Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[scallion]

You guys with the autistic fanfiction, they're just shit business owners in for a slow crash and burn not criminal masterminds.

 

[Dr. Twinkletits]

I don't expect anything wild to really happen. I think that when it all comes down to it, the ranch will go up for foreclosure in a couple years and a another year after that everyone will forget who they are and that they even existed. Kev's thread will probably die down a bit and all the orbiters from the Tranch will disappear as they cut ties with him. No one in the trans "community" will even talk about the colossal failure that TUR was because it will look like a bad mark and they love burying anything that is "negative" about them.

I just like the idea that they get really desperate and snap. If they even fucking try anything criminal they would no doubt get caught immediately because they are retards who think they are untouchable, know every things who are blind to their biggest leak. That and I don't doubt that their neighbors are closely monitoring since they seem to act more like they are running a cult compound than a ranch.

 

[gangweedfan]

This fucker no joke wants to turn the ranch into a militranny base.
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Oh and hey Wedge! Get me in the photo next time, I got some decent zingers in this thread.

And so the doomsday clock on tranny waco moves closer to 12.... now yuo see...

 

[retard strength]

Do they have any real long-term aspirations? I mean, is their entire life on hold for when their mangina finally "wakes up"? And what then? This person honestly depresses me.

Uh the life goal is to experience totally awesome little girl puberty with the hypersexual born-again-amhole-virgin polycule! Duh! Except without all the yucky girl bleeding and cramping and unwanted sexual attention. Polycule needs all the sexual attention. Kev aspires to be a dumb bimboslut, moving to reality from online rps, about getting bred with a hundred kittens by a dom diaper robot, that all mysteriously die when the getting off is done because science is too transphobic to do transspecies uterine transplants. And if he and the crew can can crack the eggs of the ugliest, most isolated, and nerdiest of male adult children along with them... bliss!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

They set up tents for their "volunteers" so they can accommodate everyone but not let them feel too comfortable to ensure they do not stay longer than the summer or better weather. Those who are in dire straights isolated from their families, lost all their friends, have no home to go to, work, or much money to their name will be closely watched. Penny would then select one of them to be a new "sub" and offer loving comfort and a new bed inside the dome where they can enjoy the A/C and heater to the full extent. To show how valuable they are, they will add them to their life insurance plan with the explanation that everyone in the polycule have life insurance to make sure they are all taken care of if something untoward happened. Finally, when they are no longer useful, stilling on their ass too much, not grifting enough online, they will have an "unfortunate accident" via amhole infection from sharing Kev's unwashed dilators or stomped to death by a herd of alpaca when Bonnie "accidently" discharged his gun near them. Others that don't like what they see on the ranch will go missing and they will be tweeting their alibis until Kevin slips up about the bodies and scam like a retard in minecraft.

All that implies that the Trancheros would be able to attract and feed volunteers.

 

[Dr. Twinkletits]

All that implies that the Trancheros would be able to attract and feed volunteers.

I can't remember if it was a tweet or one of the interviews but Penny talked about that they get quite a few volunteers and iirc they had quite a few come by to be on the tranch and left. Usually after being threatened or assaulted but they did have others stay besides the usual 5(?). They apparently can, just not keep them.

 

[Constellationzero]

Every farm I’ve seen with alpacas have maybe 1-3 tops. They make decent livestock guardians as they tend to stand their ground and spit. 1 got them with the express purpose of having them for petting zoos and stuff as they live near a large city. You are much better off running sheep if you want to do wool as the excess lambs can be sold off for meat.
Going through the top google results it seems the only way to be successful as an alpaca rancher is to do it as a hobby, or agritourism. Most of the farms I saw are located within an hour of a major city and are catering to people who want to “see a farm working”

There's one between my city and Chicongo, but it's for "outdoor classroom" hipster horseshit like making soap, herb growing, cooking, etc. AFAIK the farm isn't there for people to just see a "farm working." There is also an herb farm nearby that hosts dinners and has a gift shop. There is also a zoo in my neighboring county.
But even these places I think rent space to the local community college since many community ed. classes are held at these locations. The farm staff AFAIK only facilitate minimal classes where the community college must hire out and rent.

