Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

When was he hospitalized? What con was this?

I don't remember the name of the con, but it was in Toronto (AKA the poor man's New York.)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Added archive

This is so rich that it gave me the blessed type 2 adult onset diabetes too!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1359597964755402754

https://archive.vn/quc7g

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

This is so rich that it gave me the blessed type 2 adult onset diabetes too!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1359597964755402754

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Mandatory medical treatment. It's not like that's ever been used to target ethnic minorities before.

I mean, someone as woke as Blob should know what happened at Tuskegee.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Mandatory medical treatment. It's not like that's ever been used to target ethnic minorities before.

I mean, someone as woke as Blob should know what happened at Tuskegee.

But MovieBob wants to sit his ass in the movie theater! Let Germany invade Poland!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

But MovieBob wants to sit his ass in the movie theater! Let Germany invade Poland!

Who can forget these scorching hot takes?

 

[KingofNothing]

Zach's comic reviews were always the writing on the wall for the whole comicsgate spergery, at least for me. A lot of that shit got really autistic and really retarded around the edges, but it's hard to argue with videos outlining, week by week, which books are steaming molten turds, how and why, and which people are responsible for squeezing them out.

I still enjoy the amount of salt this boomer caused the entire industry just by making vidoes saying modern comics suck on his shitty phone

This is so rich that it gave me the blessed type 2 adult onset diabetes too!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1359597964755402754

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Bob, who are you kidding? You'll still be on your devices tweeting away when this is over.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Fat people bitching about vaccines and covid counter measures legit make me mad on the internet. Covid is really dangerous if you have a pre-existing condition or are a fat peice of shit. Hell a 104 year old ww2 veteran was able to survive it.

World War II veteran beats COVID-19, marks 104th birthday

He beat the Nazis and COVID.

www.militarytimes.com

You don't get to voluntarily put your health at risk and than bitch at other people refusing to take extra steps to protect your stupid ass.

And just to top it off there's a good chance the vaccine won't even work on the obese.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/khn.org/news/americas-obesity-epidemic-threatens-effectiveness-of-any-covid-vaccine/amp/

 

[KingofNothing]

And just to top it off there's a good chance the vaccine won't even work on the obese.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/khn.or...atens-effectiveness-of-any-covid-vaccine/amp/

Damn, I guess McDonalds is gonna be Bob's end in more ways than one

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

And just to top it off there's a good chance the vaccine won't even work on the obese.

I know i shouldn't be saying this, but knowing the enormous amount of morbidly obese people that go voluntarily down that road and do nothing to solve it no matter what, this is a silver lining to all of this.

 

[Adamska]

How would Bob react if this is the version of She-Hulk that comes to the MCU?

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Here is how she looked through the late 80’s and early 90’s.

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Fuck, that was She-Hulk? Man no wonder people were mocking it. It looks like if Bruce Banner and Doc Samson had a lovechild together.

This is so rich that it gave me the blessed type 2 adult onset diabetes too!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1359597964755402754

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Reminder this fat retard originally screamed over the idea of rushing a vaccine because the last guy said they should rush the vaccine.

Vax is fine now to this idiot hyperpartisan.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Reminder this fat retard originally screamed over the idea of rushing a vaccine because the last guy said they should rush the vaccine.

Vax is fine now to this idiot hyperpartisan.

Let me remind you that he REEEE'd when Pmurt set up the Space Force and did what he'd always wanted because Pmurt did it.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

If his waifus told him to jump a bridge, he'd do it... if he could fit through the jamb of his front door, that is.
He's that much of a partisan bootlicker. And he's also the embodiment of that one Principal Skinner meme.

"Am I so out of touch? No, it's the mayo ghouls who are convincing the people I suck up to that are wrong."

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I still enjoy the amount of salt this boomer caused the entire industry just by making vidoes saying modern comics suck on his shitty phone.

Well, they suck and he was right to point that out and at the same time he did show the whole world what fucking fragile snowflakes these so-called comic artists are.
All those tears of impotent rage from these "comic artists", so crisp, so refreshing.

Let me remind you that he REEEE'd when Pmurt set up the Space Force and did what he'd always wanted because Pmurt did it.

Would make a good movie. Movie Blob - The Reeeeeeing.
See the story of an unhinged retard who tries without success to be a movie critic...
Twitter hates him, The right hates him, The left hates him,
Soon on HBO plus.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If his waifus told him to jump a bridge, he'd do it... if he could fit through the jamb of his front door, that is.
He's that much of a partisan bootlicker. And he's also the embodiment of that one Principal Skinner meme.

