Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Anybody else who can't stand how Lucas incessantly refers to hanging out as "kicking it".

I cringe hard at his constant flailing attempts at ebonics. Especially when he lapses back and forth between that and that thing he does with the hyper-perfect essay-level grammar and vocab words.

He tries to sound like a philosopher, only to end up sounding like a pretentious massive autist. And then he tries to sound like some black ghetto rat...only to sound like Steve Martin in "The Jerk".

It's actually beginning to get pretty irritating at this point. It was funny for a time, but something about it is just wearing thin lately.
 
Also sorry for double posting and mark this post autistic if you want but I was attempting to get Isaac's info so that Goldaor could get in touch with him to provide further lulz, but since it's over there's some good lines in here that I want to be public.

I made a burner number and pretended to be the tranny Haden that he hung out with. He revealed where he was living, although as incompetent as he is, he got the address wrong. Isaac is actually Isik Cruz and he really does not have an online presence or a phone, other than a lone posting on a housekeeping website where he stated he was willing to work for $12.50 per hour. Isik's brother keeps in touch with his mom via Facebook. His mom, unsurprisingly, has a criminal record from South Carolina. The house Lucas was staying at was one that is owned by a California businessman and appears to be a homeless transitional housing situation. He pissed all over the seat and pissed his money away to stay a few nights with Austin and Isik.

Lucas reveals how he views women as property, ranting about Isik's greed and how he would have appreciated fucking a certain chick. He also reveals himself to be a total hypocrite with regard to religion. He'd text me about his money ventures and I mostly just ignored him.
Haden the weed smoking Muslim transwoman homeless street girl of Spokane does sound like a good interview.
 
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I think he did this because one of the guys on the podcast compared beards with him, and said Lucas' beard looks like he glued pubes on his chin

I mean this is legit what his beard looked like, only in a light brown.

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Also sorry for double posting and mark this post autistic if you want but I was attempting to get Isaac's info so that Goldaor could get in touch with him to provide further lulz, but since it's over there's some good lines in here that I want to be public.

I made a burner number and pretended to be the tranny Haden that he hung out with. He revealed where he was living, although as incompetent as he is, he got the address wrong. Isaac is actually Isik Cruz and he really does not have an online presence or a phone, other than a lone posting on a housekeeping website where he stated he was willing to work for $12.50 per hour. Isik's brother keeps in touch with his mom via Facebook. His mom, unsurprisingly, has a criminal record from South Carolina. The house Lucas was staying at was one that is owned by a California businessman and appears to be a homeless transitional housing situation. He pissed all over the seat and pissed his money away to stay a few nights with Austin and Isik.

Lucas reveals how he views women as property, ranting about Isik's greed and how he would have appreciated fucking a certain chick. He also reveals himself to be a total hypocrite with regard to religion. He'd text me about his money ventures and I mostly just ignored him.
“I would like to talk about my recent deep feelings regarding a spiritual awakening.”

“yeah you could talk about that on my youtube if it gets me views, I don’t mind letting people ramble on about stuff.”

Wow Lucas, and you wonder why everyone hates your enormous arse. He literally just described someone discussing their religious views as “letting them ramble on about stuff”. To their face. Autistic nonce.
 
I'm the LA catfish, guys. Rate me however you want.

I decided to text Lucas (from the same number as “Queefy Bae Tiffany” (with a completely different name) I asked him if he wanted to come to LA and he said “only if I have a ticket paid for”

I drank too much scotch, so I bought a ticket, planning on canceling it for him. He decided to go along with it despite my (not so subtle) hints I was fucking with him.

Goldie, Jeremiah and Klickitat didn't have anything to do with the planning or anything else. I really didn’t either. I didn’t think he was THIS stupid. Lol

I missed the refund time for the ticket, and wondered if he’d actually get on the plane. It only cost $109 so I wasn’t out nearly as much as the weirdo who bought him a bus ticket.

I never expected him to actually get on the plane, but I couldn’t get my money back.

He was also in a warmer, more liberal place where homelessness is more accepted. I felt stupid for doing it, but the weens that have showed up subsequently quelled that feeling entirely.

Happy new year!
So, are you going to drop screenshots of your messages with him?
 
I cringe hard at his constant flailing attempts at ebonics. Especially when he lapses back and forth between that and that thing he does with the hyper-perfect essay-level grammar and vocab words.

He tries to sound like a philosopher, only to end up sounding like a pretentious massive autist. And then he tries to sound like some black ghetto rat...only to sound like Steve Martin in "The Jerk".

It's actually beginning to get pretty irritating at this point. It was funny for a time, but something about it is just wearing thin lately.

Remember when The Wern used to piss and whine about how much he hates slang and how he'd never talk like that because only little bitchboy flatbill dudebro conformists did it?

