"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[JY's Tampon]

He means the warmth emanating from his latest in-pants bowel movement.

Man, he is absolutely furious that we see through his bullshit. He only starts making these impotent physical threats when he’s at maximum tard-rage.

Hey Phil, do you remember when you said you were going to track us all down and kill us with your toy gun? What happened, man? That was like two years ago. Come and get us, fatty.

Phil it should be pretty easy. Just look for the surveillance van with the 2 guys doubled over with laughter in the front.

 

[CheesyBoy]

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Where is the delivery van?

How exactly does he expect to do that? Does he think Kiwi Farms is an actual, physical place? It's not like most of us have given away our locations (at most someone might mention what state they're from, or tell us which high-population city they live in, but no one is giving out their address here). It's not like anyone here is using their real names or posting pictures of themselves. How does he know anyone on this site actually exists?

Phil, how the fuck do you expect to have a physical confrontation with any of the people pointing and laughing at you on this forum?

 

[The Un-Clit]

How exactly does he expect to do that? Does he think Kiwi Farms is an actual, physical place? It's not like most of us have given away our locations (at most someone might mention what state they're from, or tell us which high-population city they live in, but no one is giving out their address here). It's not like anyone here is using their real names or posting pictures of themselves. How does he know anyone on this site actually exists?

Phil, how the fuck do you expect to have a physical confrontation with any of the people pointing and laughing at you on this forum?

He dosen't. It's just impotent rage-filled tardposting, like he does several times a year whenever shit goes bad for him and the users of the Farms either find out or guess correctly.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How exactly does he expect to do that? Does he think Kiwi Farms is an actual, physical place? It's not like most of us have given away our locations (at most someone might mention what state they're from, or tell us which high-population city they live in, but no one is giving out their address here). It's not like anyone here is using their real names or posting pictures of themselves. How does he know anyone on this site actually exists?

Phil, how the fuck do you expect to have a physical confrontation with any of the people pointing and laughing at you on this forum?

It’s his standard procedure when he’s absolutely blinded by rage. He lets his violent power fantasies spill out into the real world with no regard for how retarded it makes him sound.

He’s been promising to kill us for years, but we all know he can’t pull a trigger with his fat fingers, he can’t aim with his eyes at two different levels, and he’s too special-needs to be allowed to buy a real firearm.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He’s been promising to kill us for years, but we all know he can’t pull a trigger with his fat fingers, he can’t aim with his eyes at two different levels, and he’s too special-needs to be allowed to buy a real firearm.

This is a guy who talked a friend (Jake Jepsen) into taking him shooting, used his own plates as targets then E-beged for more plates afterwards.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

How exactly does he expect to do that? Does he think Kiwi Farms is an actual, physical place? It's not like most of us have given away our locations (at most someone might mention what state they're from, or tell us which high-population city they live in, but no one is giving out their address here). It's not like anyone here is using their real names or posting pictures of themselves. How does he know anyone on this site actually exists?

Phil, how the fuck do you expect to have a physical confrontation with any of the people pointing and laughing at you on this forum?

It’s called being an internet tough guy. Phil talks like he’s a super soldier, but the second someone looks at him the wrong way, he waddles away and shits himself in fear.

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

Hola Phil, te importaría poner tu dinero donde está tu boca, maricón?
2200 EST, 02/06/2021, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Trae todos los cobardes camaradas que tú quieras; nosotros iremos a prisión, pero todos ustedes irán a la morgue.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

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Where is the delivery van?

hmm, don't forget Spanish, there have been enough kiwifarmers who understand the language of Spanish to know you Phil doesn't speak it

Stalking!?!? By monitoring official PRC/Antifa diplomatic public releases on social media? nooo phil....bad diplomat..bad..no cheese for you
Since Phil holds a diplomatic position now, he's a public figure.

 

[AnOminous]

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You called it. Phil is a man without a country in Portland.

UPDATE: *I consider myself antifa regardless of it's members wanting nothing to do with me.
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Going to marches alone. No one e-begging on your behalf. Phil, maybe you should buy yourself a cake to cheer you up.

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By heat do you mean pepper spray?

He means the hot load of runny diarrhea in his pants when he sharts himself in fear every time he sees someone he imagines is a Kiwi.

Ah yes, as I recall, he lost that fight. With a potato.

This doesn't get enough airplay.

Phil losing a knife fight to a potato. Phil had a knife, and the potato was unarmed, and he still couldn't defeat it. And this moron thinks his threats mean anything.

 

[Alex Krycek]

He means the hot load of runny diarrhea in his pants when he sharts himself in fear every time he sees someone he imagines is a Kiwi.

