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Imagine this being your crowning achievement 🙄

Every day, his roommates are out working hard on the tranch trying to create some semblance of a sustainable life and this dipshit is putting his toys everywhere.
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1349783274294394882(Archive)

According to BigBadToyStore, Unicron goes for $849.99. I guess all of that e-begging was for his latest toymergency.
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According to BigBadToyStore, Unicron goes for $849.99. I guess all of that e-begging was for his latest toymergency.
Okay, rate me MATI but who the fuck spends $850 on a fucking plastic piece of shit????? That's like... months of food. Or some all-inclusive, two-week holiday somewhere tropical. Jesus fucking christ, it's genuinely infuriating thinking of what I (or, frankly, any normal human being) could do with that kind of money, when instead it's going to some fat retard who's spending it on his cooming
 
According to BigBadToyStore, Unicron goes for $849.99. I guess all of that e-begging was for his latest toymergency.
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Okay, rate me MATI but who the fuck spends $850 on a fucking plastic piece of shit????? That's like... months of food. Or some all-inclusive, two-week holiday somewhere tropical. Jesus fucking christ, it's genuinely infuriating thinking of what I (or, frankly, any normal human being) could do with that kind of money, when instead it's going to some fat retard who's spending it on his cooming


It's huge as fuck and flied with delicate part, there is no way he ain't gonna break it with sausage fingers or one of the 8 dogs will knock it off.
 
slightly ot sperg: Nikki Tutorials "passed" for so long because he started his transition early, and always filmed from angles that made him look smaller. I mean congrats for performing "girly stereotypes" but you're still a dude. It was shitty that someone blackmailed him in to outing himself though. As far as troons go, he isnt dangerous, though I'm pretty sure he was lying to his fiancé about being a dude at first. Ick.

As for Kevin, he looks like a man, he acts like a man, and will always be a man, no matter how many estrogen pills he shoves up his ass.

Still waiting on my Bonnie kills all of them and then kills himself in minecraft arc in 2021
 
Good god they come across as more bat shit crazy than any of those right wing nutters with a survival bunker packed with a decade's worth of canned food who wander round muttering that "The Russkies are coming".

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Voting for the other side doesn't mean they're out to get you.

And yet more evidence of how crap they are at farming. Remember everyone here saying that their chicken coop was too small to fit all their flock. Well they sort of stumbled across a solution.

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What rotten luck that happened the day before a photographer turned up. Unless of course the Wolf people just stop by every day to pick up the latest casualties. Beats digging a hole into bedrock in the middle of winter I guess.
 
As the kids would say, there is SO much to unpack.

> Domes are funky and cool and a bit against the status quo — and they help the planet,” Logue told me. So they bought it.
> “They are weird but useful,” she said, “which is the essence of queer.”

Domes are queer.


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*~* DAISY *~* 🌺🌸🌼


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> Using nail polish, Bonnie painted the colors of the Transgender Pride Flag on her Ruger-57 semi-automatic pistol.
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> “We’re a haven. We offer work, we offer shelter, we offer peace,” says Logue, gesturing toward the expansive open space surrounding us. “There are a lot of people who visit for upwards of a week and just enjoy their time away from society,” Bonnie added.
They neglect to mention why new tranchers only last a week.


> Justine — a 21-year-old who moved to the ranch in July — filled water basins for the alpaca and sheep and fed the ducks and chickens. “I started the watering because it was needed, but then I realized I was doing it because it got me out of bed,”
This one's almost sad, because it sounds like this dude actually likes bettering himself by helping the animals. Contrast this with Kevin staying in bed all day.


> This is something they’ve learned firsthand. “There are militias in the Wet Mountain Valley,” Logue said. “They’ve showed up armed and threatening.” That spurred the ranchers to arm up. “Moving here demanded gun ownership,” she continued. The ranchers watched from their front porch with a high-powered scope and sniper rifle — the Springfield AR-15 on the living room wall — staking out visitors loitering at the end of their driveway. The visits ceased. It’s rumored locally that militias unofficially “patrol” their surroundings to establish dominance. “In order to be treated as a human, you have to show you can defend yourself more than they can hurt you,” Logue said. “Then you can reach equality.”
Jesus, or maybe they're avoiding your property because you've turned the vicinity into a no-go zone and people are scared some angry tranny is gonna shoot them if they're hiking too close to you.


