Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I wanna see a medley / mashup of "I hate you GREEDY!" with "Baby Ship":

"I hate your greedy baby ship
Never be filled with my baby drip
Head to toe in chains of woe
As we triangle trade around my dick

You're the titanic, im the 'berg
As I scream and autistically sperg
The biggest part of me remains unseen
You're lost to the sea
Forever lost to me

As my toaster-oven-lighthouse guides your GREED
Safely home to my smelly cot
Exhale peppermint on my crotch rot

As you crash into my bulk
I'm the Hulk
You wouldn't like me when I'm hangry...."

-fin-

(Now im almost as autistic as Lucas)

 

[WonderWino]

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Nothing strange about attributing love to a stranger that's just trying to use the microwave your fat ass is no doubt in the way of.

Love how smug the look on his face is as he says the most textbook incel shit.

Holy shit. That incel 'love is....' insanity sounds dangerously close to lahey's 'the liquor feels like....' rant

If lucas goes full lahey about little girls and telomeres that should be quite the experience

edit: can we imagine what it must be like if the tub of lard got a hobo girlfriend. I can’t wait for the videos that it would produce.

I very much doubt a single thing he said there actually happened. It reads word for word like a bunch of his obsessions and delusions all rolled into one. It also shows how 'I give you food you give me sex! you not agephobe!' caveman thinking and predatory behavior

I'm not in Spokane so I don't know for sure but wherever he's staying right now looks like a bunch of cots in an open room. Usually men and women are separated at shelters but it might be a very low barrier of entry place (I mean, Lucas is there...) where someone just monitors the room or something.

Even at low barrier shelters there is generally a requirement that male and female residents are separated, to avoid any incidents that might lead to police involvement and lawsuits. Especially if you have a shelter full of people like lucas

So apparently Lucas has decided that he's going to "Bounce the toaster oven, and get some poonaner for his trouble"....in other words, he's declared the toaster oven "his" area.

I'm surprised they let him get away with this.

They won't let him get away with it. That kind of territorial shit starts fights before very long, much like doing that kind of thing in prison. The second he gets territorial enough to tell someone its his area its going to cause a scene and they'll put a stop to that attitude real quick

And what? The girl said someone was getting a BJ? I reread that several times; nope, even with my fluency in Lucas-to-English it's Greek to me.

Wait til "Mommy" talks to another man in the shelter.

That whole exchange is one of the things that makes it quite obvious it never happened and is all in lucas's deranged head

Given the people who run jewels, I don't think they give a fuck who is around so long as they get that money.

They'll care if theres an incident involving someone like lucas and a young female resident and end up having to explain why they were stupid enough not to separate them during the inevitable lawsuit from said female resident. To say nothing of the fact feminist groups and human rights groups would have a field day jumping on that situation

There are feet under the one stall in the background. Can you imagine being in there listening to some lunatic asshole talking about turkey sandwiches and toaster ovens while you're trying to do your business?

That, plus the whole fact that lucas is eating said turkey sandwich in a homeless shelters bathroom, while a guy in taking a shit. Thats a horrifying place to eat, and doesn't seem to even occur to lucas that such behavior is not normal, or remotely sanitary. I mean what was he doing in there in the first place with a sandwich? Taking a shit himself? What did he do with the sandwich while he was doing that?

This sounds like Tubby's type of place. Low barrier and will be open year round. He will not be interested in the services used to assist people with finding employment. Oh, no, he is plenty good there. He has a job, don't you see? He does insult videos for $50! He is pretty good at insults and he has the Internet and a lot of free time. Plus, he gets a government check for being dumb and autistic.

Someone needs to take that toaster oven away from him. I thought he was most likely banned from using it. He is likely gonna set a fire in the kitchen. Then where will he and the rest of the hobos go? If he is harassing a girl in the shelter and referring to her as "gen Z woman", then this will not go well. I don't doubt he actually called a girl that as we know he has called that one catfish an "ovulator".

Indeed. We should start taking bets on how long it takes before lucas has another screaming at the security guard incident and gets banned from yet another shelter over a woman. Its part of his cycle and only a matter of time until it happens

You're the titanic, im the 'berg
As I scream and autistically sperg

Ok that one made me laugh so hard the dog jumped out of a dead sleep startled as fuck and started barking not knowing wtf was going on

 

[AnOminous]

The second he gets territorial enough to tell someone its his area its going to cause a scene and they'll put a stop to that attitude real quick

He'll be lucky if he doesn't get several dents in his head from that very toaster oven. He'd probably back down pretty quickly though.