And I'd strongly discourage Troon Waco to get into "Community Outreach."

 

[Law]

I'd imagine that the Tranch is a rock bottom moment for some volunteers. They show up as alienated young men with bad haircuts and social media addictions, and after a week they think "oh my god, what have I done? I can't go on like this! I need to get out of here, get a real job, and stop watching porn!"

 

[Hitman One]

My theory is that one of the alpaca made a transphobic comment and was summarily executed by Bonnie for this display of doubleplus badthought. The remaining alpaca realised that this was a way to escape their living hell so followed suit one by one.

 

[Brain Problems]

I'd imagine that the Tranch is a rock bottom moment for some volunteers. They show up as alienated young men with bad haircuts and social media addictions, and after a week they think "oh my god, what have I done? I can't go on like this! I need to get out of here, get a real job, and stop watching porn!"

Maybe you've hit on the new business angle for the Tranch: Scared Straight: 2021 Coomer Edition.

"Are YOU a parent worried about your son wearing programmer socks and trying to grow a pair of tubular titties? For the low low price of $99.99/day you can send your little gender queer snowflake on a once in a lifetime adventure to see what lays in his future should he continue down this stunning and brave path.

"$99.99/day entitles him to SMELL what an amhole SMELLS like, TASTE what the abject failure of culinary ambition TASTES like, and SEE what awaits him in his mid-30s and beyond via the real-life funhouse mirror of receding hairlines, pockmarked visages, and misshapen pharmaceutically induced gynecomastic chests!

"Act now before the ATF/FBI finish drawing straws and finalize its raid plans. We guarantee your special little one will re-think his life choices and put down those damn cartoons and toys."

 

[EnemyStand]

Maybe you've hit on the new business angle for the Tranch: Scared Straight: 2021 Coomer Edition.

"Are YOU a parent worried about your son wearing programmer socks and trying to grow a pair of tubular titties? For the low low price of $99.99/day you can send your little gender queer snowflake on a once in a lifetime adventure to see what lays in his future should he continue down this stunning and brave path.

"$99.99/day entitles him to SMELL what an amhole SMELLS like, TASTE what the abject failure of culinary ambition TASTES like, and SEE what awaits him in his mid-30s and beyond via the real-life funhouse mirror of receding hairlines, pockmarked visages, and misshapen pharmaceutically induced gynecomastic chests!

"Act now before the ATF/FBI finish drawing straws and finalize its raid plans. We guarantee your special little one will re-think his life choices and put down those damn cartoons and toys."

I'd watch that show. I know this is a shitpost, but it might be a good idea.

 

[gangweedfan]

"Act now before the ATF/FBI finish drawing straws and finalize its raid plans. We guarantee your special little one will re-think his life choices and put down those damn cartoons and toys."

No tranny waco is part of the experience. On the last day the kids are driven out of the tranch right before the air strike hits. As the entire valley is engorged in flames kev kev screams to the kids in the back watching him die "DONT END UP LIKE MEEEEE!!!" as his rotten flesh (mutch like the amhole) slides off his face. The finally the inferno subsides. silence at last. They return to normal civilization in a few hours but the memories will haunt them forever.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

They show up as alienated young men with bad haircuts and social media addictions, and after a week they think "oh my god, what have I done? I can't go on like this! I need to get out of here, get a real job, and stop watching porn!"

A trans-mascene conversion, perhaps?

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Every farm I’ve seen with alpacas have maybe 1-3 tops. They make decent livestock guardians as they tend to stand their ground and spit. 1 got them with the express purpose of having them for petting zoos and stuff as they live near a large city. You are much better off running sheep if you want to do wool as the excess lambs can be sold off for meat.
Going through the top google results it seems the only way to be successful as an alpaca rancher is to do it as a hobby, or agritourism. Most of the farms I saw are located within an hour of a major city and are catering to people who want to “see a farm working”

I've been on an alpaca trekking thing which I btw found dreadful because walking those alpacas was like walking sheep. They just kept grazing, maybe walked if they cared enough and were super stubborn. Though maybe it was just that particular herd. Anyway, they had maybe 20-30 alpacas and it also was just a side business and hobby of them. Having over 100 alpacas in the middle of nowhere really makes no sense if you want to be a legit farm (as we all know).