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> With her sniper rifle, Bonnie sits where she watched unwelcome visitors loitering at the ranch’s gate.
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> The ranchers had planned to avoid the protest downtown but got caught in the crowds during morning errands. “We saw them flying the Three Percenter flags front and center and everybody was armed. It was a fascist parade,” Logue told me. “So, we came back and started antifa accounts on Instagram. We called them out on being Nazis by tweeting about them, then on Facebook.”
Are they talking about the parade where Bonnie assaulted a woman?


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> Before heading off to their work sites, the ranchers gather at Peregrine Coffee Roasters in Westcliffe every morning.


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> Bonnie buys food for the ranch’s dogs, cats and ducks. Bonnie and other ranchers open-carry when they are running errands in town.
This explains why they're so proud of never being misgendered. They're literally an armed gang rolling around and intimidating locals.


> “There’s something inherently queer about how many alpaca we have. People don’t know what to do with us,” said Kathryn, one of Logue’s partners, who goes by her first name only. “Sure, we'll bring out some sheep, I guess that makes us ‘normal’ or whatever, but that’s the closest we’ll get to assimilation.”
Alpacas are queer.


> “What we lose by thinking of rural America as a white stronghold. …” Logue drifted off. “You know, there’s plenty of space in those communities for queer voices.”
Said the whitest dude in an actual armed stronghold of white men.


In summary, this whole article just confirms what a creepy, unstable, dangerous motherfucker Bonnie is. We already got a glimpse of the psychopath lurking beneath the fat during the dead-daddy arc of this story, but now we know he's the most gun-toting and aggressive tranny on the ranch. Kevin needs to be careful.
 
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It's huge as fuck and flied with delicate part, there is no way he ain't gonna break it with sausage fingers or one of the 8 dogs will knock it off.
transforming that looks like work. probably thinks it will help give him a toned butt doing it

not sure if anyone's pointed out transformers are arguably the most cynical toy marketing of the 1980s, essentially making a sci-fi alien story around toy cars that turn into robots. it's like the most capitalist toy ever. i think kevin's a bit too young to have been into it when he was a child, so now is his time to consoom the product with "trans" in the title because he is a pathetic simpleton

still. $850. that's grotesque. still, it might be too heavy for the shelf. hoping for this sort of event
 
Hey everybody, ranch lore faggot here, let's take a look and see how the ranch was created this time:

"A year ago, transgender rancher Penny Logue found the dome. Fed up with a hostile landlord in the city and fearful for their safety amid record-high deaths in the transgender community nationwide, Logue and her business partner, Bonnie Nelson, sought refuge in the rural, open rangelands."

Just, right away. Didn't even mention the family-owned ranch they were on. Which I think was almost for a year on its own.

"The geodesic dome perched on sprawling acreage in the remote Wet Mountain Valley on the eastern flank of the Sangre de Cristo Mountain Range, near the rural ranching hamlet of Westcliffe, Colorado. They were intrigued. “Domes are funky and cool and a bit against the status quo — and they help the planet,” Logue told me. So they bought it."

Also no. Penny and Bonnie are already on record in that podcast episode as saying they bought the dome because Star Wars. Trying to age the toy fetish out of it for the adults? Also, dome houses are basically flat pack. How fucking counterculture.

"While they already knew the financial, physical, and emotional challenges of operating a successful ranch, they had no idea that the Wet Mountain Valley had become a cauldron of right-wing conservatism — home to militias, vigilantes, Three Percenters — anathema to the ranch’s gender-inclusive, anti-racist, ecological politics.

But rather than retreat, the unique LGBTQ+ community, around a dozen strong, asserted its right to exist. They armed up and began speaking out, quickly developing a local reputation that galvanized other local rural progressives. In the process, they’ve showed how queer communities can flourish. “We belong here,” Logue told me this past November. “Queers are reclaiming country spaces.”


