DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Bored Euro Trash]

Phil should move Kat's sister in and have her rent a room from them, He could also help her set up a twitch and onlyfans to finally get money out of Derich. That way he would have even more money for Champions and nice days out.

Jenna is about to set up an Onlyfans, supposedly this month. That's what she's saying anyway. Not sure if I believe her.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

She wouldn't last 30 minutes on any platform with how frequently she calls people niggeRs.

has anyone got a recent picture of her?
fuckers hairline is worse then pills

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

You KNOW DSP would be vulnerable as fuck to Brazy’s sexual prowess and financial desperation. She’d whip his little chode out for $100 and keep it a secret from Kat. Could be a decent situation for Phil honestly.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Jenna is about to set up an Onlyfans, supposedly this month. That's what she's saying anyway. Not sure if I believe her.

It would be hilarious if Jenna ends up making more money on OnlyFans than Phil within a short time frame.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

You KNOW DSP would be vulnerable as fuck to Brazy’s sexual prowess and financial desperation. She’d whip his little chode out for $100 and keep it a secret from Kat. Could be a decent situation for Phil honestly.

Phillup has the libido (and sex appeal) of a brick wall. No way he's ever having sex again, except maybe if he's held at gunpoint.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Now that his consumer debt has largely been swept away, his situation is, relatively, more dire. Before, it would be okay if he missed a payment on something they were all credit cards and the balance would just carry over. But now all of his bills is shit like the mortgage and buying games for his job. Probably why he's feeling the squeeze so much sooner than pre-bankruptcy.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Jenna is about to set up an Onlyfans, supposedly this month. That's what she's saying anyway. Not sure if I believe her.

It would be hilarious if Jenna ends up making more money on OnlyFans than Phil within a short time frame.

That's a given. Especially if she uses the name DSPsisinlaw

 

[Friendly Primarina]

I don think Phil's current begging is sustainable (). In the space of two years we've gone from $50 being a good stream, then $100 and now $200. He can't keep upping the ante like this. Some of his whales are rich but they're not that rich and you know he's retarded enough to ask for $1k a stream.

 

[tzgnilki]

She wouldn't last 30 minutes on any platform with how frequently she calls people niggeRs.

someone get her on bitwave

 

[Crooked 16th]

Jenna is about to set up an Onlyfans, supposedly this month. That's what she's saying anyway. Not sure if I believe her.

Wonder if it will be an instant ban if you subscribed to her

 

[Totally Awesome]

I don think Phil's current begging is sustainable (). In the space of two years we've gone from $50 being a good stream, then $100 and now $200. He can't keep upping the ante like this. Some of his whales are rich but they're not that rich and you know he's retarded enough to ask for $1k a stream.

He had to lower it back to $100 and beg more. Nobody wants to donate because they are either banned, dislike Phil, or don't want to get doxxed. Phil is doing everything to make sure he can't make money.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

So I've been watching for a couple days and I'm not sure where these calls for Phil to get a job are really coming from. He's living his best life right now, it hasn't been this good for him since daddy Machinima was in his corner. He's got unquestioning whales, grossly inflated subs, and people who cheer even through threats of death just to troll him. He's never going to leave this job, either. He's going to tread water right down to the very last sub, because the man fears work more than a pedophile fears pubic hair. These calls to gets job are just ghosts on the wind, never to be heard. Besides, by the time he absolutely needs to get a job, it will be at least six months too late to help, you know damn well he'll sit on those past due letters and keep on begging his 50 viewers during his sixth annual Save the House begathon.

He will lose the house, probably the car, and not to whip a minimally employed horse, but the second real life rears its head, Kat's running out to grab something and never coming back. I imagine he'll end up like spoony, only slightly better off. He'll have a drip feed Patreon from people that forgot they subscribed to the thing, and Phil doesn't even remember what Patreon is, and he'll have his massive amount of videos giving him a monthly tugboat, not enough to keep a condo or spend a grand a month on take out and delivery, but hey, beats nothing. Well, most people would say that. Phil is an all or nothing kind of guy, if it's not enough for what he wants, he's going to be a petulant little bitch about it. Since this is going to most likely happen in the bankruptcy window, finding a place to live that isn't a cockroach infested injection site will be impossible, so he's going to ring up ol' Pearl Burnell (yes I know her name is Linda, but she looks like a Pearl) and in his absolute whiniest voice, 'mom, can I please move back home?' And she'll love it. She'll hold his hexagonal head to her bosom and smother it with kisses. Dave will probably be less impressed, but if you can pinpoint a time in Phil's story that he and his mom took Dave into consideration, point it out to me.

