Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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After all, in the same podcast he said the british political sistem is "Archaic and outdated" with it's tradition and symbolism against the refined american system.
The British system will always be better than the American system because we don't have Movieblob.
didn't he at one point say that he was going to get a teaching certificate so he could teach ESL overseas or something?
He'd probably spend a lot of time ”teaching English” to ”waitresses” in Akihabara.
There is a reason the red wall crumbled in the UK and it isn't racism or the uneducated, the inertia that had to be overcome to make that happen was huge. For example in Sedgefield in 1997 Labour got 71% of the vote, in 2019 they got 36% of the vote, that isn't due to everyone hitting their head and becoming uneducated racists.
And the only reason the Red Wall held for so long is because Labour pretended that they were the defenders of the miners and that Mrs Thatcher was evil for closing pits that weren't economically viable. By the 80s the state-owned coal industry had basically become a glorified form of UBI and Labour would have done exactly the same if they were in power, but it's easier to blame the Iron Lady rather than actually care about the North.
The economically viable and vibrant, immigrant-rich metropolitan parts (i.e. London)
Mild powerlevel, but I live in London and I'm good friends with some first and second generation immigrants. They're very socially conservative and religious and I'm surprised Bobby thinks they'd support his atheist neoliberal technocracy.
 
I'm a little late for the AR-15 stuff, but it has barely any kick.

I recently watched a video from Demolition Ranch where he put an automatic lower on his Beowulf AR and it barely hopped. Admittedly it has a gas break like a Barret, but its shooting .50 cal.
Controlling recoil can be as much about skill and technique as it is about pure physicality. A guy like the dude from Demo Ranch is gonna have tons and tons of experience keeping a hold on real power. A dude like Blobert who bought a big bore rifle and never shoots it is gonna stand wrong, hold it wrong, shoulder it wrong, and get pushed around and beaten up bruised by his weapon no matter how big he is. Those women could probably use what they could learn on those AR-15s with a little coaching to shoot Chip's gun better than him.

E: I'm done milsperging, I swear.
 
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Mild powerlevel, but I live in London and I'm good friends with some first and second generation immigrants. They're very socially conservative and religious and I'm surprised Bobby thinks they'd support his atheist neoliberal technocracy.
Bobert is an idiot who doesn't know shit and views everything through the same very limited american lens. News at 11.
 
Bob's takes on American politics show a huge lack of understanding and that's his own government. I would love to hear just how detached from reality his takes on other nation's politics are.
to no-one's surprise whatsoever, he's a thundering ignorant gobshite
his usual baseline of stupidity is compounded by not living in or having any connection with the nation(s) concerned, and therefore not having the necessary perspective to form remotely meaningful or coherent takes
Mild powerlevel, but I live in London and I'm good friends with some first and second generation immigrants. They're very socially conservative and religious and I'm surprised Bobby thinks they'd support his atheist neoliberal technocracy.
likewise in my experience, most British Asians lean socially conservative - Sajid Javid is an excellent example (also one of the few politicians who consistently talks sense)
it's ironic that a second-generation Asian bus driver's son from Rochdale would have been turned away from the so-called workers' party for not being middle-class or wealthy enough
 
likewise in my experience, most British Asians lean socially conservative - Sajid Javid is an excellent example (also one of the few politicians who consistently talks sense)
it's ironic that a second-generation Asian bus driver's son from Rochdale would have been turned away from the so-called workers' party for not being middle-class or wealthy enough
Black second-generation immigrants, in my experience, are some of the most based people there are. There's a reason I prefer hanging around with black Christians I know than the middle-class white atheists I have to deal with.
 
I have it on good authority that the loathe part was a little white lie. I also have it on good authority that the same guy had also never looked at Bobert's KF thread until maybe... yesterday, so he definitely didn't get the tweet from here.

There is a certain amusing level of autism in the fact that the very next site his fans blamed was 4chan, as if they'd give a shit about keeping a tweet alive, and then blaming KF and 4chan for the image being on Google.
Did he say kiwifarms was known for "trading child pornography"? What? Did that happen at some point, or is he pulling it out of his ass?
 
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Did he say kiwifarms was known for "trading child pornography"? What? Did that happen at some point, or is he pulling it out of his ass?
He's conflating us with 8chan which some SJW's posted child porn to a while back in an attempt to own the Gamergaters.
Not that it bothers him a single bit when Netflix shovels child porn straight down his gullet.
 
Did he say kiwifarms was known for "trading child pornography"? What? Did that happen at some point, or is he pulling it out of his ass?
He's conflating us with 8chan which some SJW's posted child porn to a while back in an attempt to own the Gamergaters.
I'm actually not sure he's conflating - he's just that fucking retarded. Just think about all the fucking ghost stories that lefties trade about how evil KF is. Picture Show Blobby already intentionally tries to make others look as bad and evil as possible compared to him. Even other leftists, when they criticize him, are suddenly right wing hate mob pedos who have the intelligence of the average dorito.

Not that it bothers him a single bit when Netflix shovels child porn straight down his gullet.
Supporting literal cp to own the Conservatards.
 
The British system will always be better than the American system because we don't have Movieblob.

He'd probably spend a lot of time ”teaching English” to ”waitresses” in Akihabara.

And the only reason the Red Wall held for so long is because Labour pretended that they were the defenders of the miners and that Mrs Thatcher was evil for closing pits that weren't economically viable. By the 80s the state-owned coal industry had basically become a glorified form of UBI and Labour would have done exactly the same if they were in power, but it's easier to blame the Iron Lady rather than actually care about the North.

Mild powerlevel, but I live in London and I'm good friends with some first and second generation immigrants. They're very socially conservative and religious and I'm surprised Bobby thinks they'd support his atheist neoliberal technocracy.
do they vote Labour tho and if so why?
 
https://15.ai
this website can make any text sound like a variety of characters including Glados from Portal, you can take any of Bob's tweets and it wouldn't be that far off.
Having Bob's tweets read out by Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force seems very fitting. Unfortunately, there is no Mario voice generator on the website.
 
I just started using this website, and I love it. So hilarious! Thanks for posting the link.
Get out before you get put on a list.

In case anyone missed this from a few days ago.
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