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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
Sitting on $40 in tips, and he's singing and laughing.. It's so obvious when he's sitting on tips.

Edit: Apparently not sitting on any tips, as he clockedgout with $42. I'll take my medicine on that one. Good job, Phil, you got me there.
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There could have been a donation behind the scenes and kept hush hush to help him out.
 
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YokuNama said:
"Does your wife brag about you at work"

Phil - "I don't know we have fun and we talk about how her day went. Stop asking stupid questions."

Well first of all what she talks about at work would be "part of her day" and second he knows she doesn't talk about him at work because she would be thoroughly embarrassed. If she does get asked what her husband does she probably says he runs an online business and then completely changes the topic to avoid discussing details.
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It was such a softball question, too. Going straight for the semantics argument that he doesn't know because he's not there (no fucking shit) shows it's a very touchy subject. Phil is just upset because he knows deep down that nobody would ever brag about being with him. He sure as shit doesn't brag about Kat anymore so he just assumes she must not do the same, or he tells her not to talk about him. Phil has most likely never met her coworkers outside of whenever he waddles into the store for his weekly grocery shopping. They see him and probably think he's living off worker's comp from an accident he had.
 
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hundredthousand said:
Yeah pretty sure Kat makes sure to never tell anyone her husband is a "streamer". First question would be, oh, what's his name.

Then they google darksydephil and never talk to her again.
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I guarentee the Khet's co-workers have heard of Phil

''Oh, It's that guy''

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Everyone outside of the Goutsphere talking about Phil, forever and ever will know him as ''That guy who jerk off infront of a children''
 
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I know I'm super late on this, but remember a couple of months back when we were talking about Phil and his so-called "Sylvanio thumb"? A few days ago the topic popped back into my mind, and I realized that "Sylvanio" sounds an awful lot like "Sylvania", a company that makes TV remotes.

Sounds to me like "Sylvania thumb" would be a condition that his dad jokingly made up to refer to his wife's excessive channel surfing, to the point that her thumb gets swollen and sore.

Naturally, young Philliam overheard this, misinterpreted it, and in his MUHCHUR ADOLT years, decided to give it an awthenic Itaaahlyin twist to make it sound more exotic.
 
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Preferred Penne said:
I know I'm super late on this, but remember a couple of months back when we were talking about Phil and his so-called "Sylvanio thumb"? A few days ago the topic popped back into my mind, and I realized that "Sylvanio" sounds an awful lot like "Sylvania", a company that makes TV remotes.

Sounds to me like "Sylvania thumb" would be a condition that his dad jokingly made up to refer to his wife's excessive channel surfing, to the point that her thumb gets swollen and sore.

Naturally, young Philliam overheard this, misinterpreted it, and in his MUHCHUR ADOLT years, decided to give it an awthenic Itaaahlyin twist to make it sound more exotic.
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Given that Sylvanio thumb turns up no results on google...you may be on to something. Something hysterical.
 
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Preferred Penne said:
I know I'm super late on this, but remember a couple of months back when we were talking about Phil and his so-called "Sylvanio thumb"? A few days ago the topic popped back into my mind, and I realized that "Sylvanio" sounds an awful lot like "Sylvania", a company that makes TV remotes.

Sounds to me like "Sylvania thumb" would be a condition that his dad jokingly made up to refer to his wife's excessive channel surfing, to the point that her thumb gets swollen and sore.

Naturally, young Philliam overheard this, misinterpreted it, and in his MUHCHUR ADOLT years, decided to give it an awthenic Itaaahlyin twist to make it sound more exotic.
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Phil has a bizarre explanation for everything about his fucked up body. Inheriting gout from his aunt, his mom combing his hair causing his baldness, saggy tits are actually leftover muscle from his bodybuilder days, his fat thumb being some weird Italian trait that runs in his family, whatever the excuse, the important thing to remember is that none of it is his fault. Nothing he could do!
It could be a hilarious misunderstanding like you're suggesting, but it's just as likely Phil made up some bullshit on the spot.
 
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Has Phil ever explained why he still does all of his "fan" related voting on his forums? He hasn't visited his forum since January 14, and since it became even more dictatorial with KG as mod, most of his regulars don't want to go there. Is it simply just to feed his ego? He could just do a much quicker vote on twitch or something.
 
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Nice to know Phil is still somehow milking Yakuza. I did not think that possible but keep that redundancy up, helps with views ;)

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Even going as far back as five years ago that monitor is really under par. I think its to make people think they are hard up or something?
I mean hell im an admitted poor and for like 400$ you can buy a TV with all the hookups you could ask for and it be the size of the wall..... All the pictures show is how pre made food bloats you up to be a patient for Doctor Nowzaradan, the angelic lil man that he is.

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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
Has Phil ever explained why he still does all of his "fan" related voting on his forums? He hasn't visited his forum since January 14, and since it became even more dictatorial with KG as mod, most of his regulars don't want to go there. Is it simply just to feed his ego? He could just do a much quicker vote on twitch or something.
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He has often said its just a place for his polls so he doesn't care about the forums. Not really a valid excuse but the one he gives most
 
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
Has Phil ever explained why he still does all of his "fan" related voting on his forums? He hasn't visited his forum since January 14, and since it became even more dictatorial with KG as mod, most of his regulars don't want to go there. Is it simply just to feed his ego? He could just do a much quicker vote on twitch or something.
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He hasn't visited there logged in as himself since January 14. He watches that place like a hawk (or has one of his fellators do it for him), just like he does with Twitter and his sub here. When MoraMoira or whatever called him out on the latest batch of WWE Champions proof he dropped the hammer on him almost immediately.
 
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
Has Phil ever explained why he still does all of his "fan" related voting on his forums? He hasn't visited his forum since January 14, and since it became even more dictatorial with KG as mod, most of his regulars don't want to go there. Is it simply just to feed his ego? He could just do a much quicker vote on twitch or something.
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Control. He can ban anyone who dares speak against him, leaving only the most malleable tards to vote as he directs them to.
 
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Control. He can ban anyone who dares speak against him, leaving only the most malleable tards to vote as he directs them to.
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Beat me to it.

It's the same reason why DSP is the only streamer I've ever seen that enters his tips/totals manually. He needs full controls over it. Not only to prevent troll names from making the leaderboard, but also to manipulate the tips total to whatever he likes.
 
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