Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

I think Lucas must stick out like a sore thumb lumbering around the campus. I’d trust the instincts of the students and faculty there to immediately be wary of him on first sight. He clearly doesn’t belong there.

I am somewhat curious to know how he comes off in the wild though. Does he put out the creep vibe as loudly as he does on his social media? I can imagine if you saw him walking down the sidewalk toward you, you would just know it’s best to cross the street.

I think this will answer that question rather nicely:

Those are high school girls and this was previously posted, in 2016

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

I think this will answer that question rather nicely:

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Those are high school girls and this was previously posted, in 2016

I never realised he had that massive bald patch. Just when I thought he couldn't look worse.

 

[WonderWino]

I never realised he had that massive bald patch. Just when I thought he couldn't look worse.

One more thing he can thank his mother for. Baldness is inherited from the mother

 

[mothman96]

I never realised he had that massive bald patch. Just when I thought he couldn't look worse.

That was in 2016, by the middle of 2018 the bald patch has extended downward toward his nape. He combs his hair back with the pony tail to try and hide the bald in the back of his head.

 

[OnMeDick]

One more thing he can thank his mother for. Baldness is inherited from the mother

Is being a retarded fatfuck pedo also inherited? Or did he accomplish that all by himself?

As for folks suggestions to warn the denizens of SCC about the waddling fatfuck pedo tard in their midst? I am sure they are all well aware. Well, maybe not the deaf blind ones with malfunctioning olfactory organs, but everyone else. He gives off a strong creepy retard fatfuck pedo vibe just by ‘being himself’, since he is all of those things.

 

[mothman96]

Is being a retarded fatfuck pedo also inherited? Or did he accomplish that all by himself?

As for folks suggestions to warn the denizens of SCC about the waddling fatfuck pedo tard in their midst? I am sure they are all well aware. Well, maybe not the deaf blind ones with malfunctioning olfactory organs, but everyone else. He gives off a strong creepy retard fatfuck pedo vibe just by ‘being himself’, since he is all of those things.

The students local to spokane may likely already know of him. Keep in mind, a college/college town does bring in out of area people to attend the local college(s). Every quarter at SCC can have new to the area students that may not be aware there is a psycho Predator by the name of Lucas Werner in town/college.

 

[OnMeDick]

The students local to spokane may likely already know of him. Keep in mind, a college/college town does bring in out of area people to attend the local college(s). Every quarter at SCC can have new to the area students that may not be aware there is a psycho Predator by the name of Lucas Werner in town/college.

My point is that anyone can tell he is a lumbering creeper just by seeing him, no internet required. I’m pretty sure that if I saw him in public with 0 backstory knowledge I’d realize something was off and he was one to be avoided. He just stinks of that, literally and figuratively.

 

[mothman96]

My point is that anyone can tell he is a lumbering creeper just by seeing him, no internet required. I’m pretty sure that if I saw him in public with 0 backstory knowledge I’d realize something was off and he was one to be avoided. He just stinks of that, literally and figuratively.

You might, but I wouldn't make it a blanket statement that everyone else would. As I said prior, his hobo look would likely raise an eyebrow- but his "look" itself doesn't reflect the depth of his Predatory insanity.

 

[Da Dude123]

The comment encouraging Lucas to use his money to find housing is still there. No other Instagram activity yet.

 

[VoidFace]

I never realised he had that massive bald patch. Just when I thought he couldn't look worse.

If you really want to see it, here is a video where he inexplicably shows it all throughout.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I think Lucas does try to find housing. How the hell he can find someone that rents to a jobless disabled person with a payee is the problem. The only realistic option is Section 8 or some rehabilitation place, but they have waiting lists and he's burned many or all of those options. I'm surprised Motel 6 even lets the stinky bum stay there regularly with only cash. He's probably been fucked over with some hefty deposits.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Him mentioning that he feels gaslit reminds me of Moviebob.

It's funny you say that because Robert's simping for zoomer baes signal boosting young activists and content creators reminded me of Lucas.