 

[Wernology]

Here's the Toilet Turkey and both of his stupid songs where you don't have to give him views (and comments aren't off):

 

[IceQueen]

Here's the Toilet Turkey and both of his stupid songs where you don't have to give him views (and comments aren't off):

Klickitat you are the definition of a real MVP.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

How come, in every single photo, Lucas' head is always at the exact same off-angle?

Women don't want a man who only sees them as a means to have babies and sex. That Lucas doesn't understand this is why he will never find love.

 

[mothman96]

I'm wondering how old the woman we've heard in his videos is. If she's young enough Lucas may think she's 18 (maybe she is). If she is young the Freak for sure will be eyeballing her. What if all his talk is a made up story- (homeless girl into him)- but that's his insane way of making reference that he's got his sights on the woman whose voice we've heard.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I'm wondering how old the woman we've heard in his videos is. If she's young enough Lucas may think she's 18 (maybe she is). If she is young the Freak for sure will be eyeballing her. What if all his talk is a made up story- (homeless girl into him)- but that's his insane way of making reference that he's got his sights on the woman whose voice we've heard.

One Thing we know for sure is made up is the idea that the girl is into him.

We've seen before that Lucas is the king of misinterpreting signals as interest.

He thinks blushing means someone is sexually attracted to him. He mentioned an Asian girl at Rite Aid staring at him with "tears in her eyes, until her boyfriend pulled her away". Obviously that was not how it happened.

In fact he said that women are incredibly into him fairly regularly, and wanted to date him, and he's found his usual panoply of reasons to turn them down .

It's just the manic part of his cycle, where he decides he's "Lucas the lothario".

Assuming that this girl is somewhat Young , There's no doubt that she has no romantic interest in Lucas.

But it's also certain that he will misunderstand her lack of interest as the fault of outside parties "Cockblocking".

Perhaps its already begun?

 

[mothman96]

One Thing we know for sure is made up is the idea that the girl is into him.

We've seen before that Lucas is the king of misinterpreting signals as interest.

He thinks blushing means someone is sexually attracted to him. He mentioned an Asian girl at Rite Aid staring at him with "tears in her eyes, until her boyfriend pulled her away". Obviously that was not how it happened.

In fact he said that women are incredibly into him fairly regularly, and wanted to date him, and he's found his usual panoply of reasons to turn them down .

It's just the manic part of his cycle, where he decides he's "Lucas the lothario".

Assuming that this girl is somewhat Young , There's no doubt that she has no romantic interest in Lucas.

But it's also certain that he will misunderstand her lack of interest as the fault of outside parties "Cockblocking".

Perhaps its already begun?

Agree, any girl being interested in the Freak is his own delusion. If there is someone young (homeless girl or staff) at the shelter his insane mind can lead him to a repeat of what happened at HOC. We know HOC has security, don't know about the Cannon Shelter.

 

[WonderWino]

I'm wondering how old the woman we've heard in his videos is. If she's young enough Lucas may think she's 18 (maybe she is). If she is young the Freak for sure will be eyeballing her. What if all his talk is a made up story- (homeless girl into him)- but that's his insane way of making reference that he's got his sights on the woman whose voice we've heard.

Like has already been stated, at the very least, the fact that she is into him is definitely either a lie of a delusion on lucas's part. That said, lets assume this young girl actually exists as he claims. If she is what he claims she is she's almost guaranteed to be a runaway, and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out such a runaway was younger than she claims and trying to get away from her parents. She could very easily be older looking 14 - 17 and claiming to be 18 so she can stay at the shelter without the staff calling CPS and the cops to take her back to her parents. Its not an uncommon thing. Point being, lucas could be fixating on an underage girl at the shelter right now and not even realize it. If thats the case he's in for a world of trouble if he gets creepy with her and her real age slips out in a moment of 'get away from be you fucking pedo!' rage in his direction

The fact that lucas doesn't have enough sense to be wary of a supposed 18 year old girl in a homeless shelter tells you how much of an idiot he truly is. Not to mention this is a low barrier to entry shelter for the fuckups. One should ask themselves why exactly a supposed 18 year old girl would be staying in a shelter like that when there are more suitable womens shelters or at the very least other shelters with higher requirements for the kinds of people they let in. Its the kind of thing i'd expect from either a junky thats been busted and kicked out of every other shelter in the city or a predatory type that uses her young appearance as bait to target idiots and get money and food out of them and has been driven out of other shelters because word has gotten around in them about her

Point is, something odd is going on there if she actually exists

He thinks blushing means someone is sexually attracted to him. He mentioned an Asian girl at Rite Aid staring at him with "tears in her eyes, until her boyfriend pulled her away". Obviously that was not how it happened.

