Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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A real question: would Bob sleep with a woman/tranny he knows is conservative just to finally have sex? The woman walks up to him, wants to have sex with him for some reason, does he accept or reject it for his fake political purity.
First of all, that's disgusting.

If Bob actually was in that situation though, he's probably think his supreme masculinity has broken the trump supporters mental conditioning or something and he'd feel extremely proud. Honestly I think the mental aspect of actually having a woman find him attractive would be more important to him than the physical pleasure.
 
First of all, that's disgusting.

If Bob actually was in that situation though, he's probably think his supreme masculinity has broken the trump supporters mental conditioning or something and he'd feel extremely proud. Honestly I think the mental aspect of actually having a woman find him attractive would be more important to him than the physical pleasure.
Agreed. I see his tweets about the two congresswomen holding guns and I just wonder about how far gone the man(child) is. Boebert's a cutie, and Marjorie Taylor Greene is eh but still something attainable for Bobert.
 
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That's absolutely insane. Disney makes so much money on theme parks. They will be opening them back up when coronavirus is gone.

No way they kill the Disney parks, the profit margins on everything in those parks is huge.
People only go to theme parks when they have money to spend. If the economy goes to shit, only the rich will be able to afford such luxuries.
 
Jimmy Dore didn't break with the faith. If socialism's a fundamentalist Baptist church in Oklahoma, then Jimmy Dore's the pastor who waves around a massive KJV and calls anyone who dares do anything in a way different to him a tool of the Devil.

Case in point - the whole ”force the vote at the least opportune time or you're just another capitalist pig” spergery.
You're right it was a poor analogy especially when I realize I didn't quite explain who I was referring to as "Scientology". I mean TYT not actual socialism.
 
People only go to theme parks when they have money to spend. If the economy goes to shit, only the rich will be able to afford such luxuries.
You forget though that consoomers always find a way to consoom dumb shit even if they're going to bankrupt themselves in the process. Normal, responsible adults with responsibilities might wait for things to recover but not the people who fill their houses with funkopops and craft beer while complaining they can't make their rent payment because landlords are scum. Disney owns Star Wars and Marvel basically the best bait out there for enticing idiots to spend the last of their credit card limit when they don't even know when they might get paid next.
 
-They talk shortly about the finite resources on earth and the stupidity of humans to divert into the Capitol event, calling the people that stormed the building a bunch of retards. Bob advocates that they are stupid and evil and the great struggle that was surviving Trump. He compares Trump and his followers to the Raptors in Jurassic park: Dumb, but learning how to find weaknesess in the system. Chris joins in saying they are evil and that they do something so ludicrous that nobody expects in order to win, comparing the storming of the capitol to the insurrection against the british (not following the system and going overboard in order to take everyone by surprise). Bob compares them to ninjas saying they fight dirty and talks about how political elections are held up by a gentlemen's agreement between the parties in order to not fight dirty and let the best win (lol).
-Bob keeps blathering about Trump's impeachment and saying that American politics is a mockery of British Politics, talking about the ceremonials of british politics in a crigeworthy tirade. Chris says British politics are archaic and US politics are a more refined and different than the brits.
So, did Chris just compare the Capitol Q-boomers to the American Revolutionaries? And he thinks that's a bad thing?

And in addition to all the other descriptors in Bob's title, should we also add "British Royalist?"
 
A real question: would Bob sleep with a woman/tranny he knows is conservative just to finally have sex? The woman walks up to him, wants to have sex with him for some reason, does he accept or reject it for his fake political purity.
Jesus now I'm thinking about Bobert fucking Ann Coulter thanks a lot that's an image I didn't need in my head.
 
Indeed, did Bob even know who Iron Man was prior to the film?

In regards to the bolded part, the COVID-19 pandemic does show how incoherent and self-serving Bob's worldview is. He often disdains blue-collar workers as obsolete and prattles on about "intellectual capital" or some such nonsense, but fails to recognize that survival of fittest applies to adapt to their environment. Prior to the roof, studios like Disney could spend absurd amounts of cash on capeshit films because the system was tailored for people to go to theatres to pay equally-absurd ticket and snack prices. Along comes the roof, which forced several states into complete shutdown. All of the major theatre chains closed their doors and many people do not even have the disposable income because they have lost their jobs. Thus the major studios like Disney and Warnermedia are turning to streaming as their future, however, that is not practical for a film like Dune with $300 million budget. Hell, Disney is moving away from its theme parks to make Disney+ the new cornerstone of its business despite projections that it will not be profitable until 2023-24. I can see the mouse tightening the belt as its income dries up because Bob Chapek is a budget-minded executive.

