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So small, it may as well not exist.
Damn good stuff. All it needs is to implement Harlan Elisson's voice for AM from the IHNMAIMS game. I feel that one is also appropriate for the swine's dehumanizing tweets.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Jesus Christ, that's only one and a half sentences and it's already giving me a massive headache.
Hey, Boebert: quit writing everything like you're trying to stretch out a term paper to the minimum requirements from the teacher. Throwing in a bunch of extraneous words and phrases doesn't make you look smarter, it just muddles whatever meaning you're trying to convey. You can literally just start and end your review with "I love mahvel and this is mahvel so this is good," and you'd be saying the exact same fucking thing you're attempting to spew out here.
I remember when I was in school, my mom always volunteered to read over my assignments and tell me if there were things that were unclear or could be written better. Bob could easily use a tiny fraction of his Patreon bux and post a listing on Fiverr or some other job board for a script editor. But that would mean admitting that he's not the genius writer of the modern age, and his ego would never permit that (never mind that almost every writer has at least one editor helping them out).
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Dude don’t you get it? In the Superior Future, grammar is for the obsolete.
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"MarvelHolland Drive" - I bet Bob feels so clever for that pun.
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Even Cole Smithy isn't this much of an egotistical faux-intellectual jerk off.
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Isn't Mulholland Drive only really famous for a lesbian sex scene? Figures that Bob would remember it.
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"It also doesn't not mean that."
How the fuck is Bob a certified Rotten Tomatoes critic?
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Journalism is all about connections.
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This is a new picture because the Less Than Jake shirt is new. The Karnov shirt on Bobby, however...
Some of the dozen or so picture of the renovation.
Yet mayo ghouls are not suffering at all because niggers had it supposedly worse.
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Glenn Greenwald is a movie supervillain.
I can see "Samatha Pritchard" is not a woman even from that tiny tiny avatar. Such is the power of their maleness.
Bobby is so eager to go inside this new Angel that he scoured his convo, noticed the name "Trump", and helped himself in:
"...there are consequences."
Bobby uses "refugee" as a snarl word:
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Whiteness is so popular in the world even Cuban are on board!
When challenged, Bobby resorts to polysyllabic cant:
In plain English, Enrique Tarrio is a Proud Boy because he looks like one to Bobby. His bullshit about Irish- and Italian-Americans is irrelevant because the time and political culture are very different.
Still, I must concede a point to Bobby: white liberals are extremely stupid and presumptive regarding how pee o' seas would vote. Yet somehow he chalks out being a colored white supremacist to some kind of "existential panic", whatever that means.
(The whole thread for those who want to pursue this subject)
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Someone summarized Bobby's creed. Bobby's addendum: there is no such thing as bad propaganda, only bad targets.
I don't know what is in the water of Lynn, but where I live the word "propaganda" has always been morally loaded.
"Propaganda is about preaching to the choir; marketing is about changing minds."
My religious venerations of politicos are different from your religious venerations of politicos.
Then Bobby vomit out what media-school stuffed into his hollow skull...
... and he parodized the OP.
These are someone's arts and craft project and are not mass-marketed products. It makes no fucking sense for Bobby to bring them up except to show how sore Bobby is.
And the Great Neoliberal Conspiracy somehow involve "stalkers and alt-right doxxing forums" too. Told you the ho's mad.
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Lady Gaga is Bob's canary:
Wandavision. Bobby thinks Disney would waste money on "high-end color theories" when they can splurge on child prostitutes.
Synder. No idea.
For a change Bobby reviews something that isn't Chink, Jap, or Hollywood. It is still something cheesy as fuck, something sub-B.
Transgendered Angel pretends to care about the alleged rape of a minor.
Pence killed almost half-million of people.
Jake Alley:
Summary of that troon's "ubiquitous" experience: he was kicked out by another troon and is unwilling to go back to his rural parents, so give him money (At least $2000; just don't ask him what happened to his stimulation package).
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He should go and move in with Warthog from the Spoony thread. Then we can take bets on which one will goldbrick the hardest, which one will complain the loudest about nonserious health problems, and which one will drive the other crazy first.
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Dunno if Bob should be talking about throwing people into volcanoes... I mean, thinking about what type of people were normally sacrificed to volcanoes...
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He thinks he's one of the chosen ones. He badly wants to be the one throwing others into volcanoes.