"Am I so out of touch? No, it's the mayo ghouls who are convincing the people I suck up to that are wrong."

There's a reason I'd pay good money to see AOC, Ilhan Omar or both go after Blob on Twitter.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

There's a reason I'd pay good money to see AOC, Ilhan Omar or both go after Blob on Twitter.

50 quid say that this might happen sooner than later and it will be a shitshow of almost biblical proportions.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Austria-Hungary only fought on the Eastern and Italian fronts if I recall my history correctly, and I believe that the United States sent its troops to the Western front so I too doubt that American and Austro-Hungarian forces had ever engaged each other. (But please do correct me if I'm wrong.) Bob would only be correct insofar as that Austria-Hungary was the junior partner of Imperial Germany in the Central Powers, so yes, America technically Austria in the most roundabout way. Also, he might want to tone down that pride because America was a latecomer in the First World War as the other Entente powers did the bulk of the dying. Don't get me wrong, Germany could have conceivably eked out a win had America not thrown its industrial strength and manpower at them in 1918 as the war had completely exhausted the UK and France.

Odin Almighty, Bob is the living embodiment of the ignorant "ugly American" stereotype. Both literally and figuratively.

Yeah. WWI was definitely a war of attrition and America being completely fresh was what won them that war.

and the fact that Germany completely collapsed from within due to the 1918 revolution

 

[make_it_so]

Why does he think we need to know that?

Because he's a Twitter addict, and like many Twitter addicts he has to document every. fucking. thing.

The only time Bob's brain cells seem to function (Stolen from the TDS thread)

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Original Tweet (someone managed to make a more unhinged take than Bob for once)

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From what I've seen, BrooklynDad_Defiant basically has the same kind of idiotic and hyperpartisan progressive politics as MovieBob, but doesn't have the autistic Mario fetish that at least makes MovieBob fun to laugh at.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1359597964755402754

https://archive.vn/quc7g

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Says the fat retard who can't stop tweeting for five seconds.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Well, they suck and he was right to point that out and at the same time he did show the whole world what fucking fragile snowflakes these so-called comic artists are.

Yeah, all of these modern comics and young graphic novels are basically bad self insert fanfiction.

Have you some of the DC young graphic novels? Like that new one, ‘I am not Starfire’ or ‘Gotham High’?

A bunch of power fantasies for manchildren.

 

[Neko GF]

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Archive (720p):

 

[Strange Wilderness]

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Nice. reminds me of the Malcolm in the Middle finale where they did the same joke because they got covered in Reese's unholy concoction of disgusting crap and they smelled terrible. Bob just smells like that everyday.

I still enjoy the amount of salt this boomer caused the entire industry just by making vidoes saying modern comics suck on his shitty phone


Bob, who are you kidding? You'll still be on your devices tweeting away when this is over.

Haven't you read Bobs tweets? According to him he's always off camping with friends being Mr. Macho Wilderness survivalist man, going to the beach, and going to the movies at least until that evil Trump put an end to all that. Yes he will be tweeting non-stop about superhero movies in the wilderness, but he will be socializing with friends whose pictures we will never see or whose names we will never know.

Would make a good movie. Movie Blob - The Reeeeeeing.
See the story of an unhinged retard who tries without success to be a movie critic...
Twitter hates him, The right hates him, The left hates him,
Soon on HBO plus.

Plot synopsis: Bob Chipman is an unsuccessful script writer and film maker. He lives alone in a basement and his only companion is his brother. After one bad day he finds himself fired from his job, his online crush publicly denounces him as a creep, and a famous politician who Bob also has a crush on makes fun of him in one of her speeches. He then sees an old classmate of his on social media sharing a photo of him and his wife and two children attending the latest superhero film while wearing joke hats based on Trumps slogan of "Make America Great Again". Bob then decides he needs to take matters into his own hands to purge society of the mayonnaise wasteland ghouls who are holding society back and keeping him from achieving his goals. He grabs his gun and prepares to usher in the Superior Future himself. While climbing the stairs out of his basement they collapse under his weight causing him to land on his back. Much like a turtle, his fatass is unable to flip himself over and he spends the rest of the movie flailing around before dying of dehydration.

I call it Falling Down