else, it sure is making me curious about one thing: how much money in his nasty ass pocket is enough to get yeeted a bae? In his brain full of worms, what's the exact price on zoomer poon?
 
If he keeps up this kind of stupidity he probably will get such a letter sooner or later. Either that or someone he makes a video about will report him to youtube for taking money to make harassing videos about people. That has to be a violation of their tos

and someone should point out to him that he is essentially doing tricks for food, like a dog or a chimp, in doing stupid shit in exchange for food. He's being reduced to the level of an animal. Though admittedly that particular bar didn't have to drop very low to hit that point

So.....how long will it be before someone offers to give him food to make a video praising nambla instead. or some other pedo organization that he isn't familiar with and just tells him they support age gap relationships like he does. Lucas would never, ever live down putting out a video praising a pedo organization and talking about how he stands in support of them and their promotion of age gap relationships. That would hang over his head for the rest of his life. Not to mention showing said video to anybody would be just about enough to make anybody put a stop to his questionable behavior around places like the college and restaurants on the spot. Lest they end up on the wrong end of a news tip about the situation

Which makes me wonder if thats whats really going on here, and someone is playing a long con to nudge him in that direction and buttering him up to accept such a 'job' at some point. Lucas is more than stupid enough to do it if its handled right
North American Man-Bae Love Association.

Even just saying that out loud...

But with a name like that, surely he would investigate it as soon as heard of it... Right?

Maybe if it were switched up just a hair: New American Man-Bae Love Association. Of course they dont have a website, theyre new.
 
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At first i was a bit irritated that people were being so kind to him sending food and such but now that i think about it its going to be interesting to see how long he can keep the capitalist Lucas saga going. His expectations have been set so high by this that when the donations start dying off he wont react well.

If people are going to spend money trolling him im really hoping for him to get a bunch of packs of cards sent to him to search through for his bae whenever he begs for food, he cant use them and would probably get really pissed at regularly recieving cards
 
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He thinks he gave as stellar performance in the interview, he's using it to "market" himself in his IG.

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I know I am fairly new to this cow but why does he think it's everybody's job to "hook him up" with a "honey"? Has shit changed in the dating world? Last I checked, I had to find my own. Claiming that "gen z" is hiding all the honeys makes zero since BUT if they are hiding them from this fucking retard, they ought to win some kind of an award.
 
I know I am fairly new to this cow but why does he think it's everybody's job to "hook him up" with a "honey"? Has shit changed in the dating world? Last I checked, I had to find my own. Claiming that "gen z" is hiding all the honeys makes zero since BUT if they are hiding them from this fucking retard, they ought to win some kind of an award.
He’s never had to work for anything in his life. His mom would give him everything he wanted and now the government and Christian charities provide him with everything. I don’t think it’s ever occurred to him that women should be any different. He’s extremely entitled and lazy.
 
He thinks he gave as stellar performance in the interview, he's using it to "market" himself in his IG.

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If he wanted an example of "nervous smiling" he should watch the video he put on IG plugging The Geek Room.

I know I am fairly new to this cow but why does he think it's everybody's job to "hook him up" with a "honey"? Has shit changed in the dating world? Last I checked, I had to find my own. Claiming that "gen z" is hiding all the honeys makes zero since BUT if they are hiding them from this fucking retard, they ought to win some kind of an award.

Dude, just read through the thread or watch some videos like the rest of us had to.

Edit: Looks like The Wern is in for a great weekend.
 

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Did anyone else notice Goldie has removed himself from the wernsphere? Dude was always fucking with Lucas in the background, wouldn't be surprised if he was responsible for LA catfishing.

Eta: Fuck you Goldie I always thought you had great cow potential yourself.
Goldaor revealed the November mental hospital catfish voicemails were directed at BIG CATS. SOFALAW further connected the Mia pic as his mentally ill ex-gf. Goldaor could have orchestrated it or financed it, but it seems credible that BIG CATS was the LA catfish.
 
Goldaor revealed the November mental hospital catfish voicemails were directed at BIG CATS. SOFALAW further connected the Mia pic as his mentally ill ex-gf. Goldaor could have orchestrated it or financed it, but it seems credible that BIG CATS was the LA catfish.

I'd say I bet Lucas feels stupid for spit-raging that it was me, but he'll probably claim he said it was BIG CATS all along now.
 
North American Man-Bae Love Association.

Even just saying that out loud...

But with a name like that, surely he would investigate it as soon as heard of it... Right?

Maybe if it were switched up just a hair: New American Man-Bae Love Association. Of course they dont have a website, theyre new.
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I know I am fairly new to this cow but why does he think it's everybody's job to "hook him up" with a "honey"? Has shit changed in the dating world? Last I checked, I had to find my own. Claiming that "gen z" is hiding all the honeys makes zero since BUT if they are hiding them from this fucking retard, they ought to win some kind of an award.
Its his extremely liberal and socialist world view applied to the world of dating and sex. To lucas, Bernie sanders types will do everything for him including free school, healthcare and zoomer girls. and anyone who wont give him everything for free is an evil capitalist
 
A reason The Geek Room interviews were so irritating is because they just kept asking Lucas the same two questions ad nauseum.
Either:
"Why do you think you deserve a woman?"
or
"Why do you think socialism means you never have to work?"
Just these two, over and over again.
This is the problem with "interviewing" somebody after doing the bare minimum of research into them.
Anyone who has read this thread long enough eventually realizes his "socialism" is just a paper-thin pickup line because some talking head on CNN told him that everyone in gen z is a socialist.
It literally doesn't go deeper than that, you saw this, they asked Lucas to describe his vision of socialism and it was literally just "government does things", that's how shallow this hobo imp is.
They treated him far too kindly and with far more respect than he deserves, and he just exploited that kindness to rudely talk over them and babble about his make-believe internet enablers.
They just kept ignoring audience questions from people who knew about Lucas far better, and when they finally asked about Lucas's ideas to build a time machine, Lucas was so embarrassed that he couldn't even look at the phone while he mumbled about his "theories", it was hilarious, then they never followed up and went back to the dumb normie questions.
I'm glad that it sounds like they pulled the plug on inviting him on, they're just not prepared to make it worthwhile.
 
Good old Lucas, screaming the n word in public. I guess the reality that you can't depend on continued kindness from strangers when you're a piece of shit finally set in.

I bet if he was polite and had asked the bus driver they would've let him ride for free. I've had to do that in the past after my wallet was stolen to be able to get to the bank. Then again I'm not a 300lb grimy hotheaded trashsquatch like our pal Luke.
I’m semper fi-ing you for the word Trashsquatch.
 
Edit: Looks like The Wern is in for a great weekend.
It only gets worse in January as the pattern should be a conveyor belt of storms in the Northwest, and mostly snow in Spokane. Expect more deathly walks requiring desperate motel e-begging. Sorry, weather nerding.

50 bucks a video.
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Yup it showed he totally own them and and shut them down.
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Wise up folks, he's going to be raking the cash in.
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Professional influencer?
 
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50 bucks a video.
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Yup it showed he totally own them and and shut them down.
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Wise up folks, he's going to be raking the cash in.
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I am really hoping that the guy offering to get him verified is a scam and Lucas actually loses money. That would give me so much joy. Lucas would be dumb enough to pay for something like that just because he thinks it will give him more clout and give him the opportunity to monetize.
 
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