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Imagine Bob trying to fit into a Porsche or a Corvette now
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Well I was able to comb for one thing that works pretty well, unfortunately the text limit is slightly less than twitter's. Some people would call that suspicious.
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Only one of these pisses off Uncle Sam.
Bob will never ever understand why Leftists hate him even seconds before he gets lined up against the wall.
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Because Mrs Thatcher closed the mines (which as I've said is a heap of BS).
What is he even trying to say once you get past the pretentiousness?
1) Blob still doesn't realise that Trump isn't a neoliberal and if you're a leftist who hates neoliberals Trump is objectively better.
2) I have no idea why AOC's using a MLK day message to prove a point regarding ICE because having a go at a government agency for supporting black civil rights really doesn't look good to most people and you can't win an election by making yourself look like a stereotypical leftist to moderates, but we all know why Bobby's retweeting her and it has nothing to do with ”American concentration camps” or whatever AOC's calling them this week.
3) is ”multiracial whiteness” just another way of saying ”Uncle Tom”?
4) YES. When a society turns away from God it looks for something to fill that gap, and venerating secular saints, the Almighty Dollar and capeshit is what American liberals chose. Oh, and please feel free to carry on mocking how Vietnamese monks protested a dictatorship. It makes you look real empathetic.
5) you are not going to get the coof at a cinema if you're 2m away from everyone else and wearing a mask. The chance of transmission when you're using 2m social distancing and have a mask on is so low that it may as well be nonexistent.
The Aztecs might well have had the right idea.
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omg yes, the trademarked run-on sentences from the Big Picture are nuts. It's the same thing I used to do back in Middle school when I didn't understand that the comma and semicolon were not infinite resources. Bob's writing style is all about exhausting the reader/listener with long meandering sentences typically covering several subjects at a time like he's trying to overwhelm you. It's not written like a smart person speaking to average people, it's more like an average person attempting to confuse an idiot.
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The one good thing about the blatant corruption among Journalists is that now nobody takes them seriously
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It's a classic method of attempting to look or sound smarter than you actually are. Dumb people think that using big words and elaborate writing styles makes them sound intelligent, but all it does is make it impossible for anyone to understand them. If you want to convey information, use as few words as possible, and keep the structure simple. TDSers harped on about how Trump apparently speaks at a 5th grade level, without understanding that in doing so, he was able to get his point across to broad swaths of the population very easily.
The long, uninterrupted sentences are also used by many dumb sorts to Gish gallop, although that's more useful in a live setting where you can't really take the time to refute the bullshit being spewed. Bobby apparently thinks that barraging his audience with a constant stream of nonsense means he's displaying his intelligence. In reality, it's just hard to listen to. It feels like a holdover from the early Youtube days when he was still restricted to ten-minute videos, which is where his habit of cutting out every pause and speeding up the audio comes from. But now that he can spend as much time as he wants on any video, he still makes these obnoxious edits for some reason. Contrast with someone like, say, The Critical Drinker, who talks slowly and simply (albeit Scottish and drunk) and can easily get his point across, taking as much time as he needs to to lay out what he wants to say. Doesn't hurt that his persona is also affable and fun to listen to.
And how are their respective channels doing? Well...
Drinker's channel, despite only really getting started about a couple years ago, already has four times as many subscribers as Bobby, adding on tens of thousands of subscribers every month, and his Patreon is on the upswing; not to mention that he's a published author with multiple books for sale. Meanwhile, even though his channel is over a decade old, Blobbo loses a thousand subscribers every month or so, and many of what remain are likely dead accounts that have been subscribed since the early days of Youtube. And despite the massive Patreon boost in the wake of his second Escapist firing (because apparently there are a lot of people even dumber than Bobby), it's once again on the downswing, especially after Lindsey blew him the fuck out. Oh, and his Twitter continues to slowly shed followers, which has to sting him the most.
A small part of me thinks that it's not yet too late for Bobbo to course-correct and turn his channel around, especially since he has no employer to use as a safety net. But this would require him to completely rethink his entire persona and how he makes his videos, get a handle on his clear mental issues, and quit sperging so damn much about politics when his career is supposedly in media criticism. And considering this thread is almost 3500 pages long, I sure as fuck don't see that happening anytime soon.
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Bob is incapable of any of this meaning he has no ability to turn this around. He's heading for the iceberg full steam ahead and not only is it too late the turn he also insists the guy shouting iceberg is an obsolete chud who is just repeating doxing pedos so refuses to attempt to turn.
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