Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Lubby Smith said:
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Apparently sailorrooscout is a furry molecular biologist who frequently donates money to "the community." Someone claiming to be at the Capitol shitshow begged for money. Sailorrooscout couldn't verify that the beggar was actually there, thought it might be a scam, and declined the offer. The beggar then talked shit.

Kevin, a delusional simpleton, sees himself as the unfairly maligned sailorrooscout, when in fact he's the deceitful, ungrateful grifter.
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Rational person: maybe you shouldn't spend all your money on toys if you have bills to pay
Kevin: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
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BallBuster said:
This is simply coming from me being a collector as well. I know how autistic that sounds, but there are collectors who will buy any piece of garbage that is related to their hobby of choice. In his case he will buy anything Transformers related, mostly garbage you can find at Target and Walmart. I put this in the same category as the people who collect Funkos.

Other collectors are high end collectors only going after the most sought after and prime pieces. Sideshow/Hot Toys, Bowen, Gentle Giant, Iron Studios, Kotobukiya, NECA. Companies that put out the highest quality products for prices only the most devoted collectors will buy.

Again I am fully aware of how utterly autistic this sounds so I'll gladly take my puzzle pieces, but it doesn't change the fact that as a high end collector myself, it is great to finally see him invest in something that is wholly unique, rare, and that will definitely rise in value... well it would in the hands of a clean collector who takes care of his shit. He will end up breaking it.

I don't give two dicks about Transformers, but it is definitely an insane piece any Transformer collector would be proud to own.
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Just for my own autistic curiosity do the high priced collector items actually keep their value?

Like hypothetically if Kev needed money and decided to sell his toys (as if) I'm assuming he'd get like $10 at best for all the target and walmart stuff. But if he kept the original packaging and the figure was in good condition could he get like 6-700 back from that thing?
 
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ConsoleWarVet said:
Just for my own autistic curiosity do the high priced collector items actually keep their value?

Like hypothetically if Kev needed money and decided to sell his toys (as if) I'm assuming he'd get like $10 at best for all the target and walmart stuff. But if he kept the original packaging and the figure was in good condition could he get like 6-700 back from that thing?
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Depends on condition, time, and demand.

I am a collector of a fandom. I have purchased a Hot Toys glorified fancy Barbie. I've only displayed it in favorable conditions and the box is like new. It was around 450-ish at purchase around four years ago. It's now going for 1000 or more. I have another that was con exclusive and I've never seen a listing for it.

The black series star wars toys are sold in Wal-Mart and some of them are already inflating in price. However the re-releases of them cut into their value. If you had mint in box monster high dolls from original releases they're going for 100's per doll now. So you can't rule out walmart toys.

Good quality collector pieces in toys though can retain and gain value if cared for. Usually if it's a beloved character and still in good shape you could at least get back about what you paid, not on short notice though. Quick flips will always be lower. There's a lot of variables. Smoke free home is a big thing. Troon stank is probably seeping into the plastic and stuffed animals as we type.

I don't know transformers enough to be more concrete.
 
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remiem said:
Depends on condition, time, and demand.

I am a collector of a fandom. I have purchased a Hot Toys glorified fancy Barbie. I've only displayed it in favorable conditions and the box is like new. It was around 450-ish at purchase around four years ago. It's now going for 1000 or more. I have another that was con exclusive and I've never seen a listing for it.

The black series star wars toys are sold in Wal-Mart and some of them are already inflating in price. However the re-releases of them cut into their value. If you had mint in box monster high dolls from original releases they're going for 100's per doll now. So you can't rule out walmart toys.

Good quality collector pieces in toys though can retain and gain value if cared for. Usually if it's a beloved character and still in good shape you could at least get back about what you paid, not on short notice though. Quick flips will always be lower. There's a lot of variables. Smoke free home is a big thing. Troon stank is probably seeping into the plastic and stuffed animals as we type.

I don't know transformers enough to be more concrete.
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I think the collector's value of all of his belongings tanks in value for being within close proximity of the amhole.
 
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stupid frog said:
I just assumed he didn't clean inside, cause it's just like a real vagina uwu
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Kevin only shampooed his hair once a month, how often do you think Kevvie washes his vagina?
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He's mentioned wanting big tits
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Yeah, I don't want to mention his view of what women are, but...

You know what it is, women are bimbos and sluts, if he gets big boobs Pinocchio becomes a real girl, the amhole only gets Kevin's porn fueled fantasies so far.

Edit, no he wants a uterus too.
 
