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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
Where does Queefton go from here? He escaped relatively unscathed comparative to his other blunders. In that recent text log you get a sense that he feels almost emboldened by it except for the fact he can’t stream iCarly games on Twitch until June. Will he keep pumping out crappy cartoon essays until he fades into obscurity or will he accidentally stumble upon a new niche, leech off another segment of nerd culture and become known as the “____ guy” revered by nerdlings that cling onto him like the second coming of Wil Wheaton and Felicia Day until his snake oil runs out?
He's gonna troon out.
 
He's gonna troon out.
That or he'll try to neck himself in a bid for attention. Having only your crazy groupies as emotional support cannot be healthy. Quinton going the MovieBob route of becoming increasingly disliked and irrelevant is probably the least amusing option. That's why I'm personally holding out for the Hontra opium fueled troonout saga.
 
Wasn't he chasing Contro or whoever? What is up with this dude he talks about children's cartoons and thinks hes making art.
Oh, make no mistake, I'll bet you anything Contrapoint's inbox is just as full of Quinton as Lindsay's. Just dozens of creepy thirsty messages on a regular basis asking if they want to collab and just outright asking them out for dinner when he gets ignored. Quinton just unironically believes that being a content creator himself makes it not creepy when he starts being a nice guy™ to creators he likes.
 
I think the folly of guys like Quinton and Cinematic Venom is that they assume that women who beat the social justice drum, like Lindsay, Sarah Z, and Lupa, are going to be more tolerant of weak, depressed, awkward, habitually suicide threatening men.

They are not.

They are as repulsed by you as everybody else.
Wait you mean having the correct political views isn't a replacement for a deeply flawed personality and shit behaviour?
 
I don't really get what's so inappropriate about these. It's not like he asked her to suck his dick.
It is the fact that the writer (Quinton) comes off as extremely desperate to hang with Lindsay as he asks her out mutiple times without her responding once (from what is shown). Then he cowardly backs off the next day everytime he asks her to hangout, only for him to try again later. From what is shown, it makes the writer (Quinton) look like an obsessive associate trying to be friends with someone who isn't interested AT BEST.
 
It is the fact that the writer (Quinton) comes off as extremely desperate to hang with Lindsay as he asks her out mutiple times without her responding once (from what is shown). Then he cowardly backs off the next day everytime he asks her to hangout, only for him to try again later. From what is shown, it makes the writer (Quinton) look like an obsessive associate trying to be friends with someone who isn't interested AT BEST.
Yeah it might be a bit awkward but to be fair she didn't give him the courtesy of a straight "I'm not interested" or something to that effect, from what I can see in the messages. She just kind of ices him out and leaves him wondering. Besides, she's acting like he was soliciting sex from her when he was just awkwardly asking her out.
 
Yeah it might be a bit awkward but to be fair she didn't give him the courtesy of a straight "I'm not interested" or something to that effect, from what I can see in the messages. She just kind of ices him out and leaves him wondering. Besides, she's acting like he was soliciting sex from her when he was just awkwardly asking her out.
Remember, on twitter, awkwardly asking a female out is rape.
 
I don't really get what's so inappropriate about these. It's not like he asked her to suck his dick.
It's that he keeps messaging them despite them clearly ignoring him. If someone doesn't reply to you after 3 messages then they probably don't wanna talk with you. But Q's like:
>Wanna go out?
Silence
>Nevermind
Silence
>Seen your book
Silence
>I've burned the bridge haha
STILL SILENCE
>Wanna get diner?
....
>Oh that was bitchy
Silence

And judging by timestamps this's been going for almost half a year without (what looks like) any reply from Ellis

Besides, she's acting like he was soliciting sex from her when he was just awkwardly asking her out.
Nah they're both saying he's creep. The specific gripe is that he's a fanboy thinking he's owed attention because they said hi to him at Vidcon once or smth, just like MovieBlob
 
I think important thing here is that she's the part of the clique Q jerked off to in 2018. She's one of the "breadtubers" Q was hoping to become when he threw away what little online presence and credibility he had with his sperging over Trump, "anti transphobe" and unforgettable Hontra simping video. Sure some tards on r/BreadTube called him a breadtuber recently but by now breadtube is a joke even among lefties and all the ones Q aspired to (Philosophy Tube, Sarah Z, Ellis, Hontra, Hbomb, Shaun) called it cringe by now

So my theory is that, judging from him sliding into their DMs and trying to get their attention despite clearly getting none and the fact that he apparently was part of some facebook group with those lefty "celebs" and thinks hbomb "likes" him (which I doubt hbomb knows he likes Q), Q really considered himself a part of THE breadtube. Possibly some of those Ellis adjacent people said smth like "nice vid" in passing at one point and that he was once in their vicinity at vidcon which Q interpreted as them being buddies (see MovieRoberto thinking that his picture with Ellis meant they were friends), while they likely thought Q is just another autistic fat feminist 90% their audience consist of

Basically he simped not for the chick but for nostalgia her clout. I find it more believable that he saw Ellis and Sarah Z as a way to get into lefty e-celeb clique and from there on get a chance to suck his "Dark Queen's" dick (but he should hurry, bc it seems like Hontra's dick will get cut into stripes and inverted any day now)
That makes perfect sense, especially considering his soy-facing at all the numbers his Youtube channel was getting
 
I don't really get what's so inappropriate about these. It's not like he asked her to suck his dick.
There's a dozen ways Quinton could've gone about this without looking like a thirsty creep. The first message is fine, asking a complete stranger you only know through youtube to hang out irl is kinda creepy but not the end of the world. The real issue began when Moviebob 2.0 decided he had to try and savage the "friendship" he thought they had and kept obsessively messaging her for the next seven months without response, even months after he admittedly realized she didn't want to talk to him.

