Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

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Scuttlebug Jamboree said:

Stivitybobo talks about the SGDQ 2014 incident and the most recent accusation by Deb
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Deb made advances on me while I was inebriated, and she was sober. She grabbed my arm out of nowhere and put my finger in her mouth. She then pulled me onto a bed, cuddled me, and interlocked our fingers. This was all in the presence of Sam, who even approached me on my other side and started making comments such as “you’re so funny Stiv” and “we love you Stiv”.



Yeahhh...... no.
 
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I went looking for signs of FramePerfection and noticed one of his meltdown videos has vanished from Youtube, so I thought I'd find an archive of one of his best ones and post it here. He threw a tantrum and started banging on his keyboard and accidentally loaded a savestate, invalidating a 6-hour-long run.



At about 1:29 you can hear what a wasted life sounds like.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
I went looking for signs of FramePerfection and noticed one of his meltdown videos has vanished from Youtube, so I thought I'd find an archive of one of his best ones and post it here. He threw a tantrum and started banging on his keyboard and accidentally loaded a savestate, invalidating a 6-hour-long run.

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At about 1:29 you can hear what a wasted life sounds like.
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Kids, if your splits are that bad, maybe consider not playing that game.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
I went looking for signs of FramePerfection and noticed one of his meltdown videos has vanished from Youtube, so I thought I'd find an archive of one of his best ones and post it here. He threw a tantrum and started banging on his keyboard and accidentally loaded a savestate, invalidating a 6-hour-long run.

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At about 1:29 you can hear what a wasted life sounds like.
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That's in this video, which thankfully is still up.

 
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awoo said:
Karl Jobst had video suspecting LeKukie (Brazilian runner) SMB1 WR (highly contested, WRs get millions of views) of being illegitimate


3 days ago the run was finally verified by the mods and some people are suspicious in the comments

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/laxg3x/lekukies_455646_smb1_any_run_has_been_verified_8/
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And look who showed up.
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Seems like Karl's feeling bad about riling up the normies and using the guy to farm those sweet speedrun cheater views now that there's some doubt about it. I think the runner can get fucked since he's a known cheater but I don't like Karl either so whatever.

Here's a twitch clip where the runner talks about the Karl thing.
 
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tbf Karl did say there was no solid evidence of any cheating.
What he left out of the video is that LeKukie was practicing SMB1 for over a year on stream or something like that.
 
that kind of shit just makes me seriously marvel at how incredible error correction is
i mean, some series of engineers out there put their blood sweat and tears into crunching out the logic of storing extra data in just the right places, to find incredibly niche tricks and solutions to the problem of "This fucking dipshit is actually licking his discs and wiping it off on a non-absorbent pillowcase" and have the program still work.

retard-driven innovation is real and beautiful
 
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xXPurple_ShrekXx said:
We are reaching levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible
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I hate when speedrunners act so elitist in regard to what they do. It's such an infuriating autofellatio when they say shit like "pushing their art to the limit". Nigger, you play video games, sit the fuck down. Another retard that acts like this is "Waifu". I enjoy his stream but he's such an autist when talking about speedrunning; unironic fedora wearer too. I have to admit that, concerning the disc cleanliness, it is a surprising find and quite clever too.

On a second note, did SHiFT get a hair transplant? I thought this faggot was balding real bad hence why he used to wear hats 24/7.
 
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BLEACHED.COM said:
I hate when speedrunners act so elitist in regard to what they do. It's such an infuriating autofellatio when they say shit like "pushing their art to the limit". Nigger, you play video games, sit the fuck down. Another retard that acts like this is "Waifu". I enjoy his stream but he's such an autist when talking about speedrunning; unironic fedora wearer too. I have to admit that, concerning the disc cleanliness, it is a surprising find and quite clever too.

On a second note, did SHiFT get a hair transplant? I thought this faggot was balding real bad hence why he used to wear hats 24/7.
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That's nice fag
 
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BLEACHED.COM said:
I hate when speedrunners act so elitist in regard to what they do. It's such an infuriating autofellatio when they say shit like "pushing their art to the limit". Nigger, you play video games, sit the fuck down. Another retard that acts like this is "Waifu". I enjoy his stream but he's such an autist when talking about speedrunning; unironic fedora wearer too. I have to admit that, concerning the disc cleanliness, it is a surprising find and quite clever too.

On a second note, did SHiFT get a hair transplant? I thought this faggot was balding real bad hence why he used to wear hats 24/7.
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Sorry you suck at vidya?
 
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Untrue and Dishonest said:
New video about the gamer sweat strategy. They're considering banning it because it's hardware manipulation.
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I can't see this sticking (no pun intended) because how can one verify the integrity of the cleanliness of the disc?

Are runners gonna have to wipe down the disk on camera before every run?
 
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