Anyway, yeet me a bae on periodt, I'm kickin it at my homie's crib. Send her with some weed and cheesy cukes, okurrrrt
 
Remember when The Wern used to piss and whine about how much he hates slang and how he'd never talk like that because only little bitchboy flatbill dudebro conformists did it?

Anyway, yeet me a bae on periodt, I'm kickin it at my homie's crib. Send her with some weed and cheesy cukes, okurrrrt

Gots me a grip of dem baes feedin me peps in muh fartbox all night long. I iz gangsta!
 
In his latest vid, where he's wearing the sunglasses and eating, does he have a black eye? Or is his skin so sunken and darkened it just looks that way?

This time, I think he just looks that way.

Saying that mostly because I got fucked over by genetics + the fact that my sleep schedule has been fucked for years and if I take a picture just the right way in daylight it looks like I've either got two black eyes or haven't slept in several days. It's worse if I'm also dehydrated.

My guess is he just has wicked dark circles due to sleeping like shit because it's in a shelter and/or outside, the untreated diabetes, eating a diet that seems to be largely made of salt, and not drinking nearly enough water (soda doesn't count, especially if it has caffeine; if you're not otherwise drinking enough water it just dehydrates you as it acts as a diuretic).

If you look at the video he did prior to the one with the sunglasses, he has the same big ass dark circles; the sunglasses just aren't big enough to cover the size of them.

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You can see how far down onto his face they go and the contour of--here's where you all find out that I binge watch botched plastic surgery shows--his nasolabial folds matches up with where the part of the sunglasses lenses curve up to go to the bridge of his nose., and that the big ass dark circles extend about as far below the outer curved edge of the lenses as you'd expect from how they look when he's not wearing those hideously unflattering sunglasses.

Not that any sunglasses would be flattering here, but the aviators he had over the summer would hide the dark circles better and help mask how fucking big the lower part of his face is in comparison to the top of his face.

His eyes are likely sunken in a little due to dehydration that's a combo of him thinking soda is water and eating food packed with sodium.

Constant high levels of stress and lack of sleep don't help either.
 
And this kids, was why the puke emoji was created. And I see NewWern may have found OldWern’s editing tool for that smooth pasty face.
Oh, and shaved potato is the perfect description of his hideous face.
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Also sorry for double posting and mark this post autistic if you want but I was attempting to get Isaac's info so that Goldaor could get in touch with him to provide further lulz, but since it's over there's some good lines in here that I want to be public.

I made a burner number and pretended to be the tranny Haden that he hung out with. He revealed where he was living, although as incompetent as he is, he got the address wrong. Isaac is actually Isik Cruz and he really does not have an online presence or a phone, other than a lone posting on a housekeeping website where he stated he was willing to work for $12.50 per hour. Isik's brother keeps in touch with his mom via Facebook. His mom, unsurprisingly, has a criminal record from South Carolina. The house Lucas was staying at was one that is owned by a California businessman and appears to be a homeless transitional housing situation. He pissed all over the seat and pissed his money away to stay a few nights with Austin and Isik.

Lucas reveals how he views women as property, ranting about Isik's greed and how he would have appreciated fucking a certain chick. He also reveals himself to be a total hypocrite with regard to religion. He'd text me about his money ventures and I mostly just ignored him.
One of the Geek Room crew tried to press him on his view of women as property to be bartered, namely his admitted attempt at blackmail and sexual extortion. Unfortunately, Fatty was all fucking over the place as usual, and wouldn’t answer.

Oh, and I love the new profile pic!
 
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And this kids, was why the puke emoji was created. And I see NewWern may have found OldWern’s editing tool for that smooth pasty face.
Oh, and shaved potato is the perfect description of his hideous face.

So not only does he look horrifying but he's blatantly lying through his teeth claiming the money is to get an apartment, when he has $1200 saved up he can't touch specifically for that. The money isn't whats keeping him from having an apartment, his behavior and getting kicked out and banned from places is
 
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He really is looking quite rough. Wrinkles and zits thanks to lack of hygiene and hydration. Also his patchy beard hid that waddle before. Woof.

Yo Lucas, do you know what Gen Z girls love? People who take care of their skin.
He looks like a fat, autistic, homeless Lars Ulrich
 
So not only does he look horrifying but he's blatantly lying through his teeth claiming the money is to get an apartment, when he has $1200 saved up he can't touch specifically for that. The money isn't whats keeping him from having an apartment, his behavior and getting kicked out and banned from places is
I think alongside him being on a no rent list, I am not really sure Lucas wants to pay the money for an apartment, unless it is dirt cheap. He will have less money to spend on 5 star cuisine. The payee will send the money to the landlord. With what he gets in tardbux, if he pays market rate rent, he is left with barely anything. Clearly, finding housing is not a big priority for Lucas.

