Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[NattyDaddy]

There's a new one of these.

This guy fuckin gets it. I wish him great success cause that's some quality video editing and now I want a roast.

 

[Fecunt]

What in the actual fuck? However, I am ON BOARD for HoboFights chapter of the Wern

 

[Kane Lives]

What in the actual fuck? However, I am ON BOARD for HoboFights chapter of the Wern

This right here literally demonstrates how the Wern doesn't even know how to act like a normal human being. Even when people offer money, he'd ask you to donate first before saying yes. Way to lose out on more Clinkerdagger meals, Pukas.

 

[ClownBrew]

It's just so wonderful that this "look" is deliberate.

Lucas aimed his phone at himself, made that face on purpose, and took a picture. Maybe several. He considered that particular picture and thought "plenty good!"

It's not what I'd consider a "punchable face." But something about that expression just begs for someone to wipe it off and make room for a frown.

That latest face doesn't bother me as much. As for Le Smug Wern, now that's the face that turns me right into Jack Nicholson the second I see it.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

What in the actual fuck? However, I am ON BOARD for HoboFights chapter of the Wern

I think the slight phase of Lucas getting money for nothing is just accelerating his crazy streak. People put a pig on a Pedestal, for holiday spirit, and now he's accustomed to pity payments, that will not continue. I think he got weirdly lucky sympathy timing. But I think it'll only add to Luke's entitlement. But I definitely wann see Lucas in Hobo fights.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

$50 #CashApp is now Lucas' default reply when he feels he's being trolled. I guess it's better than him blocking everyone and here's the door *no door since homeless (*

 

[Telomere Savalas]

I can’t be the only one that reads this as something of a threat, right? Something campus security should be made aware of?

Note he refers to "the Wern" here. This is where he uses his schizophrenia to his advantage, He gets caught, it's "The Wern", not Lucas. Insanity plea.

 

[mothman96]

$50 #CashApp is now Lucas' default reply when he feels he's being trolled. I guess it's better than him blocking everyone and here's the door *no door since homeless (*

Nah, it's just the Greedy POS lusting for money. The Freak ended up spoiled and even more entitled by getting the paid bus ticket, free food, motel 6 Uber ride and the 4 insult videos he made.

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[Telomere Savalas]

Spoiler: Off-Topic

IMO "The Wall" applies to men too (contrary to the rambling of our favorite hobofreak). Rarely do most men come into the wrong side of 40 as a silver fox, rather dad bod's & bald-spots are the norm - and chances are a man at 42 will NOT have the same amount of options and bring as much to the table as that same man did at 28.

Oh, it's over for a man at 40, even if you're not a homeless bedwetting sped. Trust me on that. The advent of the "cougar" has older women chasing younger men, short telomeres and all.

Lucas claims that he regularly sees guys with snap back style flat bill hats "swooping" multiple women at a time. It's mostly unclear I think if he just saw it a few times and came to the conclusion it's a normal regular occurence or if he literally imagines it to be happening, much like the "voices on the wind". He used to use "flatbills" as a blanket term for younger men he didn't like but he hasn't said it very much recently.

"Flatbills" are modeled after Lacie's boyfriend, a tattooed wigger with a flatbill baseball cap.

 

[ClownBrew]

Nah, it's just the Greedy POS lusting for money. The Freak ended up spoiled and even more entitled by getting the paid bus ticket, free food, motel 6 Uber ride and the 4 insult videos he made.

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Imagine if #Capitalist#America ever did actually tell Luke to fuck off and starve?

Okay, okay. I'll take my rainbows now.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Reason #98453489 Lucas isn't prepared to be a dad. He thinks $50 buys "a couple of jars of Gerber baby food."

(It's usually $1 or less.)

 

[mothman96]

Reason #98453489 Lucas isn't prepared to be a dad. He thinks $50 buys "a couple of jars of Gerber baby food."

(It's usually $1 or less.)

$2 for baby food and $48 of KFC for the gluttonous Freak.

 

[Wernology]

He has no idea what anything costs...

 

[Amewsed]

Personally, I hate this look more than the smug galaxy brain Wern look.
Smug I can eyeroll at.
This one?
This one makes me wish I could figure out a way to punch someone in the face via TCP/IP.

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What a brutally ugly and creepy incel. He's a living creepy pasta.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

There's a new one of these.

These are awesome!

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

$50 #CashApp is now Lucas' default reply when he feels he's being trolled. I guess it's better than him blocking everyone and here's the door *no door since homeless (*

This. You'll notice that he doesn't reply to questions with this when they come from women/people who comment consistently, even when those comments are obviously sarcastic or thinly veiled trolling (well -- obvious to anyone who isn't completely delusional, anyway. So, the rest of us.)

 

[Trainwreck]

This. You'll notice that he doesn't reply to questions with this when they come from women/people who comment consistently, even when those comments are obviously sarcastic or thinly veiled trolling (well -- obvious to anyone who isn't completely delusional, anyway. So, the rest of us.)

I pissed him off enough tonight by saying he hasn't been looking for a job, that he blocked me. He sure loves to hide the truth from his poor me narrative. I "live" in a homeless shelter, I want a girlfriend, I want a kids., etc. His lack of accountability in his life coupled with his narcissistic personality is comical. He can keyboard his bravado all he wants but we all know he is a gigantic pathetic fat fucking retard.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

$50 #CashApp is now Lucas' default reply when he feels he's being trolled.

I would love to interview him again. There are a lot of topics I would like to have him expound on. Specifically his niece, the screenshots where he says he’s into 14-24 year olds, his relationship with Suzanne (I don’t buy the explanation that he just threw a drink at the wall... there’s more to that story), his relationship with his family and him trying to convince a catfish to cut off her finger in lieu of sending him nudes.

However, I’m not willing to give him money for the ‘privilege’ (especially the kind of money he’s asking).

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The Suzanne saga is the only bit of Lucas lore left that I'm really interested in. Why did she like him? How did this happen? Why did you put up with him in your house for over a year? How terrible was he to live with? You really didn't think you could do better than this 400 lb retarded manbaby? But, Lucas will just tell us he was the best house hubby ever and MOVE ON MOVE ON to anything else, so meh.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

He has no idea what anything costs...

Lucas pays $42 for 7oz of steak at clinkerdagger.

Edit. I'm gonna powerlevel.
I eat steak once a week, either with my gr8 or roomie. Something nice. Either ribeye or new york strip.
It's not more than $8 a lb.

Buy some garlic, onions, portabella
And red potatoes.
Easy supper, if splitting it with my roommate, we split the cost.

If splitting it with my girlfriend I spring for the meal.

Its not "labor" to wash and mash your own potatoes, Lucas.