Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Also, if I remember correctly, creators of characters like Bayonetta make the character's sexuality ambiguous, because they want to focus on the action and not who makes out with who. You know, typical video game logic.

Now only if more people didn't focus on who or what fictional characters want to bang, just focus on the story, gameplay, etc. for once.
 
There's something about this tweet that is making me pissed off, but I can't find the words or reasons why.
Maybe it's because he wrote a convoluted 38-word message that communicates nothing more than "the Bayonetta games are sexual".

Maybe it's the two instances of the adverb "aggressively" that are emphasized in different ways for no reason.

Or maybe it's just Bob trying to explain games he's never played.
 
I disagree on the manchildren point. Many people writing these are women and troons. It's a power fantasy, but a lot of it has a "fuck you dad!" vibe.
Yeah, you’re right about that.

You know, I never understood why they put the ‘fuck you dad!’ vibe in their stories.
A lot of it has to do with her long time VA being gay, I think.
VAs aren't the characters. Patrick Stewart may play Jean Luc Picard, but he sure as shit isn't that character. Sigourney Weaver is also not Ellen Ripley.

Oh wait, this is Bob... something that simple is too hard for him to understand.
And yet I never really saw that. I saw her as a geek, not a lesbian.

Bob should totally check his privilege; frumpy doesn't equal dyke.
You would think that people who care about the superior future and progress, they would quit with all the old fashioned stereotypes and tropes.

Also, if I remember correctly, creators of characters like Bayonetta make the character's sexuality ambiguous, because they want to focus on the action and not who makes out with who. You know, typical video game logic.

Now only if more people didn't focus on who or what fictional characters want to bang, just focus on the story, gameplay, etc. for once.
Not going to happen dude. Losers like Bob live their lives through fictional characters, which unfortunately includes projecting their sexuality and fetishes on these characters.
 
Not going to happen dude. Losers like Bob live their lives through fictional characters, which unfortunately includes projecting their sexuality and fetishes on these characters.

Yeah, there are people with a sad case of "Fictional Character Worship Syndrome". Which means, they obsess over the character to the point where they pick their fantasy world, over reality. They even go as far as pushing family, friends, and potential real life lovers, just so they can have an imaginary love and sex life with their imaginary spouse.

Sad but true. At least it isn't "Celebrity Worship Syndrome", which is people taking their love for a real life celebrity too far, with Ricardo "The Bjork Stalker" Lopez being an example of this syndrome.
 
A lot of it has to do with her long time VA being gay, I think.

Technically, she was canonically bi in Mysteries Inc. Despite that, it's by far the best series Scooby Doo ever did.
I remember when they tried to do that with Sulu and George Takei got pissed off about it because he was gay but Sulu wasn't. Bob probably memory holed that. Or, more likely, pays so little attention he never knew that.
 
Also, if I remember correctly, creators of characters like Bayonetta make the character's sexuality ambiguous, because they want to focus on the action and not who makes out with who. You know, typical video game logic.

Now only if more people didn't focus on who or what fictional characters want to bang, just focus on the story, gameplay, etc. for once.

Funny thing about Bayonetta, I would say it isn't that sexual to begin with, much less being "agressive" about it.

Oh yeah, it shows Bayonetta getting PG-13 naked, pole dancing and spreading her legs, and I'm sure a 13 year old can beat up for that, since 13 year olds can pretty much masturbate for anything.

But does juvenile animu fanservice really counts for being "sexual", or aggressively so for that matter? Because aside from some tame double entendre jokes that couldn't even make a nun blush, both Bayonetta has very little do about sex or any sexual tension.

As far as we know, Bayonetta ain't getting any dick or pussy, nor seems interested in both. She sure likes being "sexy", but nothing indicates she wants it. Closest thing she has to a romantic relationship is with Luka, and the games play it as a goofball comedy, and on the second game it is non-existent. There is also some lesbo bait with Jeanne, except not really, the game have them posing in sexual ways, but nothing about their relationship indicates they are fucking or that they want to.

And obviously you don't need a story to spell out sexual tension, more so a game with paper thin plot like the Bayonettas games, but unlike Robert, I did play both games and not once I felt like any of these characters had any sort real sex drive becuase it was obviously never Platinium's real intention of being "sexual", same way some goof ball Shonen jump manga that has the obligatory open air bath scene isn't being sexual.

And there are games that do explores the sexuality of the characters, not a lot that I know of, because games are usually about action, but some games do that, Silent Hill 2 and Xenogears come to mind.

Regardless, it is already pretty embarassing confusing kiddie fanservice with real sexuality, but if all you do is consume media targeted at teens, I can see how you can come across the idea how those goofy Bayonetta games can be "sexual", but saying this shit at 40, that is embarrasing.
 
Velma is a lesbian! What hard hitting original take is this show going to do on the Scooby Doo franchise? That Shaggy and Scooby are Stoners? At least Bob gets another lesbian to drool over

Oh and the best adult take on Scooby Doo was the 2000s movie and the Supernatural episode where the Scooby Gang dealt with an actual ghost and lost their minds.

I miss Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.
 
There's something about this tweet that is making me pissed off, but I can't find the words or reasons why.
The pussyfooting. Bob wants bady to gush about how Bayonetta makes his peepee hard but it's problematic with the Woke crowd.

Bob, you fat fagot: COMMIT

It is repulsive to speak with someone who is a coward. Be an adult and say what you want and what you mean. It's ridiculous that he hismelf thinks he has a galaxy brain IQ and can run circles around his opponents. That via magic words he can have his cake and eat it.
 