I am not sure any Landlord who does not rent to the exceptional would want to rent to Lucas, even with the guaranteed rent.
 
I thought these questions merited a response, we are fast approaching 1200 pages and I can certainly sympathize with someone looking for a current rundown on our boy.

Everyone agrees that Lucas is a profoundly disturbed individual, but the nature of that disturbance is up for debate and unless health records or some high quality deep insider information is somehow leaked to us, there doesn’t appear to be any resolution. Mental illness is another given and the two most popular diagnoses are Bipolar Disorder and Schizophrenia; Lucas claims to receive disability from the Social Security Administration for Bipolar and has mentioned that he was suspected of having Schizophrenia in the past, but denies having it. It is common for people suffering from Bipolar Disorder to initially be suspected of having Schizophrenia because a manic person often presents as being in a psychosis in ways that look very much like untreated Schizophrenia. In any case, both conditions can be quite debilitating and can easily qualify for formal disability benefits.

Everyone agrees that Lucas has a disordered personality and there seems to be a general agreement that Narcissistic Personality Disorder is in play, but cases could be made for Borderline Personality Disorder, if not outright Psychopathy. Just in case I should mention that personality disorders are distinct from mental disorders, the latter of which is easily linked to certain physical brain states that are temporary and can be controlled with pharmaceutical and non-pharmaceutical interventions. Having a disordered personality is much harder to treat because unlike being closely linked to discrete brain chemistry, your personality is more fundamental to your character and identity than your emotions or cognition. Getting labeled as someone with a disordered personality can actually be a huge setback for a person, because their behavior is notoriously difficult to treat and they are absolutely the worst kind of people to be around and care for.

Labels aside the most important aspect of Lucas having a disordered personality is his incredible shallowness. There isn’t much going on behind those eyeballs and fat face, just absolute poverty in terms of personality and character. Lucas doesn’t have a sense of his own humanity, just his base desires that totally fuel his behavior in a mechanical fashion. Lucas baffles people when he starts talking about other people’s behavior and their motivations simply because he doesn’t understand any other kind of person other than himself. He can’t put himself in another person’s shoes or imagine someone feeling emotions or having thoughts he doesn’t have. Genuine empathy and sympathy are things that are mysterious to Lucas and he only knows them in simplistic and abstract terms which he tries to act out in absurd ways. For example, there was a period where Lucas wanted to demonstrate that he was a “generous” person and so when binge eating Taco Bell he’d buy extra and then find a public place to leave the food with a note indicating it was free to anyone who wanted it. To most people this is absolutely stupid, only people on the brink of utter starvation are going to interested in eating cold fast food left out in public by God knows who, but to Lucas this was simply the milk of human kindness and rock solid evidence for his insistence that he is a caring individual.

Finally there is speculation that the strange and repugnant behavior that Lucas displays could also have other contributing factors such as Lucas being somewhere on the spectrum of autism. Others, like me, think that Lucas has a mild to nearly moderate intellectual disability. Lucas was once offered a test for autism but refused and has expressed little interest in exploring that. Lucas and members of his family have described Lucas’ life as a student, where he struggled academically and socially.

Lucas is very celibate and this is indeed involuntary, but does he belong to that infamous community? He certainly shares characteristics with the usual talking points from incels, but the substance and verbiage of Lucas makes him distinct. Like every incel who actively posts somewhere online, Lucas is a seething mass of sexual frustration and unrealized dreams of romantic love. Yet Lucas lacks any sort of display of self loathing, he doesn’t dwell at all on his physical appearance, and doesn’t blame the genetic lottery for his current condition. Lucas also doesn’t break society down into terms like “Alpha” and “Beta” males, doesn’t use the “Chad” and “Stacy” terminology, and seems more or less oblivious to imageboard culture where contemporary incels originated.

Yet Lucas does share some important characteristics with modern Inceldom. Smoldering rage in response to a non-existant or lackluster love life is probably the biggest. Lucas isn’t a virgin and did actually have an exclusive and voluntary relationship with an adult woman who happened to be older than him, but the relationship ended messily with Lucas getting slammed with a Domestic Violence conviction. Lucas has a certain comfort with violence and it can play a role when he fantasizes about sexual conquests or gaining revenge against those who have done him wrong.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but Lucas is fucking retarded and is as dumb as he is fat. That said Lucas does possess a strong baseline for cunning behavior and he shows restraint when in the presence of adult men or other people with authority. Lucas will frequent places teenage females can be found and observe them from afar, yet the longer he lingers around young flesh the greater the chance he’ll attempt some kind of behavior that pushes social boundaries. Lucas has been banned from coffee shops, bars, parks, and even homeless shelters because of his behavior.

