Insurrection 2021

[HumanHive]

Pretty sure the Rubicon was crossed a while ago. All sides have gone all in.

No matter which side prevails at the end, they're not going to be cordial to the other side.

Oh man, this really is a live one.
Envious of ya, HHH.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Oh man, this really is a live one.
Envious of ya, HHH.

Don't worry, one day you'll be a real boy.


Unlike some others here, who will never be a real woman. Happy New Year, even to the trannies and the shills! May you embrace Orange Man in 2021 and avoid further needless butthurt.

 

[CrippleThreat]

I'm hoping one of you guys has a Lin Wood lolcow thread in the works. That guy has progressively gotten more crazy since the start of it all.

From Mark Meadows to John Roberts, who's next on his radar?

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Don't worry, one day you'll be a real boy.
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Unlike some others here, who will never be a real woman. Happy New Year, even to the trannies and the shills! May you embrace Orange Man in 2021 and avoid further needless butthurt.

Once again: please shout me out in your manifesto.
Also: if you can give me the evidence that you are good for it, I will bet 3 troy ounces of .999 purity gold- a value equal to $5,693 USD based on current trading- that Joe Biden (or, in the case of his sudden death within the next 21 days, Kamala Harris) will be sworn in as the 46th President of the United States of America on Jan. 20th, 2021. If Donald Trump (or, in the case of his sudden death within the next 21 days, Mike Pence or any direct blood relative of Donald Trump) is sworn in as the president, or is installed into some new executive office recognized by the United States government that replaces the Presidency, I will buy gold as described above and send it to you (I believe you described currency as "worth less than toilet paper" to you earlier, so, as per your request, I will pay in "ammo or gold"). If things go in the circumstance I initially outlined (Joe Biden or Kamala Harris is sworn in), you must purchase 3 troy ounces of .999 purity gold to send to me, and then send it, or else transfer the equivalent value in US dollars to an account I specify (unlike you, I don't LARP as a wasteland nomad, and will happily accept the most universally-accepted form of governmental currency in the entire world).
If you're so certain of the outcome, the choice is obvious.

 

[Aidan]

I'm gonna make a prediction right here right now. Mark it, come at the end of January Biden will be President.


Trump has played all of his cards, tried everything in power to stay in place but it was pretty much useless, his team of lawyers where a god damn circus. They wouldn't know where to find a woman's clit let alone election fraud.

Wrong.

Spoiler

I can't wait for 10 yrs from now, when all the die hard Trumpers claim they never, ever supported him, like Nixon. The internet is forever, fags!

Big doubt but even then the internet is only forever if you're high profile. A normal person's social media isn't archived publicly very well.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I still think 2021 without Trump is going to be woefully too dull. As we'll lose a lot of the politica-spergs whose whole schtick is Orange Man Bad. And I just don't see as many holding onto the "Fuck Biden" mentality as long.

You know, I was in favor of Trump winning, cause I thought him being re-elected would get so many people so assblasted, that it might be even more entertaining than last time... then Trump lost, threw a temper tantrum like a little child, moped and pouted, held a press conference at a gardening center and all that shit and his dronetard shills still cling to his heels.

So, it's clear to me: Biden winning will give us a new and different kind of salt. Instead of hoping for a re-run of previous outrages, it gives us completely new and hitherto unheard of tales of idiocy and fail and we can source our salt locally to boot. I personally am looking forward to the Donaldrones pissing themselves over Biden's politics. We had 4 years of ORANGE MAN BAD and it got stale, time for... well... whatever buzzword the right will shit out.
Funniest bit: Biden and this election will now forever live rent free in these guys heads.

Pretty sure the Rubicon was crossed a while ago.

Trump shitting himself and doing nothing is hardly "crossing the Rubicon" material. Biden's gonna be president in about 3 weeks, so enjoy these "Trump can still win! Trust the plan!" delusions as long as you can.

This is a war between two factions who operate outside the law

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So Arizona flipped for Dumprf?

It seems Doug has mastered the Grift until inauguration. I doubt it flipped, the Arizona Gop is probably just going to send their votes to trump.

