Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

Chris's response to this dimensional enabler reminds me of the "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts." message he used to send in the Cwckipedia Mailbags.

So that's Chris's automated response made manually.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

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Chris's response to this dimensional enabler reminds me of the "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts." message he used to send in the Cwckipedia Mailbags.

At least he can filter roleplayers that way.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Sorry for the double post but I should also mentioned that he’s been on a autistic tirade about Samurai Jack and happy endings for a while, so try to steer clear of those discussions. I hope all this info helps.

He knows the ending to the video game has that happy ending right?

 

[Holiday Special]

All the E-Space crap is from old ass Doctor Who. The guys twitter pic is the original Master, Roger Delgado.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

He knows the ending to the video game has that happy ending right?

He does, but he says it’s not canon which it is. This guy’s autism is so severe, he’s delusional. He even thinks he’s the king of all Super Saiyans from Dragon Ball Z.

I’m serious about that.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

in typical chris fashion, he thinks being female boils down to saying things like "gurrll! YAS! and tee hee!" all while he belches, farts, and spergs up a storm

speaking of the sonic 1 beta has recently been found and revealed has chris said anything about it yet?

I bet he learned everything he knows about being a woman from "Soneesha" the first true niggo, tranny Sonichu.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I bet he learned everything he knows about being a woman from "Soneesha" the first true niggo, tranny Sonichu.

Doesn't pass for shit
Has no idea how to act even remotely feminine
Makes almost no effort to act any different than when he was a lumox of a male.


Yeah in many ways Chris is the living proof than transgenderism has become little more than a fad and a way for ugly unfuckables to get attention and validation from people...many online.

 

[Lord Khaz]

He does, but he says it’s not canon which it is. This guy’s autism is so severe, he’s delusional. He even thinks he’s the king of all Super Saiyans from Dragon Ball Z.

I’m serious about that.

Man he's lucky Saiyans are, in fact, fiction, or Vegeta would kick his ass. Just saying.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Autism is one hell of a drug. Autists tend to be in denial about their obesity. For example sperg classes in my schools had 100+, kg fatties that wore large size shirts, which gave them over stuffed sausage looks. God forbid if you see their underwear. Size M underpants that practically sink in and fuse with the autist fat and skin.

Autismos can ignore pain to same extent they ignore reality. Chafing, skin abrasions to infections. It's part and parcel of Autismo life.

Amen. A autistic named Jared Genesis deluded himself into thinking he mastered martial arts so he challenged Jason David Frank's (the green ranger's) best student to a fight and got his ass beat. Yet even after getting scolded by his childhood hero Jared still thinks he's got fists registered as lethal weapons.

Chris is no fucking different. Its been proven to him time and time again he makes bad decisions yet he has absolutely no introspection on the matter.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

You must be new to Christory if you think Chris ever had a chance of having a real girlfriend.

Megan legitimately tried to befriend him, quite possibly because she felt sorry for him. But, being sane, she never harbored even the faintest of romantic feelings for him, and was quite clear about that shortly after they met.

The closest thing to a real date Chris has ever been on was with the Hambeast (Faryn or something?), and even that was a joke.

Yeah, for some reason I got the idea that they were actually dating but, then again, who would be exceptional enough to date Chris?

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Chris's response to this dimensional enabler reminds me of the "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts." message he used to send in the Cwckipedia Mailbags.

Same. I remember seeing a mailbag where he responded to an automated message with that reply.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Megan legitimately tried to befriend him, quite possibly because she felt sorry for him. But, being sane, she never harbored even the faintest of romantic feelings for him, and was quite clear about that shortly after they met.

The closest thing to a real date Chris has ever been on was with the Hambeast (Faryn or something?), and even that was a joke.

Didn’t the wallflower go on a date with Chris?

 

[A Random]

Didn’t the wallflower go on a date with Chris?

Nope. They met via a public group of sorts and started discussing fanfiction about owls but she got scared away before the first date.

 

[Tikbalang]

Amen. A autistic named Jared Genesis deluded himself into thinking he mastered martial arts so he challenged Jason David Frank's (the green ranger's) best student to a fight and got his ass beat. Yet even after getting scolded by his childhood hero Jared still thinks he's got fists registered as lethal weapons.

Isn't that the guy who had a disturbing thoughts on the age of consent so much that he was featired in one of MamaMax's videos.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Didn’t the wallflower go on a date with Chris?

In terms of relations, The Wallflower was more like Megan 2.0, she just wanted to be friends, Chris thought they were going to be in a relationship.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Yeah, for some reason I got the idea that they were actually dating but, then again, who would be exceptional enough to date Chris?

It might be because back then Chris thought he was clever by calling platonic female friends 'Girlfriends' IIRC.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It might be because back then Chris thought he was clever by calling platonic female friends 'Girlfriends' IIRC.

That would explain it.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

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Chris's response to this dimensional enabler reminds me of the "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts." message he used to send in the Cwckipedia Mailbags.

Holy shit, Chris, I know you only watch cartoons made for toddlers, but it should be obvious from the goatee alone that this is a bad guy.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Isn't that the guy who had a disturbing thoughts on the age of consent so much that he was featired in one of MamaMax's videos.

yup. that's him.

In terms of relations, The Wallflower was more like Megan 2.0, she just wanted to be friends, Chris thought they were going to be in a relationship.

Yup. he only used the wallflower's owl story to get her to pay attention to him and then he'd start trying to get her to agree to a date.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

speaking of the sonic 1 beta has recently been found and revealed has chris said anything about it yet?

Not that he would have anything of interest to say, he uncritically likes every sanic game. He just looks at da prettay colors and his autism does the rest.

"Hmmm... yeah.... I-I already knew about da beta! S-Sonic-sen... Sonic-senpai showed it to me ages ago in my original dimension, among which!"

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Man he's lucky Saiyans are, in fact, fiction, or Vegeta would kick his ass. Just saying.

No I agree, the guy is such hypersensitive tard. But then again, a lot of autists are.