Misogyny plays a large role in Lucas’ antics, though he’ll claim the title of feminist. Lucas primarily speaks of women as sexual chattel with no meaningful agency, but unlike many incels Lucas hesitates often to lay the blame on women themselves for not succumbing to his sexual desires and instead tries to lay the blame at the feet of various other groups such as jealous young men, Republicans, Christians, other men of his generation or older “stealing” his “research” and using it to great effect. Other times he likes to blame social maladies such as general bigotry, classism, or agephobia, for creating an environment where women are encouraged to ignore him.

The important thing to realize here is that Lucas generally thinks that if young women were left to their own devices they would find Lucas not only attractive, but also witty and charming. Lucas cannot meaningfully conceive of a young woman who wouldn’t find him attractive at all and that if nature was somehow in control then he’d be breeding nubile teens for the rest of his days.

Much like Elliot Rodger Lucas Werner has the capacity for violence, consistently engages in escalating unacceptable behavior (Elliot started down his path of murder-suicide by throwing coffee and young couples in public places). Both men also share an overwhelming tendency for delusions of grandeur; Lucas loves to speculate that he is descended from royalty, that he will one day be wealthy due to inheritance, and that he belongs to some kind of elite class of enlightened human beings that are destined to shape the world. Elliot had similar views about himself though he was a bit more modest.

So to answer the question: Lucas is a sexual predator who represents a danger to women and he shares many characteristics with the most dangerous and unstable of infamous Incels, he doesn’t share in or otherwise participate in broader incel culture. He would reject any such comparison and would consider incels to be trumpanzee losers not worthy of his time.

As you have learned Lucas is both an incredibly shallow person and also painfully stupid. Lucas has a primal drive to seek the company of other people and to somehow relate to them, but he is forever stuck trying to relate to an alien culture he doesn’t understand because his own humanity is nearly non-existent.Thusly Lucas seeks out communities frequented by young women and then tries to join those communities to gain sexual access to teenagers. The result is that Lucas will adopt customs and mannerisms as a gateway to social interaction and once obtained will then try to crudely manipulate a female into a position where sex is expected or perceived as being “owed” to him. This often takes the form of bartering food, drugs, shelter, etc for sexual favors or by his own admission, he’ll try to blackmail or exhort sex from people if he thinks he has actionable knowledge on criminal behavior. Lucas actually lost a coveted subsidized housing situation by threatening drug addicts with exposure unless women were obtained for him.

Like so much Matthew Mcconaughey in ‘Dazed and Confused’ Lucas continues to get older while his victim population stays the same age. Back when Millennials were the “18-24” age group, Lucas was doing his shtick in the Skeptic and Atheist community back during the earliest decades of the 21st century. I was active in that community and this is when he came on to my radar, because he had a growing reputation for the kind of batshit behavior that earned him this thread. During this period Lucas picked up the habit of venerating the scientific method and claiming intellectual allegiance to always and only following “evidence”. It was here I think that Lucas really came into his intellectual pretensions and the delusion that he is highly intelligent.

However as skepticism and atheism passed as a cultural blip and Millennials aged out of the 18-24 bracket, replaced by Generation Z. Lucas then drifted into social justice activist culture (as did many other male sex pests catalogued in this august forum) and adorned himself with the trappings of young radicals. Here Lucas picked up his moral pretensions and adopted the accusatory language of “intersectionality” which ultimately gave him the gift of “age phobia” and “classism” which is now part of his daily vocabulary.

To be sure the disciplines of philosophy, science, and economics are entirely unknown to him. They are merely repositories for buzzwords that he can liberally borrow from to pass as an actual human being in our world. Lucas uses lexical cues like “Black Lives Matter” the same way a fly fisherman uses brightly colored metals in his lures to attract fish, to get young women to interact with him in the hopes of getting them on the hook for sex. Lucas doesn’t care about anyone else or anything else, just fulfilling his desires.
This is exactly why I love hanging around here compared to the other threads, the traditional Wernology that I believe @BowlOfDick was referring to

So this is more than likely me making auti conjectures but I a few phrases jumped out to me, that I saw referred in the geek room podcast episodes. I don't know anything about those guys but I wouldn't think to use the words intelligent or insightful to describe any of them and so it stood out to me that they used "chattel." And a few other phrases and words to describe exactly the concepts about Lucas being described here

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One of them referred to the farms outright, when berating him on his chosen career as hired personal comedian, barking that the only people who know him are from the podcast or kiwifarms. So I guess what I'm getting at is... surely they must have used kiwi farms to research him.. why did they waste all that time rehashing old boring shit (Starbucks, telomeres) and not even to grill him on it, just a basic confirmation or retelling of the events that occurred. And then ofc the 2 weird bitches with the worst cases of 'not like other girls' Ive ever seen wasted a shit ton of time inflating his ego needlessly, asking why he doesn't want them

In that video where he says they came off desperate for his dick.. even a bumbling schizo weird fuck got that vibe and I loath admitting he was kind of right on something
 

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