I do not find one word of this to be true. The ranch isn't particularly successful on its own, Penny references money all the time. Their own evidence of work around the entire area proves they aren't hated in their own community. We know their HOA doesn't give a fuck about them. We know nobody has ever fucked with their farm or land or animals or anything...except for the troon October Evans, who prompted a gun threat from Penny. The transphobia is coming from inside the house! Oh, also. remember the "successful ranch" line for the end paragraph.

"The ranch exists at a philosophical intersection that is immediately evident inside the dome, where a wall displays prized firearms — Bonnie’s sniper, a Springfield AR-15, two 12-gauge shotguns and a 22-rifle — and flags for The Iron Front, the anti-Nazi symbol used by 1930s paramilitary groups, which now symbolizes anti-fascism and intersectional Pride. Pride flags with colorful stripes — pink, rose, yellow, green, pewter, black, white — bedeck the wall, celebrating asexuality, agender identity, lesbianism and nonbinary gender identities."

Eric Segel deepthroat me bitch

“We’re a haven. We offer work, we offer shelter, we offer peace,” says Logue, gesturing toward the expansive open space surrounding us. “There are a lot of people who visit for upwards of a week and just enjoy their time away from society,” Nelson added.

“And cry,” Logue said. “When that ranch gate shuts behind you, the cis world stays out there.”


Back to that refrain. But just wait for it. ohnonono.mp3

Logue and her cohort seek to challenge the patriotic myths — about Manifest Destiny, liberty and freedom — that their Wet Mountain Valley neighbors double-down on in The Sentinel. “The American frontier or ‘the American West’ wasn’t conquered with rugged individualism,” she said. “It was conquered by communities sticking together. … Nobody did that by themselves.” Their social mission — akin to that of mutual-aid networks and similar to anti-fascist groups like The Redneck Revolt as well as leftist pro-gun groups like the John Brown Gun Club or the Socialist Rifle Association — stems from their political commitments. “It isn’t through harsh words and violence that you defeat fascism,” Logue told me. “It’s through building community, but only if you can stay alive long enough to do it. That means you have to be armed — because fascists are armed, always.”

🦀🦀Kevin has spent more than $1000 this month on transformers alone 🦀🦀

The ranchers watched from their front porch with a high-powered scope and sniper rifle — the Springfield AR-15 on the living room wall — staking out visitors loitering at the end of their driveway. The visits ceased. It’s rumored locally that militias unofficially “patrol” their surroundings to establish dominance. “In order to be treated as a human, you have to show you can defend yourself more than they can hurt you,” Logue said. “Then you can reach equality.”

What? Just...WHAT? ONE time there was ONE car, across the road. "It's rumored locally" fucking commit REACH EQUALITY. This is a lie, an actual lie couched in the trapping of hearsay. There's no source for this "rumor" because its not even a rumor. Nobody in the area gives a shit about them or their terrible workmanship. Fucking rumored locally, un-fucking-believable.

"The ranchers had planned to avoid the protest downtown but got caught in the crowds during morning errands. “We saw them flying the Three Percenter flags front and center and everybody was armed. It was a fascist parade,” Logue told me. “So, we came back and started antifa accounts on Instagram. We called them out on being Nazis by tweeting about them, then on Facebook.”

Hmm, did we miss that, or did it not happen? Maybe the farm DOES need it's own thread.

"What happened next surprised them."

I want to die painfully.

“There was a real upsurge from the leftist community in the Valley,” said Logue. The outcry created an unexpected opening, as they unknowingly tapped into long-simmering sentiments. Meanwhile, they found another niche: Many residents began employing them in local handiwork and physical labor. The ranchers also provide recycling services at the county landfill. That has exponentially increased their visibility: “It’s really hard for people to paint you as ‘weird’ or whatever, if you’re just helping people,” Logue said.