However, Bob is wailing that the government need to bail the theatre chains out, and I wouldn't be surprised if he wants them to bail out Hollywood. What he refuses to do is adapt with his environment and in doing so is becoming obsolete because his entire career depends on a business model that is unsustainable in the long term. I was listening to Ben Shapiro's interview with the producer of Run Hide Shoot (whose name escapes me) and the dude knows how to budget and market a movie--I'm actually interested in watching the film based on the what I have seen in the trailer. From what I have heard from this interview, we will see leaner and smarter productions now that streaming will supplant the unwieldy capeshit tentpoles that have dominated the medium from 2008 to 2019. Similarly, said producer said it take thirty days to break an old habit and sixty days to create a new one. Audiences have long since passed the threshold to break their old moviegoing habits and forge new ones with streaming services so I have difficulty believing that audiences will be returning to theatres in droves once the pandemic ends.

A massive meteor is heading for the entertainment landscape and Bob is one of the walnut-brained dinosaurs that will go extinct.

The more I think about it, the more I feel like I can capture Bob's fantasy. He thinks he's gonna be a 1992 LA Riot Rooftop Korean. He thinks he's not going to have to move a muscle; he'll be able to pick off the mayo ghouls as they come out of their holes in total comfort, probably under an umbrella, maybe with a politically certified wench to fetch him regular sized meals and healthy beverages. Nobody is ever going force him to do anything more strenuous than set down his Big Mac, look out in one direction, fire a single shot, and hum a contented 'mmm' while his hated foe bleeds out. I bet he's expecting to tell them by their confederate flags, white hoods, and red hats.

Stupidity and arrogance are strong drugs.
Not to mentioned that many of Rooftop Koreans also had military experience, as national service is mandatory in their native South Korea. So add that to the many, many things that Boebert doesn't possess, yet acts like he has.
 
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I've described the Jazz freakshow not as "Lynchian" but as "Sonoian"; Sion Sono regularly has in his films, families talking casually about sex, pornography and prostitution at the dinner table.

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Tucker Carlson, Jimmy Dore, and Julian Assange walk into a bar...
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400000 dead and it is all MAGA's fault!!!!
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BLM good and peaceful, Capital riot evil and terrorism.
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Bobby doesn't know how to quit him.
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From the replies it seems Bobby did manage to gather a small personal army against Coffin.

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Baked Alaska. I don't follow the drama.
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Some nigger offers his philosophical musing on race and cyborg soldier. Bobby chimes in.
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Justice League:
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As I've said, Luke is the male Amanda to Bobby's retarded Jigsaw Killer.
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Self-awareness, what's it?
 
A real question: would Bob sleep with a woman/tranny he knows is conservative just to finally have sex? The woman walks up to him, wants to have sex with him for some reason, does he accept or reject it for his fake political purity.
He fancies himself a man with standards. He probably even hasn't spent any of his "hard earned" bread on a hooker or a happy ending massage in the past otherwise he may have let that slip. He would easily reject such advances from anyone not on his side of the aisle because such people are simply inferior to him.
 
foe the first time i ventured into moviebodproductions twitter and is twit after twit after twit of political hot takes, thristy rt and pop culture without any hint of intectual tought behind them. thats fucking grim
also he really want the "reality show host" moniker stay with trump for some reason, this retard legit think that one of the all time grifters is beneath him lmao
 
foe the first time i ventured into moviebodproductions twitter and is twit after twit after twit of political hot takes, thristy rt and pop culture without any hint of intectual tought behind them. thats fucking grim
also he really want the "reality show host" moniker stay with trump for some reason, this retard legit think that one of the all time grifters is beneath him lmao
I'd be satisfied if he only posted pop culture, because that's what he's supposed to be. All the political bullshit is insufferable and makes me want to kill myself.
 
A real question: would Bob sleep with a woman/tranny he knows is conservative just to finally have sex? The woman walks up to him, wants to have sex with him for some reason, does he accept or reject it for his fake political purity.
If Bob were to ever have sex with anything other then a piece of tissue paper then we would all know as he would NEVER shut up about it.
 
If Bob were to ever have sex with anything other then a piece of tissue paper then we would all know as he would NEVER shut up about it.
I think this all depends on whether the poor victim consented or not. Of course, I wouldn't put it past Blob to brag about rape because he's just that fucking retarded.

Either way, the person he has sex with will always be the victim, because they had to endure sex with Bob Chipman.
 
I think this all depends on whether the poor victim consented or not. Of course, I wouldn't put it past Blob to brag about rape because he's just that fucking retarded.

Either way, the person he has sex with will always be the victim, because they had to endure sex with Bob Chipman.
All you have to do to get Bob away from you is cough in his face. He'll scream like a little girl, shit his pants, and waddle away holding his breath as fast as he can.
 
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