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Lubby Smith said:
Kevin, a delusional simpleton, sees himself as the unfairly maligned sailorrooscout, when in fact he's the deceitful, ungrateful grifter.
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Sailorrooscout might be a lefty tosser but he actually runs a vaguely successful furry convention. Kevin has never done that.
Sinner's Sandwich said:
Remember he most likely smears his amhole gunk on everything in the house.
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As and when the Tranch runs out of money, I pity whoever buys it.
 
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ConsoleWarVet said:
Just for my own autistic curiosity do the high priced collector items actually keep their value?

Like hypothetically if Kev needed money and decided to sell his toys (as if) I'm assuming he'd get like $10 at best for all the target and walmart stuff. But if he kept the original packaging and the figure was in good condition could he get like 6-700 back from that thing?
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So most of the low tier crap will maybe slowly creep up in value but it takes a while. Unless you have a special “chase” variant. Which is basically just a reskin of a figure but there is a limited number and not all retailers will get them. This is big in the comic and wrestling figure world.

Higher quality items that are again limited, depending on the fandom will absolutely rise in price. Not to PL too much but I have a comic con exclusive piece that I believe I paid $30-40 for at comic con. It’s more than doubled in price in a few years.

As for the Unicron, I don’t know what it’s productions numbers are, but if it is completely sold out, and they aren’t doing a second run, he could absolutely turn around as soon as he gets it and make a few hundred profit. Again the damn thing is 30 inches tall and weighs 16lbs. It’s got some good detail. But on the flip side, any serious transformer collector would have grabbed it during its initial GFM price.
Hope that helps.
 
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BallBuster said:
So most of the low tier crap will maybe slowly creep up in value but it takes a while. Unless you have a special “chase” variant. Which is basically just a reskin of a figure but there is a limited number and not all retailers will get them. This is big in the comic and wrestling figure world.

Higher quality items that are again limited, depending on the fandom will absolutely rise in price. Not to PL too much but I have a comic con exclusive piece that I believe I paid $30-40 for at comic con. It’s more than doubled in price in a few years.

As for the Unicron, I don’t know what it’s productions numbers are, but if it is completely sold out, and they aren’t doing a second run, he could absolutely turn around as soon as he gets it and make a few hundred profit. Again the damn thing is 30 inches tall and weighs 16lbs. It’s got some good detail. But on the flip side, any serious transformer collector would have grabbed it during its initial GFM price.
Hope that helps.
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I've learned about taking care of farm animals and now I'm learning about collecting autism. Who would've thought that a thread about some degenerate coomer tranny could teach so much?
 
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Witthel said:
I've learned about taking care of farm animals and now I'm learning about collecting autism. Who would've thought that a thread about some degenerate coomer tranny could teach so much?
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There is a difference between collecting and hoarding/coomsooming, so not all Autism is created equal.

Remember that Kevin just needs to see something with a transformer logo and he must own it no matter what.
 
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Captain Fitzbattleaxe said:
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It looks like a tree stump wrapped in scrotal skin down there. Did they leave his dick stem in there?


Benji might be the first female I've seen Kevin interact with. Of course, she's an overweight, autistic FTM (as is tradition)
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1350311587517788162(Archive)

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Did Kevin's interaction with Benji the female give him this baffling and unearned boost of self-assurance?
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1350314593420267523(Archive)
He's so confident in this statement, no one can reply.
 
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stupid frog said:
How has no one copied Kev's photo from the news thread to here yet, well here it is:

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Look at all the crap in that corner.
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No normal grown 30 year old woman dresses like this in public. You’d see it in a middle/high school student or someone who never grew out of it. Not someone who is supposed to be a functioning member of society. Who are we kidding this is Kevkev, gotta keep up the image they are all ~uwu~ fem lesbian trans woman who are pretty in pink
 
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Chapstick4Lyfe said:
It looks like a tree stump wrapped in scrotal skin down there. Did they leave his dick stem in there?


Benji might be the first female I've seen Kevin interact with. Of course, she's an overweight, autistic FTM (as is tradition)
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1350311587517788162(Archive)

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Did Kevin's interaction with Benji the female give him this baffling and unearned boost of self-assurance?
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1350314593420267523(Archive)
He's so confident in this statement, no one can reply.
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"Attractive"

>Receeding hairline
>Horrible, acene ridden skin
>Fat
>Face is constantly in gross and weird facial expressions
>Teeth are in poor condition
>Amhole

Granted when he's blocked & muted everyone who's honest and surrounds himself with enablers who look like this:
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There's at least some line of reasoning why he thinks this.
 
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