 

[Mepsi Pax]

Once again: please shout me out in your manifesto.
Also: if you can give me the evidence that you are good for it, I will bet 3 troy ounces of .999 purity gold- a value equal to $5,693 USD based on current trading- that Joe Biden (or, in the case of his sudden death within the next 21 days, Kamala Harris) will be sworn in as the 46th President of the United States of America on Jan. 20th, 2021. If Donald Trump (or, in the case of his sudden death within the next 21 days, Mike Pence or any direct blood relative of Donald Trump) is sworn in as the president, or is installed into some new executive office recognized by the United States government that replaces the Presidency, I will buy gold as described above and send it to you (I believe you described currency as "worth less than toilet paper" to you earlier, so, as per your request, I will pay in "ammo or gold"). If things go in the circumstance I initially outlined (Joe Biden or Kamala Harris is sworn in), you must purchase 3 troy ounces of .999 purity gold to send to me, and then send it, or else transfer the equivalent value in US dollars to an account I specify (unlike you, I don't LARP as a wasteland nomad, and will happily accept the most universally-accepted form of governmental currency in the entire world).
If you're so certain of the outcome, the choice is obvious.

I always appreciate someone willing to put skin in the game, but this is a silly bet that no sane person's gonna take (and legit schizophrenics won't have 5 grand). It's pretty obvious that Trump's odds of overturning U.S. election results were always slim, and with so little time left and no real positive developments along the way the (actual) odds are now in group lottery territory.

I'm sure there are people who'd bet 10, 20, or even 100 bux against you based on their emotions and a long shot chance, but only rich weirdos are gonna risk thousands of dollars offhand and I don't think there are any here at the moment, and further anyone who has attained a solid net worth didn't do it by making sucker bets.

Additionally, when you lay sure bets for yourself, you have to give odds. It wouldn't even be a stretch to offer 10:1 on this since you're probably gonna win.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Pretty hypocritical of you, since the pedo you voted for who gets a hard-on from looking at girl's Velcro sneakers, raised his hand high saying he'd allow non-citizens vote in elections during the first DNC debate.

You're going to really disappointed with a Biden's America. It's going to be just like Obama's, but it's not being led by a cool black guy who smokes Newports and fucks a gross tranny.

See, I knew there had to be another reason your reanimated great-grandfather came back to vote for the guy five times, other than the lust beyond the grave for cock to gobble on, I mean. You also don't know the meaning of the word hypocritical apparently since at no time did I suggest they not actualy move to America to be able to vote in an election here and thus at least attempt to be justifiably salty.

Once again: please shout me out in your manifesto.
Also: if you can give me the evidence that you are good for it, I will bet 3 troy ounces of .999 purity gold- a value equal to $5,693 USD based on current trading- that Joe Biden (or, in the case of his sudden death within the next 21 days, Kamala Harris) will be sworn in as the 46th President of the United States of America on Jan. 20th, 2021. If Donald Trump (or, in the case of his sudden death within the next 21 days, Mike Pence or any direct blood relative of Donald Trump) is sworn in as the president, or is installed into some new executive office recognized by the United States government that replaces the Presidency, I will buy gold as described above and send it to you (I believe you described currency as "worth less than toilet paper" to you earlier, so, as per your request, I will pay in "ammo or gold"). If things go in the circumstance I initially outlined (Joe Biden or Kamala Harris is sworn in), you must purchase 3 troy ounces of .999 purity gold to send to me, and then send it, or else transfer the equivalent value in US dollars to an account I specify (unlike you, I don't LARP as a wasteland nomad, and will happily accept the most universally-accepted form of governmental currency in the entire world).
If you're so certain of the outcome, the choice is obvious.

@Badungus Kabungus time to put up or shut up. Whatcha ya gonna do? (Spoiler: and do nothing.)

 

[Taco]

So Arizona flipped for Dumprf?

It seems Doug has mastered the Grift until inauguration. I doubt it flipped, the Arizona Gop is probably just going to send their votes to trump.

If any state actually flipped it would be front page news and you wouldn't be hearing about it for the first time from some no name YouTube channel obviously.