Regardless, it is already pretty embarassing confusing kiddie fanservice with real sexuality, but if all you do is consume media targeted at teens, I can see how you can come across the idea how those goofy Bayonetta games can be "sexual", but saying this shit at 40, that is embarrasing.
Exactly, I'd even go a step further and say that Bayonetta went out of it's way to have so much fanservice intentionally to parody all of those shitty weeb games that have nothing going for them but fanservice. When I played them the fanservice was treated more like comedy than anything else, it actually reminded me a lot of the way Devil May Cry parodies edginess. Honestly, I'm kind of shocked that Bob had anything positive to say about Bayonetta, since he's usually pretty butthurt about fanservice in Japanese media.
 
Lol like you ever beat someone up Bob and, no, insulting someone on Twitter before blocking them doesn't count as beating them up. The only reason you didn't get your ass kicked in High School was because all the bullies didn't want to get their fists stuck in your fat rolls. When the revolution comes your ass won't even be a match for a Proud Boy.
Doesn't need a Proud Boy to beat the shit out of Movie Blob, I'm sure my mom could do that too and she's 86.
 
The pussyfooting. Bob wants bady to gush about how Bayonetta makes his peepee hard but it's problematic with the Woke crowd.
Bobby has no problem straight up admitting he has "baser instincts" regarding Jen Psaki, yet when it comes to an imaginary woman, it is a bridge too far!
 
It’s just another way he’s a retarded contradictory asshole. He’ll coom for days about godzilla fanservice and american lesbeans but god forbid japan put some cartoon titties in their computer games. As noted he doesn’t even believe what he’s saying anyways but gotta try and stay woke and seem above the other horny plebs
 
It’s just another way he’s a retarded contradictory asshole. He’ll coom for days about godzilla fanservice and american lesbeans but god forbid japan put some cartoon titties in their computer games. As noted he doesn’t even believe what he’s saying anyways but gotta try and stay woke and seem above the other horny plebs
I will sort of defend Bob a bit in that a lot of that "art" is absolute trash drawn by people who wouldn't know an anatomy class if they accidentally wandered into one on their way to buy more tendies, but I know that Bob couldn't draw any better.
 
It’s just another way he’s a retarded contradictory asshole. He’ll coom for days about godzilla fanservice and american lesbeans but god forbid japan put some cartoon titties in their computer games. As noted he doesn’t even believe what he’s saying anyways but gotta try and stay woke and seem above the other horny plebs
I will sort of defend Bob a bit in that a lot of that "art" is absolute trash drawn by people who wouldn't know an anatomy class if they accidentally wandered into one on their way to buy more tendies, but I know that Bob couldn't draw any better.
He used to love attractive fictional characters and secretly still does. He pretends not to, in hope some woman on Twitter will have sex with him. Just click and it will skip to the correct section.
 
This post should probably be on the Squad's megathread over in A+N because it contains a lot of sperging about the Honourable Member for Mogadishu. However, I can't be arsed to quote you all in over there so I'll respond here, and let the jannies decide what to do with it.
50 quid say that this might happen sooner than later and it will be a shitshow of almost biblical proportions.
Given that:
• AOC enjoys responding to people who respond to her tweets and insulting them in full view of her followers, and
• Bob thinks the comments of AOC's tweets are a brilliant place to dump his shit takes,

I'd be unsurprised if she does do that.
I disagree on the manchildren point. Many people writing these are... troons.
So manchildren then?
Conservatives! What are you complaining about? Just look at Somalia!
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What's wrong with getting upset about losing status and power?
Eh? Nobody's calling Ilhan Omar an elite, unless Blob is retarded enough to think Omar gets a pass for saying something that Blob could conceivably have said and that this makes her an elitist. This is on the same level as when Blobby decided that AOC was a neolib.

(as an aside, Omar's dad was an officer in the Somalian military under Baare. ”elite” doesn't just apply to white ladies in country clubs.)
Rent free? Don't make me laugh. If Blob rented out the space in his head that he reserves for thinking about the Squad, Lindsay Ellis and Naomi Wu, he could be a millionaire in months.
There's better alternatives for that like the New York Slime and the Washington Pest, not to forget the Boston Globohomo.
Or, for readers in Bongland, the Grauniad.
I don't think Ilhan Omar has "devolved"; she and the rest of The Squad really are that dumb right from the start.
My unpopular opinion is that the Squad are actually pretty smart, and underestimating them because their ideas are completely batshit is exactly why Joe Crowley's now giving after-dinner speeches instead of sitting in Congress.
 
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She'll sleep with her brother but she'll never sleep with you Robert.
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It's not rent free living, Bob. You have debased yourself so much that your very name is an easily identifiable insult.
BWHAHAHAHAHA. This is the greatest.
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I grabbed the archive for that first one. Was it just a day or two ago that Bob complained about being right all the f***ing time?
I take it won't be long for Bob to jump in on the Gina Carano situation given his simping for Disney.
He already denounced her as soon as she made whatever terfy comment that offended all the dick snippers. Now he'll just revel in it.
 
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Country folk being all poor and not enjoying being told what to do? Unevolved ghouls.

Fat neckbeards bad-touching the womens? Just people.
It's like Bob's an incel, but he also AGGRESSIVELY thirsty at the same time, but also """""""""""NOT simultaneously"""".

Who cares if it's fucking gay and un-gay concurrently, pant load? What possible difference would being faggy out of phase make, unless it's scratching a particular itch of yours?
 
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