And so it will go until Pearl's tar soaked lungs give out on her, leaving Phil and Dave alone together. Dave, having to brush up on his cooking skills because when he asks Phil to pitch in he gets nasally whining and complaints that he doesn't know hooooow. Dave's eyes bore holes into his balding son's skull. He can't cook, he won't clean, he wakes up at 11 everyday, spending the day screaming at the tv in his room. He knows. This is his legacy. A towering monument of failure. He did everything he could and it wasn't enough. He tries to imagine that Phil died in his youth, to see if he would feel worse over that, than the abomination he became.

And then even Dave will be gone, and Phil will be riding high again, he'll have a house, a vehicle, some money, and a huge inheritance tax bill that he will ignore. Phil, allergic to learning, tells his 15 loyal viewers that he hasn't been this happy in years. One of them cheers 'didn't your dad just die?'. 14 loyal viewers. He'll spend the money like it hurts him to have it; toys, games, gacha, delivery. It'll be gone within a month, and he'll be right back at 0 again, with the daily bills, and the surprise taxes. He'll lose the house, again, because it won't occur to him to sell it and get an apartment, and this is how Phil will fade away. He'll be in his 40s with no marketable job skills, he'll never last in a shared house because you have to do your part and interact with others, he won't be able to apply for anything for help, he'll finally be out of options and nowhere left to go.

So just remember, the higher he begs, the farther he falls.

 

[grump]

I'm kinda annoyed when I read people telling Phil to get a job. Seriously, look at it from his perspective, e-begging makes him 6 figures, why would he stop? That's what Phil says, and he's totally right. And I hate listening to him when he's right. The source of all his problems is his spending. For a self-employed person, his income is pretty consistent actually. So please, stop believing that getting a regular job would help him. The rational thing for an e-beggar in this situation is to keep begging.

It all comes from people taking his fake distress cries and his dishonest implications that he will 'go out of business' at face value. He knows as well as anyone that he's got it good at +120k/4hr/day and that he isn't going anywhere on a quarter of the salary he's getting now. And he'll openly admit it the 50% of the time he is the big swinging dick successful Khantent creator everyone is jealous of instead of the teetering on the edge of financial ruin heater dial turning poor down on his luck oppressed victim he plays the rest of the time.

 

[SS sonicwaffen]

He had to lower it back to $100 and beg more. Nobody wants to donate because they are either banned, dislike Phil, or don't want to get doxxed. Phil is doing everything to make sure he can't make money.

I wonder is it a defense mechanism so that his current whales can't pull a kingtut, since all his whales have doxxed themselves to Phil for the privilege of donating him money he can hold that over their heads.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Wonder if it will be an instant ban if you subscribed to her

How much would we have to give Tevin to make some Brazy Mamo emotes that will be spammed in Phil’s chat?

 

[But I Digress]

10 minutes of Jenna with a web cam set up would be more entertaining than anything Phil could produce after years of streaming

Both are gaping vaginas with droopy lips I'm sure.

 

[gaarashatan]

Man wakes up mad at people assuming he's enjoying someone else's failure even though he's always the first one to dance on someone else's failures.

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yup, cd projekt was one bad game away from phil laughing at them and saying this is karma served

 

[Gramh]

yup, cd projekt was one bad game away from phil laughing at them and saying this is karma served

Possibly if he'd seen a strong enough positivve reaction to taking a shot at them while they were down he would have followed that narrative instead, given how he demands that because he finds this action heinous in his follow up tweet that it is how he always would have felt. That is probably why he did a soft reveal of the news on his timeline to see which angle he was going to take.

 

[gaarashatan]

Possibly if he'd seen a strong enough positivve reaction to taking a shot at them while they were down he would have followed that narrative instead

i was just thinking about this the other day, this dude just does and says whatever benefits him most at the time. he has no morals, ethics, or values

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

yup, cd projekt was one bad game away from phil laughing at them and saying this is karma served

As usual, Phil is about as honest as a used car salesman. He can only do his self-righteous shtick again for so long before his need to gloat resurfaces.