Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Whatever this Wern 2.0 shit is, it could be the thing that gets him banned from campus like everywhere else. Last time he allegedly approached a woman it resulted in him getting kicked out of HOC. I just wonder if it's gonna be predatorily approaching multiple women or having a chimp out on campus.

Fuck that would be such a glorious way to kick off the 2021 Wern saga
 
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Ok, this kind of talk is approaching school shooter territory. Luckily Lucas is too stupid, too bad with money, and too unhinged to actually acquire a gun. So I suspect instead it will just be an epic chimpout 😂😂
It is a good thing that we are dealing with Lucas here, even if he bought a gun , he would have: a). forgotten to buy bullets, b). bought the wrong type of bullets, c). would be unable to turn off the safety, or d). would have clogged the barrel of his gun with his hobo grime.
It is also a good thing that SCC has been in close contact with top local and national Wernologists. The Wernologists have been working with the security staff and are competent in dealing with Lucas, his MRSA, and his inevitable chimp outs, they have also been given the green light to initiate operation "Cockblock".
 
Is he talking about the world trade organization thing? Yeah, I'm sure zoomers remember that. I was 12 when that shit happened.
The very oldest zoomers were 2 when it happened.
I was 15 but I'm not a Washingtonian - people don't pay attention to the local news of other areas lol.

Lucas thinks everyone everywhere knows about it. A very solipsistic worldview.
 
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The very oldest zoomers were 2 when it happened.
I was 15 but I'm not a Washingtonian - people don't pay attention to the local news of other areas lol.
I was in my 30s and was going to look for work in the Seattle area when this started. Some friends told me forget about coming up, the city was in a mess. I was disappointed at the time, but now I'm glad I didn't go.
 
I was in my 30s and was going to look for work in the Seattle area when this started. Some friends told me forget about coming up, the city was in a mess. I was disappointed at the time, but now I'm glad I didn't go.
Seattle is dying, it's a wasteland of hobos and drug use. It's sad, because it seemed at least somewhat livable in the 90s.
 
Seattle is dying, it's a wasteland of hobos and drug use. It's sad, because it seemed at least somewhat livable in the 90s.
I saw a documentary not too long ago called "Seattle is Dying", it brought up all the issues the city has, and offered some solutions.
But TPTB refuse to do a damn thing about it.
 
What is he even saying here? It looks like when whats-her-face asks him if he's single, he responds like she has 2 days to convince him to either become single or remain single? What the fuck??
He gave her 2 days to convince him not to be single. Don't know if he meant that she has 2 days to convince him that she'd be his girlfriend or she would hook him up with a girl who would.
 
He gave her 2 days to convince him not to be single. Don't know if he meant that she has 2 days to convince him that she'd be his girlfriend or she would hook him up with a girl who would.
Okay, it's him making demands like he's negotiating a million dollar pro-athlete contract. Just another layer of psychosis...
 
It is a good thing that we are dealing with Lucas here, even if he bought a gun , he would have: a). forgotten to buy bullets, b). bought the wrong type of bullets, c). would be unable to turn off the safety, or d). would have clogged the barrel of his gun with his hobo grime.
It is also a good thing that SCC has been in close contact with top local and national Wernologists. The Wernologists have been working with the security staff and are competent in dealing with Lucas, his MRSA, and his inevitable chimp outs, they have also been given the green light to initiate operation "Cockblock".
Well, I hope the Wernologists bring the campus security up to date with this latest development. I really don't trust that the security are keep a good enough eye on the Freak and his social media.
 
Well, I hope the Wernologists bring the campus security up to date with this latest development. I really don't trust that the security are keep a good enough eye on the Freak and his social media.
Actual picture of Luke’s tard-wrangler after pulling up Luke’s social media after dropping the ball on monitoring him for a bit...

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:optimistic: that you think anyone is actively monitoring Lucas. Yes, SCC security is aware of him. But actively monitoring? Not so sure about that. And lol at the idea of social services monitoring Lucas. They clearly don't give a fuck. And truthfully they're not paid enough to care either. That's the US for ya.
Look how much colleges paid attention to these guys, who were much more overtly threatening.
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:optimistic: that you think anyone is actively monitoring Lucas. Yes, SCC security is aware of him. But actively monitoring? Not so sure about that. And lol at the idea of social services monitoring Lucas. They clearly don't give a fuck. And truthfully they're not paid enough to care either. That's the US for ya.
I think you have far too optimistic view of people’s general competence, and govt competence. A cynic like me believes they do actively monitor weird, but mostly harmless idiots like Luke, while allowing the true psychos free-reign. Because, that’s what incompetent systems and people do 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

Look at these collaboration comments: "peopleblackyay". Yeah, Lucas is just who you want :lunacy:.
I figured that had to be a troll. A black empowerment movement wanting to collab with Luke? Maybe use his image as the ‘what we’re fighting against’ poster-child? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
 
soft serve ice cream
this stuck out to me a little since one of the first times i had to re-read what Lucas had written was his unique phrasing of things. he had said "soft scoop" ice cream. which i've never heard of before in my life. it's always been "soft serve" or "american ice cream" or "99 flake" ice cream.

i lump it in with "full blush face" and "flatbill" and other Wernisms as a combination of untreated autism leading to a verbal tic, and a meaningful phrase to describe a thought to others in a way that is successful in communicating the underlying idea.
 
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