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He'd just lay on the surfboard and wait until the waves make him surf to the extreme!
Chris would be happy because this mean he finally has some hot pussies
What if Chris became invisible?
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What if Chris became invisible?
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We'd still be able to hear and smell him, unfortunately.
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He'd likely be rejected by them and join Venus in exile. I'm pretty sure he'd creep her out as a lesbian turtle kind of way.
What if Chris was under the impression he had 6 more months to live, would he try and turn his life around?
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He would finally have an excuse to eat loads of pizza all day long and he'd enjoy living in the sewers.
Knowing Chris, he would probably shit himself and do nothing, but he might also start going to Impulse every single day to speed up the process of finally getting china.
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Shit himself and do nothing, I'm afraid.
What if a Terminator came to our time to kill Chris?
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What if Impulse was actually the headquarters for a huge trolling scheme setting Chris up for some kind of Carrie-esque public humiliation?
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Chris would tell people that he knows them so people have to treat him with the same respect.
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FACK THE MICHAEL SNYDER!! HE NO GOOD JEW JABRONI LIKE THAT FACKIN' BRIAN BLAIR!! I SUPLEX HIM, PUT HIM IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH, FACK HIS ASS, BREAK HIS BACK AND MAKE HIM HUMBLE!!"
"SONICHU, NUMBER ONE! ROSECHU, NUMBER ONE! CLYDE CASH AH-PTOOEY!"
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He would be a top-tier privet detective, and Len Shaner would hire him to dox the trolls. An argument would break out over whether the trolls work for the railroad or 4_cent_garbage.
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Barb's Burgers?
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At this point, I don't think they'd be able to tell the difference.