It's another situation that could've been easily avoided if Quinton wasn't autistic and completely socially inept, just like the Mumkey thing. Just like most cows on this site, Quinton is always going to be his own biggest troll.
 
Yeah it might be a bit awkward but to be fair she didn't give him the courtesy of a straight "I'm not interested" or something to that effect, from what I can see in the messages. She just kind of ices him out and leaves him wondering. Besides, she's acting like he was soliciting sex from her when he was just awkwardly asking her out.
It was cringe-inducing but ultimately harmless. He deserved to be goofed on but the way Ellis and Friends make a point to dunk on these little retards in public as a first response instead of a nice private "Bruh stop" is shitty.

Hilarious, but they're not good people. They're adults and need to act like it.
 
not necessarily sexually inappropriate, but reeks of a parasocial desperation to be part of the "cool kids" crowd
Yeah it's definitely embarrassing af.
Remember, on twitter, awkwardly asking a female out is rape.
Kind of what I'm getting at. It makes him look like a stooge, but also makes her look like a lunatic.
It's that he keeps messaging them despite them clearly ignoring him. If someone doesn't reply to you after 3 messages then they probably don't wanna talk with you.
And judging by timestamps this's been going for almost half a year without (what looks like) any reply from Ellis
Yeah but no response still leaves autists (if the guy isn't literally autistic he certainly looks and acts it) like this guy wondering if maybe they just didn't notice it. It's still kind of on her for not telling him no and leaving him wondering.
Nah they're both saying he's creep. The specific gripe is that he's a fanboy thinking he's owed attention because they said hi to him at Vidcon once or smth, just like MovieBlob
I mean he's just asking her out. It's not like he's screaming or all-caps'ing at her because she didn't reply. He even seems apologetic.
Both parties have problems.

Quinton needs to stop coming off like such a needy little mangina, and Lindsay and Sarah Z need to nut up and tell these guys they don't wanna be their friends instead of just trying to ignore them for years on end, because it obviously doesn't work.
That's sort of my take, though I'd add that they shouldn't try to parade them around like they threatened to rape them or acted crazy when they're just awkward nerds trying to ask a woman out.
There's a dozen ways Quinton could've gone about this without looking like a thirsty creep. The first message is fine, asking a complete stranger you only know through youtube to hang out irl is kinda creepy but not the end of the world. But Moviebob 2.0 decided he had to try and savage the "friendship" he thought they had and kept obsessively messaging her for the next seven months without response, even months after he admittedly realized she didn't want to talk to him.

It's another situation that could've been easily avoided if Quinton wasn't completely socially inept, just like the Mumkey thing. Just like most cows on this site, Quinton is always going to be his own biggest troll.
I don't know, it strikes me as more socially inept to act aghast at someone continuing to contact you when you haven't made any effort whatsoever to let them know that you're not interested. And like I said he comes off as autistic and maybe a little retarded, not creepy, imo.
 
not necessarily sexually inappropriate, but reeks of a parasocial desperation to be part of the "cool kids" crowd
Quinton is incredibly, blindingly autistic. As much as his other behavior can be criticized, this is completely due to him being improperly socialized and seemingly unable to approach women. Lindsay is bullying an autistic manchild merely for being an autistic manchild.
 
Yeah but no response still leaves autists (if the guy isn't literally autistic he certainly looks and acts it) like this guy wondering if maybe they just didn't notice it. It's still kind of on her for not telling him no and leaving him wondering.
Oh yeah 100% - Q's too socially inept to understand stuff like this (he literally can't function outside of his safe space), I don't think there was malice in his spreging there. Ellis and Z could've at least blocked him if they were so hellbent on not talking to him. This is like one of those shitty MeToo stories where it looks like the chick had some sperg pester her, gave him no pushback or even a hint that she's not interested and then was like "I wAs AbUsEd!1!"
And on the autistic point it's even more funny how they chose to solve this problem by basically making him a laughing stock - these are the people who 100% talk about "inclusivity for neuroatypical peopol" but here they are
 
He surely has put his weaponized autism beyond 11, could it really be that the fat cuck is on the spectrum?
I'm no doctor, but absolutely definitely 100% autistic. Normal adult humans to not love Garfield this much.
I think the folly of guys like Quinton and Cinematic Venom is that they assume that women who beat the social justice drum, like Lindsay, Sarah Z, and Lupa, are going to be more tolerant of weak, depressed, awkward, habitually suicide threatening men.

They are not.

They are as repulsed by you as everybody else.
Despite all the social justice rhetoric about deprogramming masculinity or what the fuck ever, they still deep down want men who act like men. This is why they flock to and obsess over traditionally masculine men. At least until that man does something "problematic" and they can resolve their inner turmoil by cancelling him.
 
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