/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Thomas Talus]

Hypothetically speaking, what happens if the shorts opt to dishonor their contracts? Just say "Piss off, we're not playing anymore, and we'll bury you if you try and sue us plus we have dirt on all the judges in SDNY"?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

So if I install Robinhood tonight, it'd get approved in time? Not entirely sure how the app works but I'm really interested now.

There is a period where you have to wait to invest. I think it was 48 hours. I don't remember cause that was 6 months ago

 

[NJBear]

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Would buying stocks at this stage of the game do anything? I'd like to make a couple bucks and/or stick it to some banking yuppies.

I put money into AMC and Nokia but their after market hours took a hurting (I got in at around 15-16 for AMC). Hoping it bounces back in the morning.

Hoping to make a couple bucks.

 

[american_amadan]

I wonder how this will affect crypto (price of selling and buying crypto with usd)

In theory watching the centralized institutions show how fragile they are buying crypto makes sense. That being said BTC will probably tank tomorrow. Who knows anymore, that's all the fun.

 

[The Big O]

I'm just an outsider whose only experience with anything stonks-related is Animal Crossing Turnips, but to know that in one day that Reddit (and I suppose /biz/ too) were able to fuck up a hedge fund this hard to illicit such a crybaby response from the MSM and possible response from the senile hologram-in-chief? And there's bound to be more of it tomorrow and Friday? You have my attention, good sirs.

 

[world of shit]

Would buying stocks at this stage of the game do anything? I'd like to make a couple bucks and/or stick it to some banking yuppies.

Depends on your goals. Do you want to make a bunch of money, stick it to the banks, or a little of both?

For profit, it's really uncharted territory. A the calls coming in on friday is going to be very interesting.
If you got the extra funds, maybe buy a little bit just so you can tell your grandkids you were there to help give a black eye to WS?

Disclosure: I bought shares at the top for the purpose of YOLO

 

[itskaon]

in all seriousness do you think the wall street jews will pressure the senate jews to pass some sort of law for this type of thing to never happen again?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

in all seriousness do you think the wall street jews will pressure the senate jews to pass some sort of law for this type of thing to never happen again?
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yeah they will target Robinhood and small investors.

 

[instythot]

Wall street didn't engineer the collapse of Occupy Wall street, they just learned from it. The left is completely incapable of standing up to the idpol types and those toxic faggots will ruin any attempt to organize or make any positive changes in society.

What we need to do is learn from Iceland last time around when these fucks come screaming for a bailout. A third of the population marching with torches to the parliament got icebank fingers out of public pockets pretty fucking quickly

 

[Terrorist]

Shitposting aside, in the end I'm impressed how even supposed "professionals" at Wall Street are as retarded as the people from /biz/ if not more so making fatal mistakes you'd only expect from dipshit normies. Greed is one hell of a drug.

Melvin Capital now being full on AlimonyHair.jpeg and possibly going bankrupt and unironically Kurt Cobaining themselves because of their own retardation is the natural outcome; some may call it poetic JUST-ice. Maybe Wall Street itself is the final harvest the Corn demands...

Many of these people got their jobs through nepotism and credentials, not merit. You don't need to be good at your job if you went to Harvard because your legacy dad donated a building.

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

Hypothetically speaking, what happens if the shorts opt to dishonor their contracts? Just say "Piss off, we're not playing anymore, and we'll bury you if you try and sue us plus we have dirt on all the judges in SDNY"?

An accelerationist's wet dream, I reckon.

 

[world of shit]

Hypothetically speaking, what happens if the shorts opt to dishonor their contracts? Just say "Piss off, we're not playing anymore, and we'll bury you if you try and sue us plus we have dirt on all the judges in SDNY"?

Then the men with the black vans come.

Seriously, won't come to that, because once intuitions say "fuck you I'm not paying" the world will burn.

Besides, why do that when you can just bribe a senator to give you 'stimulus money' to cover your costs?

Wall Street isn't mad they're losing money, they're mad that the peons are making them lose money.

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

In theory watching the centralized institutions show how fragile they are buying crypto makes sense. That being said BTC will probably tank tomorrow. Who knows anymore, that's all the fun.

Is there a strat for diversifying crypto investments?
I outta look into crytpo, but I don't want it ALL in BTC.

 

[Fougaro]

Speaking of history, Chris maced an employee at GameStop, Brianna Wu was found by Frank at GameStop, the infamous GameStop tranny incident and now Wall Street getting JUST-ed through GameStop. I'm sure I forgot to mention countless other incidents, but my point is that people were considering GameStop to be a dead business, when it is more like a cursed Native American graveyard.

At this point I'm convinced that if World War III happens or if the Archangel Gabriel sounds his horn to signal the end of the World, GameStop will be involved somehow. It's like there is something that is as blessed as it is unholy about that place...

 

[Full Race Replay]

Hypothetically speaking, what happens if the shorts opt to dishonor their contracts? Just say "Piss off, we're not playing anymore, and we'll bury you if you try and sue us plus we have dirt on all the judges in SDNY"?

Big bankers fighting by trial by combat!

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

It's called "GameStop"
But the games have only begun!

 

[american_amadan]

in all seriousness do you think the wall street jews will pressure the senate jews to pass some sort of law for this type of thing to never happen again?
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They will but with the entire world watching and seemingly everyone on WSBs side it won't go unnoticed. They are losing really badly right now and know it. They won't be able to quietly pass something. I can tell you that most Americans reading the news on this let out a nice "good...fuck them" after.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Is there a strat for diversifying crypto investments?
I outta look into crytpo, but I don't want it ALL in BTC.

/biz/ is shilling Rubic. Also Chain Link wouldn't hurt but I have very little in crypto.

Speaking of history, Chris maced an employee at GameStop, Brianna Wu was found by Frank at GameStop, the infamous GameStop tranny incident and now Wall Street getting JUST-ed through GameStop. I'm sure I forgot to mention countless other incidents, but my point is that people were considering GameStop to be a dead business, when it is more like a cursed Native American graveyard.

At this point I'm convinced that if World War III happens or if the Archangel Gabriel sounds his horn to signal the end of the World, GameStop will be involved somehow. It's like there is something that is as blessed as it is unholy about that place...

Are you telling me Power to the Players is a dog whistle?

 

[Bongocat]

What mechanisms prevent foreign money from playing the market from by proxy, cause if you're in a country with no extradition, could not you not just pump and dump all the time and catch no flack?

If you're even asking that question, you have no idea just how much overreach is involved with our banks. I'm surprised cash is even still allowed.