I don't know, I can see it happening as he said it did.....just not for the reasons he thinks. Lucas gets noticed staring at her, she stares back in horror realizing hes being a creep. Then the smell of unwashed hobo and stale piss hits her and her eyes begin to water. Her bf notices the smell and its origin and swoops in to get her away from lucas. Lucas assumes she wanted him and the bf just cockblocked him

 

[Amewsed]

Hmm. Maybe time to make a few bucks off of Flabio Pukas?

 

[Narr Then]

Where did Lucas develop such a refined palate? It’s not as if he’s ever traveled, had someone else cook for him or take him out to dinner, or eaten something more sophisticated or ethnic than a steakhouse in Spokane. Lucas is obsessed with food yet he knows next to nothing about it other than shoveling the same old crap in his mouth in the largest quantities possible.

He's still more of a foodie than Chantal.

 

[mothman96]

If the Freak has actual "true" fans they are Pedos/Incels like him.
ETA: With all the years he's been spewing his pedo insanity on his social media I can see it happening that he's attracted "like minded" people to him.

 

[wenttobermuda]

If the Freak has actual "true" fans they are Pedos like Lucas and/or other Incels like him.

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I admit my idiocy. Wernology is a cursed hobby, and every little bit of it diminishes me. I don't think that Lucas is an idiot, though.

He's a fat faggot.

I remain curious about the new damsel in distress at the shelter. I wonder if she's gotten around to Googling Lucas's name yet, or if she has an inkling of the peril she faces. A crazed ogre has her scent.

Life is strange, and there are all sorts of paths that could lead an 18 year old lass into Lucas's territory/the homeless shelter. Many of them are dark. Residency at the shelter implies a degree of vulnerability, and Lucas is a predator, however inept. I hope she's a plucky heroine and finds some way to defeat the ogre. And take all of his treasure.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If the Freak has actual "true" fans they are Pedos/Incels like him.

Incels even hate Lucas and are ashamed to be involved with him in any way.

 

[Wernology]

Something, something, bad angles.

 

[mothman96]

Incels even hate Lucas and are ashamed to be involved with him in any way.

I wouldn't make it a blanket statement.

ETA:
Oh man, this from the Freak who can't take of himself.

 

[IceQueen]

He's still more of a foodie than Chantal.

I think it’s less that he’s a “foodie” or “has a refined palette” and more just that he’s a gluttonous troll who will eat anything. He buys/orders certain foods like prime rib, steak, and seafood because he thinks it’s impressive, and then maybe finds out by accident that he likes them. But as we’ve seen, left to his own devices Lucas makes DISGUSTING food that no other person would want to eat, so his palette is pretty horrifying, but he’ll eat anything, so sometimes he eats/buys things that actually are good.

 

[Narr Then]

I think it’s less that he’s a “foodie” or “has a refined palette” and more just that he’s a gluttonous troll who will eat anything. He buys/orders certain foods like prime rib, steak, and seafood because he thinks it’s impressive, and then maybe finds out by accident that he likes them. But as we’ve seen, left to his own devices Lucas makes DISGUSTING food that no other person would want to eat, so his palette is pretty horrifying, but he’ll eat anything, so sometimes he eats/buys things that actually are good.

Same with chinny, except rather than ribs, steak or seafood, she goes for 10 McDonald's burgers, arbys or taco bell. And her home cooking looks like cat vomit with half a kilo of parmesan dust on top.

Lucas' palate is far from refined, but he still has more taste than foodie booby.

They're both insane incels tho. If Lucas would lower his standards to something more realistic, they'd be a perfect match.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

"I want to take care of you" but the only example he can give is that he will cook for her, or if he's feeling too lazy for that, take her out to eat. It really is amazing how important food is to him, and how he feels that his ability to provide it (via EBT and other forms of welfare) proves he is a viable mate and masculine provider figure. No plan as to how he would provide a wife and kids with income, shelter, the basics of an independent life. And of course no concept that a woman might be looking for higher things in a relationship, like an intelligent soul who shares their interests, or a genuinely caring non-narcissist who she can have an equal and honest emotional relationship with, or a non-insane, mature man who can be a good father to their kids. It's been said before but he really does have a caveman mentality, "me give you meat, me fuck you now". Oh, and the combination of "#feminism" with "if you just want to chill and be pretty" is *chef's kiss*