 

[HumanHive]

If any state actually flipped it would be front page news and you wouldn't be hearing about it for the first time from some no name YouTube channel obviously.

Clickbait gonna bait.
“AZ FLIPPED FOR TRUMP? Well... not yet, but here’s why you should use squarespace.”

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

If any state actually flipped it would be front page news and you wouldn't be hearing about it for the first time from some no name YouTube channel obviously.

Maybe not, since you aren't allowed to upload videos like that.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

So Arizona flipped for Dumprf?

It seems Doug has mastered the Grift until inauguration. I doubt it flipped, the Arizona Gop is probably just going to send their votes to trump.

Not only has nothing happened in Arizona - Doug is assuming that this woman is telling the truth and that it will flip, as he uses the same language to describe the GA guy banging on about the poll pad - but this woman's assertions express a breathtaking stupidity.

Population of Arizona increasing by 44% but the voter rolls increasing by 200% since 1998 makes sense in a state that does not automatically register you to vote. Both registered voters AND turnout of registered voters since 1998 spike: https://azsos.gov/elections/voter-registration-historical-election-data

Further, the woman means a 100% increase, not a 200% increase - voter reg in 2020 looks to be 4.2M, whereas 1998 is 2.3M. Its 1998 population compared to the 2020 population also would be (7,421,401 - 4,667,277) / 4,667,277 = .59, so a 59% increase in population vs around an 83% increase in voter registration. Lord Jesus almighty.
If her "genius" friend counts as a whizz, I guess this is as good an example as any what happens when you let your schools skimp on performance.

She also states that she's working off of a "national database" that she was using to... search the names of people who voted and are dead?
Who compiled this list, and what is it? This national database that somehow would lead you to believe that 20% of people in Arizona's voter rolls didn't exist?
Why should one assume the database is impeccable?

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I always appreciate someone willing to put skin in the game, but this is a silly bet that no sane person's gonna take (and legit schizophrenics won't have 5 grand). It's pretty obvious that Trump's odds of overturning U.S. election results were always slim, and with so little time left and no real positive developments along the way the (actual) odds are now in group lottery territory.

I'm sure there are people who'd bet 10, 20, or even 100 bux against you based on their emotions and a long shot chance, but only rich weirdos are gonna risk thousands of dollars offhand and I don't think there are any here at the moment, and further anyone who has attained a solid net worth didn't do it by making sucker bets.

Additionally, when you lay sure bets for yourself, you have to give odds. It wouldn't even be a stretch to offer 10:1 on this since you're probably gonna win.

1. The man refuses to accept anything but gold or ammo, and I don't feel like playing with the feds by sending rifle rounds person-to-person through the mail, so small bets are off.
2. A lot of people inherit absurd amounts of money. A certain individual here (@The Wicked Mitch) went in over $90k USD on various bets in this election cycle, including 15k on Trump winning. Of course, I'm fully willing to believe those sums are a LARP if there's evidence, but for now I'm going to take him on his word.
3. If he genuinely believes that Trump is 100% going to be sworn in and the Biden Administration will never set foot in the White House, I am offering him money for nothing, which is the best possible outcome. I'm not going to set Vegas odds with him, because I'm not a bookie: I'm just giving him a chance to put his money where his mouth is and make a lot of money fleecing one of those poor delusional saps who thinks Biden's going to win- assuming that he actually believes what he's saying and isn't just huffing industrial amounts of copium.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Once again: please shout me out in your manifesto.
Also: if you can give me the evidence that you are good for it, I will bet 3 troy ounces of .999 purity gold- a value equal to $5,693 USD based on current trading- that Joe Biden (or, in the case of his sudden death within the next 21 days, Kamala Harris) will be sworn in as the 46th President of the United States of America on Jan. 20th, 2021. If Donald Trump (or, in the case of his sudden death within the next 21 days, Mike Pence or any direct blood relative of Donald Trump) is sworn in as the president, or is installed into some new executive office recognized by the United States government that replaces the Presidency, I will buy gold as described above and send it to you (I believe you described currency as "worth less than toilet paper" to you earlier, so, as per your request, I will pay in "ammo or gold"). If things go in the circumstance I initially outlined (Joe Biden or Kamala Harris is sworn in), you must purchase 3 troy ounces of .999 purity gold to send to me, and then send it, or else transfer the equivalent value in US dollars to an account I specify (unlike you, I don't LARP as a wasteland nomad, and will happily accept the most universally-accepted form of governmental currency in the entire world).
If you're so certain of the outcome, the choice is obvious.

