Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What do you expect? Most troons don't know the concept of "work", let alone "hard work".
He's supposed to increase his heart rate to around 130-140 and maintain that for 20 minutes, three to four times a day to stand a chance of losing weight.

Or - and hear me out here - he could try dieting.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Or - and hear me out here - he could try dieting.

What, dieting? Eat actual food instead of plasitc junk and snacks? And eat less of it? Who's gonna cook all that disgusting shit anyway? Like leaves and potatoes and fresh meat, yuck!
No, Kev's fine with Cheesy Puffs and potato chips and pop-tarts and whatever, he just needs to work out, 20 minutes of cardio a day sounds just like fine.

He could also try eating eating dick and ass since he's always cooming on twatter dot coom anyway, IDK.

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

Why am I not surprised?

 

[s0mbra]

Holy shit, Kevin. These 20 minutes of light exercise are probably the only time you are standing upright during the day. After 3 days you are worried about pushing yourself too hard?
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Normally I agree. Your body needs rest days as the reason you build muscle is bc it's healing after your work out. However, 20 mins a day on an elyptical means you still have 23+ hours to rest so....
He's going to use this "take a break" excuse to literaly never work out.
Hell be tired in day and say "oh, I should take a rest day" and then never touch it again.

 

[Easy Peasy]

You just reminded me of the troon who stuck frozen tomato juice up his amhole and declared that it was a period.

I swear to God that this actually happened.

There are also troons, I mean true and honest laydees, that will fish out used pads and tampons from public toilets and use those.

But again, women are supposed to be cool with sharing our spaces with them or we're fucking terfs.

Kevin has a piss fetish that we know of, so more degenerate shit (possibly literally) wouldn't surprise me in the slightest

 

[Jason Blaha's Hat]

I don't know about transformers, but there's a definite overlap between trannies and all manners of autistic manchildren. See speedrunning for example.

Autism is the glue that binds all of these things together. I'm sure of it.

 

[RIP Tranch]

Is there a secret HRT grooming discord for transformer autists?

There are hundreds of secret HRT grooming discords. Kevin's probably cracking eggs in a couple dozen of em.

 

[dumb idiot]

Remember when Kevin restarted FF7R and spent 10+ hours because he locked the quest to get a dress?

Kevvie has still been busy with FF7, but he has found a critical flaw in the game
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Spoiler: did he get the dress?

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and if you are interested to know what kind of dress he was itching to have in FF7
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[Witthel]

Why am I not surprised?

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I can see Kevie going "ZOMG THIS PART SHOWS HOW CLOUD IS TOTALLY AN EGG GHTJITGJTG" while in reality Cloud was only crossdressing in order to trick an antagonist. (I haven't played FF7 so I may be wrong on that last part.)

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I can see Kevie going "ZOMG THIS PART SHOWS HOW CLOUD IS TOTALLY AN EGG GHTJITGJTG" while in reality Cloud was only crossdressing in order to trick an antagonist. (I haven't played FF7 so I may be wrong on that last part.)

Not to mention he wasn't happy about it, not cumming in his panties like these loons.

 

[Miss Misery]

I hadn't seen images of the farmhouse last time I visited the thread, what the hell is that dome building. The house is a kit home, but that dome is some sort of custom built thing, never seen anything like it. I highly doubt it would have been for schoolkids since it looks like it'd only fit 2 or 3 people in it, can't image the how all the troons fit in. It's also worth noting that the buildings are really new, there isn't even any weathering on the roof or walls so I'd guess at least less than a decade old. About the only positive things I can say is that it's well built with a proper foundation and at least they have a sceptic tank, but it does not look like it's designed to handle the waste of that many people. At best I'd say the building can handle 4, maybe 5 people.

It's a geodesic dome. They were popular in the western US in the 70s.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geodesic_dome#Dome_homes

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I'm fairly sure that structure in front of the building and walkway here is a sceptic tank. I might be wrong though. If it isn't they're even more screwed than I thought because sceptic tanks are probably the most important thing for farm living outside food and water. You really don't want your waste just piling up in the open or in a regular hole.

And speaking of being popular in the 70s, that's not a septic tank, it's a hot tub. Probably a non-functioning one that they can't afford to get rid of. I'm sure it's breeding millions of mosquitoes.

 

[mooey]

That just proves that no planning whatsoever went into the running of the Tranch. I truly despair for those poor Alpaca and other animals stuck there with those insane troons.

If course if Kevin sees this he'll no doubt let the world know how it's incredibly problematic mansplaining. What would an agricultural economist know about running a ranch anyway? Probably not any more than some mentally ill men with septic amholes,

Would you mind explaining how much manpower it would take to run a ranch this size? Assuming you're that agricultural economist? I'm genuinely interested to hear your take.

 

[0 0]

What a strange and fascinating creature Kevin is.

 

[farttpott]

lmao 20 minutes on the granny walking machine each day and im gonna look like Gaston next week

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

Hours after e-begging for estrogen money, he posts his latest toy purchase. lol
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That kookaburra doesn't deserve this.

This one isn't:

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TransSalamander's PSN Profile

Level 35 • 10 Games • 0 Platinum

psnprofiles.com

https://archive.md/bbS53

Not a single platinum? Wow Kev, thought you were an autist.

I checked out his Spyro trophies because it's the only game on his list that I've also played and I wanted to see how he did. There's an unmissable trophy you get by leaving the first homeworld that he got like a day after he started the game(at 2am, no less.) That trophy takes like an hour to get and he's never had a job or anything he'd have to prioritize so I can't imagine what took him so long other than "he's super retarded." He didn't unlock the 100% post-game area either so I'm assuming he's too lazy to even go completionist on a video game.

I'm a little shocked he didn't even touch the other two considering Spyro seems right up his alley. But maybe that's a good thing cause at least he isn't posting furry shit about Elora, Sheila or Bianca.

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He already has most of it tho!,Bit dumb however,he bought the wrong region

I know the tranch has poor/no internet but jesus, just pirate it you dumb bitch. But no, Kevvie's gotta have it NOW, who cares if he won't use it once he gets it.

Holy shit, Kevin. These 20 minutes of light exercise are probably the only time you are standing upright during the day. After 3 days you are worried about pushing yourself too hard?
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WHY on earth would you tell him to take a break????

What if Tessa's just jealous that he's somewhat trying to improve and they're trying to sabotage him, like crabs in a bucket?

 

[Cool Spot]

I wouldn't count on Kevin having the intelligence to ever complete a children's game.

And haha the person telling him to take an entire day as a break for using an elliptical for 20 minutes probably on the lowest setting. Your Hank Hill ass isn't going to be toned anytime soon at that rate.

 

[Billy Herrington]

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What's with the gurn? Does Kev pop a couple ecstasy before his workouts?

 

[lfaw]

of course the twenty minute elliptical sessions are not for actually trying to get healthy and lose weight, but for his goal of becoming a big booty bimbo >//////< sadfdaffgjjsdkl. how many days until he abandons this when he realizes that's never happening?

 

[CheesyBoy]

of course the twenty minute elliptical sessions are not for actually trying to get healthy and lose weight, but for his goal of becoming a big booty bimbo >//////< sadfdaffgjjsdkl. how many days until he abandons this when he realizes that's never happening?

Troons don't understand that the trannies who pass work extremely hard to maintain their appearances, and Kev just doesn't have the discipline to maintain a strict diet and exercise program, or the funds for decent cosmetic surgery.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Next time you’re doing cardio, try to make Kevin’s workout face without laughing. You can’t.