Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Marvin]

I've been curious about the story behind the picture of Chris with a blue towel over his head but can't find it on the wiki, would someone be kind enough to explain it for me?

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV

The up and coming young troll, JenkinsJinkies, wrote an EPIC article about some coffee shop he goes to. We were impressed by his amazing troll acumen at such a young age, so we invited him to join our inner circle. But he had to make a video application. So he covered his head in a tshirt and filmed it in the dressing room at goodwill.

Amanda also really Opens Up for the Black People; she would be most friendly to any of the black people. Uncle Ruckus would really kick the shit out of the bitch for not treating us white people with good kindness and respect. All of the seinors who loyally come in for their daily morning bread would just itch for the chance to smack her ass and crack her china in due respect to the harassment she has butthurt unto them.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Does Chris use any of his CWC-isms anymore? He doesn't seem to 'censor' his speech at all anymore.

The great Facebook post of '13 revealed that he was still using "Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor," "Boyfriend-free girl," and "Monthly Tugboat." He seems to have moved on from "duck" and "China" as his recent Facebook posts possess a horrifying bluntness regarding what he thinks of his genitals.

 

[asperhes]

He seems to have moved on from "duck" and "China" as his recent Facebook posts possess a horrifying bluntness regarding what he thinks of his genitals.

Not really, he's moved on to "Ugly Growth" and "Grateful Part." He still shies away from thinking too directly about his wiener.

He's a lot more comfortable about saying vagina. I don't know what slang terms he's using nowadays, but in the past he's been known to say "vag" or "pussay." Chris has always been a weird combination of Honest Content and euphemisms.

 

[navydeckink]

Is Chris drinking when he goes to Impulse?

 

[Betachu]

Is Chris drinking when he goes to Impulse?

Depends, has he drinken since his Big Night out?

 

[RequiredName]

Will the continuances outlast the statute of limitations on assault?

 

[AnOminous]

Will the continuances outlast the statute of limitations on assault?

Statute of limitations applies to starting the prosecution. It's already started well within the s.o.l.

 

[Marvin]

Depends, has he drinken since his Big Night out?

Chris drinks sometimes. Just not very often.

 

[Betachu]

Chris drinks sometimes. Just not very often.

Has anyone ever seen him get groceries or the inside of fridge following the BNO? If there are no signs of beer or whatnot around his house he probably gets it at Impulse.

 

[Marvin]

Has anyone ever seen him get groceries or the inside of fridge following the BNO? If there are no signs of beer or whatnot around his house he probably gets it at Impulse.

Oh yeah, I really doubt he buys alcohol for home consumption.

 

[Lipitor]

Is Chris drinking when he goes to Impulse?

When he drinks he buys those dumb cocktails in can. Impulse doesn't really have a full bar. It's above a stereotypical "dirty Chinese restaurant". It's a dump. They pretty much only serve canned products (maybe bottles too I don't remember). Chris could get decent beer, but he chooses terrible premixed canned drinks. He only drinks a couple and stops an hour before he has to drive home. He has no alcoholic tendencies. He does drink enough to get tipsy though from time to time.

Oh yeah, I really doubt he buys alcohol for home consumption.

I don't think so either. But he has a paid annual membership to Impulse, and that grants him the right to BYOB, which he never does even though it's undoubtfully much cheaper.

 

[Barley]

he has a paid annual membership to Impulse

Woah, really? I never heard of annual memberships for these things, is there any particular special benefit for Chris?
Seems kinda unnecessary considering he doesn't even go so frequently anyway

 

[Lipitor]

Woah, really? I never heard of annual memberships for these things, is there any particular special benefit for Chris?
Seems kinda unnecessary considering he doesn't even go so frequently anyway

You get reduced cover charges and you can BYOB. It's not that expensive and probably a good value for him. It also has the intangible benefit of allowing him to pay for the feeling of having a place to belong.

 

[Marvin]

Woah, really? I never heard of annual memberships for these things, is there any particular special benefit for Chris?
Seems kinda unnecessary considering he doesn't even go so frequently anyway

Oh no, he goes like every week.

 

[Barley]

Oh no, he goes like every week.

I see. Well, that makes it even better for him, I thought he went just like 1 day every week or something along those lines.

 

[Marvin]

I see. Well, that makes it even better for him, I thought he went just like 1 day every week or something along those lines.

Oh yeah, that's what I meant. He goes once a week. But, 52 weeks out of a year, it might make sense, make him feel like he belongs. Of course, it doesn't make financial sense, but then again, that's not what Chris is going for anyway. Otherwise, he'd bring his own booze.

 

[timtommy]

Depends, has he drinken since his Big Night out?

Chris drinks sometimes. Just not very often.

But does he drinken?

 

[Lipitor]

Oh yeah, that's what I meant. He goes once a week. But, 52 weeks out of a year, it might make sense, make him feel like he belongs. Of course, it doesn't make financial sense, but then again, that's not what Chris is going for anyway. Otherwise, he'd bring his own booze.

Depends. Has to be a non-gay male themed night. so he'll go if its a tranny night or a burlesque night. tranny nights are very common however burlesque nights only a couple times a year. Gay male nights are about once a month so not that common but it will deter him from going. so I'd say he's averaging about 3 times a month.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The Ruckersville, VA article on Wikipedia is semi-protected. And guess who most of the talk page is about.

 

[Florence]

I wonder what Chris' parkay video would be like if Guile's Theme was playing over it.

The Ruckersville, VA article on Wikipedia is semi-protected. And guess who most of the talk page is about.

@champthom's being called a white knight