The other great irony is that this thread isn't exactly a large one by site standards and even then only a few dozen users even keep up with his antics anymore. There's people who ask me what he's up to now and again because they don't care enough to comment on the thread or monitor it because the fact is he's boring and only funny when he tard rages.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

He means the hot load of runny diarrhea in his pants when he sharts himself in fear every time he sees someone he imagines is a Kiwi.

This doesn't get enough airplay.
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Phil losing a knife fight to a potato. Phil had a knife, and the potato was unarmed, and he still couldn't defeat it. And this moron thinks his threats mean anything.

God, I miss those Sharpie eyebrows. That was the best bit. I blame Toren for talking him out of them.

 

[Old Fart]

If Phil, I mean Isabel, moves to China he'll have to put up a fight for his, eh her right because the Chinese top brass don't like them uppity wimmens very much it seems.

At the end of the Chinese Communist Party's 19th Congress, the new Politburo Standing Committee was revealed: seven middle aged men in dark suits, without a woman to be seen. There has never been a female member of the Standing Committee.

Of the 2,280 delegates at that Congress, fewer than a quarter were women.
Of the 89.4 million members of the Chinese Communist Party, just under 23 million are women - that's 26%.
[...]
And women make up 24% of China's National Congress - the sprawling national parliament. You don't have to be a Communist Party member to sit on that.

Women are less represented the higher up the political tree you climb. After the last Congress in 2012, only 33 women sat on the Central Committee which elects the powerful Politburo - that's 9%. Only two of the 25 members of that Politburo were women - 8%.

Reality Check: Does China's Communist Party have a woman problem?

How badly are women represented in China's Communist Party and how does it compare?

www.bbc.com

 

[Tragi-Chan]

God, I miss those Sharpie eyebrows. That was the best bit. I blame Toren for talking him out of them.

That was his chola phase. I reckon we’ll get a yellowface phase in the not-too-distant future.

You know , I think the last time he tard raged this hard against us was when we accused him of lying about getting his cock chopped off. And given that he definitely is lying about being in with Antifa...

 

[CheesyBoy]

That was his chola phase. I reckon we’ll get a yellowface phase in the not-too-distant future.

"Herro, Antifa. It appears I was mistaken about being Ratinx, I am actuarry Chinese!"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Phil, how the fuck do you expect to have a physical confrontation with any of the people pointing and laughing at you on this forum?

He has the same understanding of Kiwifarms as Chris Chan did when he spoke about 4-cent_garbage.com

Hola Phil, te importaría poner tu dinero donde está tu boca, maricón?
2200 EST, 02/06/2021, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Trae todos los cobardes camaradas que tú quieras; nosotros iremos a prisión, pero todos ustedes irán a la morgue.

¡Jajaja, piensas que Phil iría a una lucha en lugar de hacer tuits y comprar porras pintadas con la bandera trans!
En serio, soy inglés y no tengo ni el dinero ni el tiempo por ir a Gringolandia, pero una cosita es muy clara. Cuando tus «camaradas izquierdas» u «embajadores a la República Popular de China» pueden, me gustaría si te volaran a Inglaterra y si me puede luchar allí. Luchame, maricón retrasado, o callate esa boca de mierda que con siempre nos hablas.

Hay otra cosa que quisiera decir aquí. Phil, siempre has dicho que eres un boricua. Por eso, deberías conocer la idioma castellana. Si eres, de verdad, puertoriqueño, ¡hablame en español! Lees este hilo, como hoy vimos a las 6, y si puedes entender que ha dicho en este mensaje, haz un respuesta en español por Twitter. Pero sé que no lo harás, porque eres tan latino que Robert Francis O'Rourke y que Rachael Dolezal.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I'm already bored with today's bouncing and squeaking. Jonathan Yaniv got his door kicked in by the police and is going after them. Talk to us when you put your money where your mouth is Phil.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"Herro, Antifa. It appears I was mistaken about being Ratinx, I am actuarry Chinese!"

Phirip Haskin-Derici

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

 

[Grand Fucktard]

violence? But phil, you've already hurt me deeply.
We are just looking out for your well being so you can follow the directives of the People's government and mitigate your failed male status for the glory of the workers

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/05/world/asia/china-masculinity-schoolboys.html

it is disrespectful to the chairman to pervert the great leap forward into the great waddle in place as you are doing


I do have a request though -- PLEASE Phil, Please...BECOME the weapon "Learn" Kung-Fu

 

[Spiteful Crow]

God, I miss those Sharpie eyebrows. That was the best bit. I blame Toren for talking him out of them.

Imagine Shrek drunkenly stomping up to Philthy and just being like "No honey. You're going to have to lose that sharpie shit."