Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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...he will be socializing with friends whose pictures we will never see or whose names we will never know.

If I were as toxic as Bob, you bet your damn skippy I'd put an iron curtain between my personal and public life.

... Except Bob was ordered to do that by the Escapist, and couldn't do it correctly. I suspect he's legitimately special needs, with a good vocabulary.
 
If I were as toxic as Bob, you bet your damn skippy I'd put an iron curtain between my personal and public life.

... Except Bob was ordered to do that by the Escapist, and couldn't do it correctly. I suspect he's legitimately special needs, with a good vocabulary.
"You can keep you job, as long as you don't wish death daily on 50% of Americans."

"OK, boss."

*Two Seconds Later*
 

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The pussyfooting. Bob wants bady to gush about how Bayonetta makes his peepee hard but it's problematic with the Woke crowd.

Bob, you fat fagot: COMMIT

It is repulsive to speak with someone who is a coward. Be an adult and say what you want and what you mean. It's ridiculous that he hismelf thinks he has a galaxy brain IQ and can run circles around his opponents. That via magic words he can have his cake and eat it.
He's not like most other Male Feminists. He cannot even remotely hide how much of a desperate pervert he is, so he really does try and have it so that he can rub one out to Bayonetta as he types but still make some convoluted rambling to fulfill his lapdog position with Leftist politics. He's never felt the kind of clarity or growth you get after your first sex nut, so he's still writhing between his ideology and his libido.
I grabbed the archive for that first one. Was it just a day or two ago that Bob complained about being right all the f***ing time?

He already denounced her as soon as she made whatever terfy comment that offended all the dick snippers. Now he'll just revel in it.
1) Can't be wrong if you take both positions.

2) I anticipate that he'll parrot the idea that she was being anti-Semitic or being insensitive which is rich coming from a slob who drools over a woman who claims the Jews mind-control the world.

I've already seen people take the post apart in ways that are astounding. The entire lesson that these scatterbrained fucks can't or won't see from her words is that ordinarypeoplecan become convinced to act out brutally against any group. One of the most fightening facts about the Third Reich that regular citizens without prompting routinely turned in their neighbors, looted their stores, and beat them mercilessly or just executed them. Hell, it wasn't only Germans who did this shit. In the Baltics, locals just started murdering their town or village Jews to present to the Germans as they moved in. In essence, mental conditioning can create horrid scenarios among the civilian populace if you keep repeating that a group is evil and should be disposed of. It's been repeated in Mao's China, Rwanda, the USSR, Bosnia, etc.

Bobert will find this offensive for the prepared talking point reason, but deep down in the hellscape that is his mind, he will figure that Carano was only talking about the wrong targets.
 
With that Bayonetta logic Bob sounds like he still doesn’t know his sexuality. He would probably go gay/troon out if he watched JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.
Worth a reminder that Moviebob's former senpei Lindsey Ellis watched JoJo and concluded that all the Joestars are gay, despite the whole theme of fathers and sons continuing a lineage.
Bobson would probably have the same giga-woke take, with added philosophical waxing about tarot cards directly from a wikipedia article.
 
1) Can't be wrong if you take both positions.

2) I anticipate that he'll parrot the idea that she was being anti-Semitic or being insensitive which is rich coming from a slob who drools over a woman who claims the Jews mind-control the world.

I've already seen people take the post apart in ways that are astounding. The entire lesson that these scatterbrained fucks can't or won't see from her words is that ordinarypeoplecan become convinced to act out brutally against any group. One of the most fightening facts about the Third Reich that regular citizens without prompting routinely turned in their neighbors, looted their stores, and beat them mercilessly or just executed them. Hell, it wasn't only Germans who did this shit. In the Baltics, locals just started murdering their town or village Jews to present to the Germans as they moved in. In essence, mental conditioning can create horrid scenarios among the civilian populace if you keep repeating that a group is evil and should be disposed of. It's been repeated in Mao's China, Rwanda, the USSR, Bosnia, etc.
The cherry of irony here is that there's another person at Lucasfilm who loves to throw around the Holocaust in his arguments, but Pablo Hildalgo is cozy with the bigwigs at Lucasfilm who are big on SJW koolaide, so he gets a pass. Except instead of making a nuanced point about the nature of dehumanizing hatred in so many characters, Pablo decided to just call anyone who voted for Trump a Nazi. Still, he is One Of Us so it's acceptable.
 
with added philosophical waxing about tarot cards directly from a wikipedia article.
That's only when he wants to impress that ”non-binary feminist witch” whose name escapes me.
He wrote a shitty book about Mario Brothers affecting his grandma's death or something that is more simplistic then a fear street novel. Obviously, he is first on the Utopia spaceship.
By sucking up to the elite and wanting to kill all the "right people".
I remember doing a John Steinbeck novel in school and the one thing that stuck in my head was Steinbeck's concept of temporarily embarassed millionaires.

That's literally what Kino Roberto believes. He sucks up to the elite because he thinks he can become one of them, in the same way that, in Steinbeck's mind, working-class people who didn't agree with him were only doing it because they wanted to suck up to the rich and become rich.
 
That's literally what Kino Roberto believes. He sucks up to the elite because he thinks he can become one of them, in the same way that, in Steinbeck's mind, working-class people who didn't agree with him were only doing it because they wanted to suck up to the rich and become rich.
I cannot comprehend what sort of deranged idea has given birth to this belief. Does Bob know that people are greedy and by extension, the richer the person the more greedy they tend to be?
 
I cannot comprehend what sort of deranged idea has given birth to this belief. Does Bob know that people are greedy and by extension, the richer the person the more greedy they tend to be?
He thinks that if he simps for AOC enough, when she takes power she'll reward him with a government post and a harem of boyfriend-free girls.
 
He thinks that if he simps for AOC enough
This is the e-girl argument: Why, if you have an army of simps, will you settle for that one guy that dumped his monthly salary on you in a single day?
But it's not like not getting his reward will make Bob stop and realize it. He will simp even harder hoping to get Senpai's attention without realizing that his efforts are merely a bucketful in an ocean (maybe not even that since he accounts for jack shit).
 
Yeah, there are people with a sad case of "Fictional Character Worship Syndrome". Which means, they obsess over the character to the point where they pick their fantasy world, over reality. They even go as far as pushing family, friends, and potential real life lovers, just so they can have an imaginary love and sex life with their imaginary spouse.

Exactly!

Look at Chris Chan, he was so autistic, so miserable that he created a crappy fantasy world for him to live in. And look what happened to him.

And not just him, have you ever seen those Naruto or Pokémon fanfictions where Naruto and Ash get all the power and women? They’re mostly a bunch of self-insert power fantasies written by nerds.

He's not like most other Male Feminists. He cannot even remotely hide how much of a desperate pervert he is, so he really does try and have it so that he can rub one out to Bayonetta as he types but still make some convoluted rambling to fulfill his lapdog position with Leftist politics. He's never felt the kind of clarity or growth you get after your first sex nut, so he's still writhing between his ideology and his libido.


Hmm, I’m not too sure about that. I’ve seen other male feminists who are not so discreet about their perverted tendencies.
Honestly, they use the same strategies, Bob uses.
I cannot comprehend what sort of deranged idea has given birth to this belief. Does Bob know that people are greedy and by extension, the richer the person the more greedy they tend to be?
He thinks that if he simps for AOC enough, when she takes power she'll reward him with a government post and a harem of boyfriend-free girls.
You know, I don’t get that line of thinking, Bob and the other SJWS have. They think that if they complain or suck up enough, they’ll be rewarded. But they won’t get anything out of it.
 
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