What is he even trying to say here? I only have an A level in Wernology so excuse my ignorance.

Well, at least now he has a whole 1400$ in financial aid so he doesn't have to resort to bragging about his inheritance yet.
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How long until it gets stolen or catfished away?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

If you really want to see it, here is a video where he inexplicably shows it all throughout.

Seeing that bald spot in his video is like seeing the back of Darth Vader's head.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

That was in 2016, by the middle of 2018 the bald patch has extended downward toward his nape. He combs his hair back with the pony tail to try and hide the bald in the back of his head.

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This might actually match him eating the noodles with the pencils as the most nausea inducing Wern image.

Edit: his MRSA wang aside.

The students local to spokane may likely already know of him. Keep in mind, a college/college town does bring in out of area people to attend the local college(s). Every quarter at SCC can have new to the area students that may not be aware there is a psycho Predator by the name of Lucas Werner in town/college.

I know my school has a non official Facebook page for like anonymous messages (crushes, complaining about teachers, memes about the university etc) that almost everyone on campus follows. Does SSC have one of those where they could give a warning without it being on campus 'harassment'?

 

[neutral grandpa]

So did lucas actually get more access to his money? and if so, why? the last thing this crazy hobo needs is less supervision

 

[OnMeDick]

So did lucas actually get more access to his money? and if so, why? the last thing this crazy hobo needs is less supervision

Generally, from my (long ago) remembrance, after school tuition is paid, the remainder of the funds are released. The idea being the student will need to pay for housing, books, other school related supplies, etc... Except we know super-tard Luke will simply blow all that money on food and weed and then reeeee in anger when he doesn’t have the books and other supplies one might require for school. It’s one of his most hilarious qualities: chronic inability to adult.

 

[Wernology]

I think Lucas does try to find housing. How the hell he can find someone that rents to a jobless disabled person with a payee is the problem. The only realistic option is Section 8 or some rehabilitation place, but they have waiting lists and he's burned many or all of those options. I'm surprised Motel 6 even lets the stinky bum stay there regularly with only cash. He's probably been fucked over with some hefty deposits.

He got put on a government housing no rent list after getting the boot from Pioneer Pathway.

He also has a history of evictions and a criminal record so even slummy places with sketchy landlords are unlikely to rent to him with that. The "no rent list" thing only makes it less likely.

He'd almost have to fond someone that owned the building and would take month to month at likely higher than he can reasonably afford.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He got put on a government housing no rent list after getting the boot from Pioneer Pathway.

He also has a history of evictions and a criminal record so even slummy places with sketchy landlords are unlikely to rent to him with that. The "no rent list" thing only makes it less likely.

He'd almost have to fond someone that owned the building and would take month to month at likely higher than he can reasonably afford.

Indeed. Which is why Lucas needs to move somewhere else in Washington where he's not known as the town pedo that's been evicted everywhere. But, he refuses, probably because he knows Spokane is the safest, whitest, most Republican place he can survive on the street and avoid getting his ass whooped.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

This might actually match him eating the noodles with the pencils as the most nausea inducing Wern image.

Edit: his MRSA wang aside.



I know my school has a non official Facebook page for like anonymous messages (crushes, complaining about teachers, memes about the university etc) that almost everyone on campus follows. Does SSC have one of those where they could give a warning without it being on campus 'harassment'?

If they do we could use a link up for an undercover nazi bigitt Wernologist

#WernHistory - random lookback/spergout
page 293 for the original college saga - including:-

FB post admitting he only went to find a wife.
Claims his mom said women start to prefer older men at age 30
Leaks about Wern calling a female student a whore cos she called him a slob.

(October 201

 

[Trainwreck]

IMO, Lucas will never get a place to live in Spokane again. After his chimp out trying to blackmail other residents for pussy blew up in his face, he's pretty much out of options. There is such a limited supply of apartments here and even the shittiest ones are well above the amount of money he is willing to pay and I don't think there is anyone fucking crazy enough to let that fat, retarded piece of shit rent a space from them.