Okay let the games begin. As emperor of Kiwifarms bless this bet with my imperial grace and therefore @Badungus Kabungus and @Senior Lexmechanic are engaged by this contract. Just so we are clear the first party needs to voice his confirmation, or forever be declared a faggot at the tier of @Techpriest . May the best man win and may the hats be plenty for the loser to devour. Also happy new years to all of you.

 

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That’s beyond exceptional. Either you win through one of the many mechanisms to contest the vote, or you flat out lose. There is no “momentum”.

What do you mean there's no "momentum"?

Either Trump is fundraising, or he isn't. Momentum is important to the fundraising. That's all this has been about, since November 4.

I always appreciate someone willing to put skin in the game, but this is a silly bet that no sane person's gonna take (and legit schizophrenics won't have 5 grand). It's pretty obvious that Trump's odds of overturning U.S. election results were always slim, and with so little time left and no real positive developments along the way the (actual) odds are now in group lottery territory.

I'm sure there are people who'd bet 10, 20, or even 100 bux against you based on their emotions and a long shot chance, but only rich weirdos are gonna risk thousands of dollars offhand and I don't think there are any here at the moment, and further anyone who has attained a solid net worth didn't do it by making sucker bets.

Additionally, when you lay sure bets for yourself, you have to give odds. It wouldn't even be a stretch to offer 10:1 on this since you're probably gonna win.

None of these schizos will admit their loss and pay out on $10 let alone $100 or $1000. So why not go big?

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Livestream your chimpout Jan. 21st.

Not everyone can afford an RV.

You don't honestly believe Biden will be president on January 21st.

We are already in hell, so of course Biden and his entire injustice league of cronies will be installed on that date. We are already in hell. We are already in hell.

Not only did he call Chief Justice Roberts a pedophile, he also the same day begged that same supreme court to halt the Georgia runoff
I'm sure they'll hear your case after you accuse the chief justice a pedo
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Marc E. Elias, clinton fagman and famed boylover
Whether John Roberts is a pedo or not I don't know, but there is not doubt that Marc Elias is a pedophile. You don't get to join Team Clinton without coring out the anuses of numerous 8 year olds.

I personally am looking forward to the Donaldrones pissing themselves over Biden's politics.

Its not the same thing. People aren't crazy over Biden and most never will be. One of the things that made TDS fun is that the crazed people were often extremely shitty people, pretty much a who's who of the world's worst people. Hardcore Biden obsessives are most likely to be Qanon types who are, though a bit loopy, probably, mostly, decent, normal people. Unlike watching trannies and journalists and celebrities pull their hair out because they are inalterably piece of shit lunatics who deserve every bit of pain the world can serve them, watching Biden detractors beat themselves against the rock of our implacably ghoulish political machine is probably going be more depressing than amusing.

Also Biden, if his avowed plans hold true, which seems likely as his chosen administration is a cartoonish gaggle of every living evildoer in the western world, is going to bring the pain to one and all like no previous president. Mostly it will not be salt generated by Biden detractors, but jaded sadness and clotting blood.

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

So Senator Hawley has confirmed he's going to contest.



And Wal-Mart was mad about it.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Wrong.

Spoiler

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Big doubt but even then the internet is only forever if you're high profile. A normal person's social media isn't archived publicly very well.

Sorry bud its going to happen no matter how much spergin you doing.

@Grandpa Simpson
So Senator Hawley has confirmed he's going to contest.

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Thats cool bro, get back to me when Senate has the power to decide who can and cannot be president.

 

[Aidan]

Sorry bud its going to happen no matter how much spergin you doing.

You need to take off your retard goggles, I was obviously joking. Take a chill pill and herald in the new year.