Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

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The shown illustrations have nothing to do with the indicated cards. It's just queers voguing for soft-core porn using a cultural relic as a pretense. If anything could be called cultural appropriation this would be it, but alas, racism can only go one way.
That said, tarot has already been colonised by woke white girls who hate the Church but want some form of spirituality.
 
People worshipping Loki who clearly just think he's the indie band version of Satan make me want to commit die
I feel like they just gloss over that whole "murdering Baldur" thing.
How can one person be so thoroughly pleb and based at the same time? How has your existence not caused a metaphysical implosion or blackhole by now?
I'll read pretty much anything that sounds halfway interesting.
If Azathoth is God, does that mean that Lovecraft's cat is the patron saint of shitposters?
Yes.
 
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Everyday the wind blows somewhere on this earth angie is attention whoring.

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Add some period blood in a shot glass to wash it down.

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Most people have one of these letters in their name.

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Have sex under the moon, it will be so traumatized that it'll show up in your dreams instead.

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Good, cause I sure can't decipher you.

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How do you know that Apollo doesn't think you're a failure?
 
She knows it's retarded. Angie fully knows this whole thing is retarded and is laughing at it yet she still decides to be part of it.
I just don't get it.
Maybe we should mail angie some Kraft parmesan so she'll be nice to us again.
We have to let her go, bro.
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But drinking a lot of water makes me pee.

Clearly it broke because the spell proved she doesn't have enough self-love and is lacking protection! Quick, she must set at least 13 candles (lucky number for witches, unlucky for everyone else) all around her bedroom at the edges of furniture (for maximum magic) and leave them teetering aflame for no less than eight hours while she is at work.
When she returns she will finally see her self-love spell come true.
/r/realwitchcraft
As opposed to the silliness of the other subreddits.
Imagine being this person. Imagine.
Do you think they have Carbonation Grimace?
Good to see a cameo of witchfats, too. Also lol at that one basically calling for help to magic away the TERFs. "The policing of gender toilets is a waste of government funds" reads like a pervert trying not to get caught.
All of these are such pure gold and it's just never ending no matter where you go. Like, we already had "Queering the Tarot" but now we've got "Black Queering the Tarot" or whatever. Just print out the list of the "progressive stack" and draw a pentagram on it. Make millions.

LOOK at all that! I know I can earn my fair share of puzzle pieces but just look at that eruption of words and pseud just to essentially stroke someone else's and their own ego. You know what the actual response to "I wish I didn't care what other people think" is?
"If you really cared you wouldn't dye your eyebrows green. Everyone thinks you look ridiculous. Stop it."
"Yeah but I--"
Yeah that crying face emoji seems pretty appropriate. Don't buy your imaginary friend Valentine's Day candy just because you never receive any. Be like the rest of us normal single people--pretend the day doesn't exist.
Which it doesn't, and neither does loneliness. Also it frequently rains in my room but only down my face. Should figure out where that leak is coming from one of these days...
 
Seriously, what's with all these fat ugly bitches worshipping goddesses if beauty and love? Don't they know anything about their mythology or are they just applying Christian teaching to something that isn't Christian?
To be honest, they are in the phase “eff you mom, dad and Jesus.”
And they only know the tumblr version of mythology
 
Gather my friends! For I, the Great Witch NoReturn, have a prediction!

✨🌟✨If you have the letters, A, E, I, O, U or sometimes Y in your name, you will need to piss within the next 24 hours!✨🌟✨
Oh my god, I’m literally shaking right now.
I need to fill my magic jar with Cinnamon Sticks and thumbtacks 😭😭😭
Emoji magic to delay the need to go to bathroom
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Like to charge, reblog to deploy

I hate myself for this
 
Gather my friends! For I, the Great Witch NoReturn, have a prediction!

✨🌟✨If you have the letters, A, E, I, O, U or sometimes Y in your name, you will need to piss within the next 24 hours!✨🌟✨
My name's Zqfmgb.

Guess I'll never need to use the toilet then.
So Dionysus worship?
When I see Tumblr witches I'm reminded of Elagabalus.
 
Yeah but whatever else can be said of the bachan mysteries at least you got laid and partied. Frankly if these modern tumbr types had drunken orgies out in the woods it'd make them more respectable since their's an obvious gain there.
If memory serves me rightly, the cult of Bacchus was more of a glorified drinking party than anything, most objections to it were on the basis that plebians and freedmen used it to mix with patricians or that it was Greek in origin, and Livy describing it as some sort of wild sex party is on the same level and should be taken as seriously as Jack Chick describing games of D+D as an excuse for Satanism.
A whole block of cheese?
 
If memory serves me rightly, the cult of Bacchus was more of a glorified drinking party than anything, most objections to it were on the basis that plebians and freedmen used it to mix with patricians or that it was Greek in origin, and Livy describing it as some sort of wild sex party is on the same level and should be taken as seriously as Jack Chick describing games of D+D as an excuse for Satanism.
Maybe, but I think when it comes to the Greeks and Rome itself we always run into this problem of what sources to disregard and what to take into account. Just because some people may have exaggerated certain things, or just because something is interpreted through a particular perspective, doesn't mean the historical account should just be tossed aside.
Maybe the Bacchus bros weren't humping goats in drug-fueled orgies but that people would get drunk and have orgies at all isn't that crazy, especially for ancient Rome which essentially invented the term "dumpster baby"

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Gender might be dead but so is the look in your eyes.
That's one of those faces where the longer you look at it the more hollow the "smile" appears until you start to see the deep concern buried in the eyes.
I bet this person leads a rich, fulfilling life just Queering all over that Tarot.
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And then she snuck some of her period blood into my spaghetti 0/10 would not fuck again.
"She beckons me with her deep wetness. Not a moment, or shallow warm folds of skin, but secrets that run as endless as the ocean. I enter her, sink, and I'm sucked[...]"
It's like it's written by someone who never read a book. Their only exposure to books was through some poetry written on collectables in a walking simulator game and ironic experpts from sitcom gags.
 
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