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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
I'm not sticking up for Lindsey in any way here but I imagine it's annoying as fuck to have all these thirsty ass male feminists and autists constantly bothering you. If I was in a similar position I would be putting speds like this soy titted retard on blast too. Like nigga, close the computer and binge some mcdonalds, nobody wants to be friends with you except your even more autistic and pathetic orbiters.
 
Quentin being obsessed with numbers is more of both him and MovieBob being autistic and less of Quentin turning into MovieBob tbh.
Moviebob tried creepily hitting Lindsay up on Twitter by replying to one of her Tweets with a photo of them at a con, and she publicly denounced and humiliated him by saying he does this stuff all the time.

This is similar to how Quinton dm'd Lindsay repeatedly, with her ignoring him each time, and her tweeting about how some guy is creeping on him, which is confirmed to be Quinton by him talking in the leaks about how some people just don't check their DMs a lot and are fine if you message him a lot and he thought that's what was going on.

They're also fat, miserable leftists.
 
Moviebob tried creepily hitting Lindsay up on Twitter by replying to one of her Tweets with a photo of them at a con, and she publicly denounced and humiliated him by saying he does this stuff all the time.

This is similar to how Quinton dm'd Lindsay repeatedly, with her ignoring him each time, and her tweeting about how some guy is creeping on him, which is confirmed to be Quinton by him talking in the leaks about how some people just don't check their DMs a lot and are fine if you message him a lot and he thought that's what was going on.

They're also fat, miserable leftists.
Oh no I completely agree with all of it, just thought the numbers thing was funny.
 
In one of those discord leaks from a few pages back Quinton even mentions knowing about Lindsay Ellis constantly dropping DMs from horny orbiters. He still tried to go for it. Absolutely clueless.

Come on Q, take the Bobpill. Gas the normals for the Superiah Futuah. Garfield will get his own shrine at the High Temple of Consumerism.
More like Gas the Nermals.
 
>Quinton
>Artist


If being an artist equates to making two long-winded videos about some huge chinned YouTuber that somehow got you popular and making unfunny videos about Garfield, then "art" has no value at all to me.
That has to be the part of the leaks that baffled me the most, honestly. I'd really love to have Quinton try to explain how the hell the whole Mumkey thing humbled him when he just went from thinking 'My videos are high art' to thinking 'My old videos sucked, NOW my videos are high art'.
 
That has to be the part of the leaks that baffled me the most, honestly. I'd really love to have Quinton try to explain how the hell the whole Mumkey thing humbled him when he just went from thinking 'My videos are high art' to thinking 'My old videos sucked, NOW my videos are high art'.
I’m more baffled by him claiming that the drama humbled him. @Woke Blue Muttlema can attest to the fact that ever since the drama, Quinton’s been pretty emboldened to talk trash about his haters on Twitter and continue to ask his fans for pity. I’d argue that he’s become a worse person since then.
 
I cannot understand the urge to request people say nice things about you on the internet to make you feel better. At best you’ve pressured a disinterested stranger into patting you on the back insincerely. It seems like you’d have to be very stupid to not see the vapidity of a compliment given as a result of begging for it.
 
At least he's openly mad and not just rolling over and saying he deserved it, like Moviebob.

This makes it even better.

And he's admitting that Lindsay's clique is toxic, so he already has more of a spine than Moviebob.
"More spine than a thirsty gelatinous blob." He should get that in writing and frame it.

Man, you are 24. Stop acting like a preppy middle school girl for God's sake.

But wouldn't that deprive us of all his yummy tears?
 
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I don’t really understand the thirst. Maybe they think she is “UwU so random not like other girls”? She’s just a thot and a 4/10 at best. Cows tend to thirst extra hard for these ones but idk lol wtf?
I'm just waiting for him to say something like he thinks she's a complete wreck in the background and he can fix her or something, Quinton's too deep in the soyhole to think otherwise
 
I went through the Discord export and cut out all the things I found interesting:

Obsessed with Numbers
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Poor Quinton QQ
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Quinton's Lemmings Track KF
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Quinton is Fat
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Quinton Complaining About His Thirst Being Exposed
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Mumkey Jones Sperging
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More Sperging About Being the New MovieBob
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More General Sperging and Crying
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Just Pathetic
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And He Wonders Why People Dislike Him
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Leaving this at the bottom for fun:
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My only thoughts going through those 1500 messages:
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I feel like I'm responding to a teenager here, but since he reads this thread:

Quinton, you don't need a group of "cool kids" to hang out with, focus on finding your own people that like you. Few as they may be. That shit means a lot more than constantly chasing after and embarrassing yourself for shitty people who will just as easily throw you under the bus and leave you to rot as easily as they can spout empty college freshman commie platitudes to their brainless high schooler audiences.
 
Lolcalmdown
Quinton has never made anything worthwhile or funny. everything he has ever made has been disgusting junk.
here's some fanart for the nigger.
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the wine queen of Disney Critique.
Side tangent-I'm so fucking glad that the shit Lindsay says only affects the internet. This kind of "critical media theory" content shit is so stupidly fucking cringy.
I know a guy who buys into this nonsense thinks that Resident Evil 7 was a metaphor for being a gay or trans teenager in the south despite it being a game made by Japanese people who have 0 knowledge or ties to the American south or modern day American identity politics in any way.

It's even worse when these idiots apply it to movies and tv shows meant for children. What feminist message is there to be found in the 1984 version of Transformers? It was literally a fucking toy commercial. Trying to find political meaning in scripts written by people paid to make up new backstories and continuously retcon the original toyline's basic story for new toylines that a board of marketers conceptualized to sell is fucking ridiculous.

It's the whole "english teacher describes blue door" thing take to its worst extent. The door is fucking blue because the painter painted it that way, there's no hidden deeper meaning beneath it.
 
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