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

No tranny waco is part of the experience. On the last day the kids are driven out of the tranch right before the air strike hits. As the entire valley is engorged in flames kev kev screams to the kids in the back watching him die "DONT END UP LIKE MEEEEE!!!" as his rotten flesh (mutch like the amhole) slides off his face. The finally the inferno subsides. silence at last. They return to normal civilization in a few hours but the memories will haunt them forever.

"Tell my mother I want to wear her skin! AND MY SISTEEEEEEER'S!"

 

[Constellationzero]

Maybe you've hit on the new business angle for the Tranch: Scared Straight: 2021 Coomer Edition.

"Are YOU a parent worried about your son wearing programmer socks and trying to grow a pair of tubular titties? For the low low price of $99.99/day you can send your little gender queer snowflake on a once in a lifetime adventure to see what lays in his future should he continue down this stunning and brave path.

"$99.99/day entitles him to SMELL what an amhole SMELLS like, TASTE what the abject failure of culinary ambition TASTES like, and SEE what awaits him in his mid-30s and beyond via the real-life funhouse mirror of receding hairlines, pockmarked visages, and misshapen pharmaceutically induced gynecomastic chests!

"Act now before the ATF/FBI finish drawing straws and finalize its raid plans. We guarantee your special little one will re-think his life choices and put down those damn cartoons and toys."

I--I don't even have kids and all I have to say is SHUT UP AND TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY!

 

[s0mbra]

Scared Cis

 

[grandpasatan]

Kevin washes his hair once a month, as per his usual Twitter over sharing. He also confesses to not douching unless required. I think we can draw conclusions on his general hygiene standards.

re: Goddess thing, didn’t you know God himself is trans? They can’t misgender the big guy in the sky.

Uh the life goal is to experience totally awesome little girl puberty with the hypersexual born-again-amhole-virgin polycule! Duh! Except without all the yucky girl bleeding and cramping and unwanted sexual attention. Polycule needs all the sexual attention. Kev aspires to be a dumb bimboslut, moving to reality from online rps, about getting bred with a hundred kittens by a dom diaper robot, that all mysteriously die when the getting off is done because science is too transphobic to do transspecies uterine transplants. And if he and the crew can can crack the eggs of the ugliest, most isolated, and nerdiest of male adult children along with them... bliss!

hnhggfdggchhhhfffn GODDESS

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

Minorish update stream from the tranch over future plans, hopefully uploading it works.

TLW:
-They want to start a chestnut/hazelnut farm on the ranch, along with potentially growing hempcrop (i.e weed) outside. (I'm not too sure anything could grow there but hey,)
-They'll try and start a greenhouse and become food independent
-They'll finally build a fence to stop the alpacas from swimming in their own food
-Finally, they're gonna try and start their volunteer program, with the idea being that volunteers will stay there for up to months at a time. Noteworthy detail being that they have to bring their own food for all the time they're staying there.


In other news they're still fucking livid over the accusations they're neglecting and overcrowding their alpacas.


And finally, Bonnie is spiraling down the Kevie (am)hole, maybe next week he'll start hfhfghfghing like his roommate.

 

[EnemyStand]

TLW:
-They want to start a chestnut/hazelnut farm on the ranch, along with potentially growing hempcrop (i.e weed) outside. (I'm not too sure anything could grow there but hey,)
-They'll try and start a greenhouse and become food independent
-They'll finally build a fence to stop the alpacas from swimming in their own food
-Finally, they're gonna try and start their volunteer program, with the idea being that volunteers will stay there for up to months at a time. Noteworthy detail being that they have to bring their own food for all the time they're staying there.

Well, they've hit peak woke and hurtled headlong into CHAZ 2.0. We'll probably get some primo laughs from their attempt at starting a crop. I do genuinely have a question directed at our more agrarian Kiwis though: is it normal to feed volunteers in these situations?

In other news they're still fucking livid over the accusations they're neglecting and overcrowding their alpacas.
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Cool. Now do the barn. With all the alpacas inside.