And the name of that visibility? Albert Einstein. What I've seen here suggests that the community is not behind them, because it doesn't care about them. We've seen their work. It is objectively of very poor quality. Everything is done incorrectly and ineptly. We have not yet seen the results of the recycling thing, but all signs point to it being a scam by virtue of them being incapable of doing the work the contract probably entails. Bonnie is literally praying for his actual dad to actually die so he can buy a truck for work they already committed themselves to do. That's not how that works.

“We’re queer. We get second-guessed all the time,” Logue said. “We’re always having to innovate and think ahead.” When they couldn’t get certain Department of Agriculture livestock loans, for example — alpacas are technically classified as pets — they acquired a few sheep. “There’s something inherently queer about how many alpaca we have. People don’t know what to do with us,” said Kathryn, one of Logue’s partners, who goes by her first name only. “Sure, we'll bring out some sheep, I guess that makes us ‘normal’ or whatever, but that’s the closest we’ll get to assimilation.”

"Teehee, we're so queer we don't even run a ranch because we were too retarded to buy actual ranch animals and too lazy to properly maintain them how KWEER and DARING" It's not even a ranch! They even fucked that up!

Also, Kevin: Forever "one of Logue's partners
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He's such a rancid undesirable that Penny is no longer willing to properly identify their relationship in public :story::story::story::story:

Overall rating: Mark/What A Story

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Nikki de Jager only passes when his face has five pounds of makeup on it, as you can see here. And I for one don't believe that his fiance didn't know he was a troon, especially with his height, build, and how he looks without help from makeup.
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Also, Bonnie is a walking time bomb. If Waco 2.0 goes down, I have a feeling Bonnie will be firing the first shot.
 
When i first read and posted the article it was on my phone and never noticed that here we see Kev doing actual manual labour by pushing Pennys wheelchair through the snow! :story:




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Edit:Its also kinda creepy seeing 4 tr00ns stalking what seems to be a true and honest woman here 🧐
 
Would you mind explaining how much manpower it would take to run a ranch this size? Assuming you're that agricultural economist? I'm genuinely interested to hear your take.
Oh man, I'm no agricultural economist, the post I quoted had an extract from an actual agricultural economist talking about the viability of farming alpaca for their wool. I'm studying for my MA in Autism at Kiwi University though, I've definitely got a head start with that one.
 
When i first read and posted the article it was on my phone and never noticed that here we see Kev doing actual manual labour by pushing Pennys wheelchair through the snow! :story:




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Edit:Its also kinda creepy seeing 4 tr00ns stalking what seems to be a true and honest woman here 🧐
The size of them in that pic is hilarious.
 
Which honestly feels like a travesty to me sure he put up a good showing but how many times can he release a video of him huffing the shit of a mentally damaged woman half his age who he just happens to be having sex with. frankly I think Gunt is going to hit a point where like Chris he's just too pathetic, too fundamentally broken to be funny fast.

Where as Kevin and the tranch seem to be in it for life we got another five to ten years of entertainment easy out of these deranged female impersonators.
Yes there's a lot of potential left in the tranch, I think our boy KevKev has a real chance next year.

Also, Bonnie is a walking time bomb. If Waco 2.0 goes down, I have a feeling Bonnie will be firing the first shot.
Oh man, I didn't think there would ever be a scenario where I would be rooting for the ATF but I think you've described one.
 
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So Troontopia "offers peace" but everyone there owns a gun, they have to "travel in packs" and they're playing at gang wars with the neighbors? Fucking Penny makes Colorado sound like the Congo.
They also all look like regular men. It's hard to get misgendered when your only interactions with the public are "your total comes to 4.99, have a nice day".

I hope that we get some locals in the thread. That woman works at a wolf sanctuary and that is cool as fuck. I'm glad someone found a use for the chickens.
 
When i first read and posted the article it was on my phone and never noticed that here we see Kev doing actual manual labour by pushing Pennys wheelchair through the snow! :story:




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Edit:Its also kinda creepy seeing 4 tr00ns stalking what seems to be a true and honest woman here 🧐
My God, look at the scenery. Mountains in the back, sun glistering from the snow and wide open blue skies.

And Kevin complains about cabin fever.
 
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