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Minorish update stream from the tranch over future plans, hopefully uploading it works.
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TL:biggrin:W:
-They want to start a chestnut/hazelnut farm on the ranch, along with potentially growing hempcrop (i.e weed) outside. (I'm not too sure anything could grow there but hey,)
-They'll try and start a greenhouse and become food independent
-They'll finally build a fence to stop the alpacas from swimming in their own food
-Finally, they're gonna try and start their volunteer program, with the idea being that volunteers will stay there for up to months at a time. Noteworthy detail being that they have to bring their own food for all the time they're staying there.


In other news they're still fucking livid over the accusations they're neglecting and overcrowding their alpacas.
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And finally, Bonnie is spiraling down the Kevie (am)hole, maybe next week he'll start hfhfghfghing like his roommate.
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Are they feeding large square bales just by throwing them out there?!? Jeez that is a really quick way to waste about half the bale. I’m not sure about alpacas but most livestock I know are pretty messy eaters and if you just toss a bale out there a good chunk will end up rotting on the ground. Those bales are usually used in professional operations where the bale will be gone in a day or two tops. I guess if they have that many alpacas and such barren soil they could be going through a bale every 2-3 days. I would love to see more pictures and not ones staged by them.
 
Minor powerlevel, but years ago my family moved to a new house with a small orchard which contained one hazelnut tree. It was fully grown and produced about 1-2 buckets worth of nuts, just enough for my family to snack on through the year. It may be just me, but hazelnut farming sounds like quite an unprofitable venture, especially since they live in a colder and less fertile environment and that it takes years for a tree to start bearing fruit.
 
It goes to show how goddamn inept they are when about 2 years into the ranch they are at the point where they take ideas from the internet goblins known as kiwifarms. These are grown ass human beings, there's no goddamn excuse for being this retarded and not doing their own fucking research.

I have a very uncomfortable feeling that they picked "Hazelnuts and chestnuts" on a whim since they sound romantic, or it was the most expensive nut they could find in a google search and then picked it without thinking about it, considering what Boris' Eye says. How do five grown ass men in their 30s fuck up this hard? Should have just stayed in the city and ran a nighclub called the ranch where you could do weird sex and petplay shit.
Oh, God. If they are reading this thread I was only kidding about the Bloody Benders and hobo killing grannies. That was not a suggestion, Penny! I wouldn't think I'd need to point this out, but, you know, troons. They think getting their dick and/or balls chopped off was a good idea, so I feel the need to clarify this.
 
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He actually looks worse now. He still has his manish facial structure and the only real change that I noticed is that his hairline got even worse.
 
they must struggle with kitchen space as is. Imagine the state of all those people using one kitchen. It's going to create so much mess and wear and tear and even less space for those that already live in the dome of doom.
They could just stack up a bunch of microwaves and call it a day. You know troons don't cook anything beyond nuking tendies and Hot Pockets. They're incapable of doing anything requiring basic cooking skill because they didn't go through little girl puberty or something.
 
Minor powerlevel, but years ago my family moved to a new house with a small orchard which contained one hazelnut tree. It was fully grown and produced about 1-2 buckets worth of nuts, just enough for my family to snack on through the year. It may be just me, but hazelnut farming sounds like quite an unprofitable venture, especially since they live in a colder and less fertile environment and that it takes years for a tree to start bearing fruit.
They're all about failing ventures and fondling nuts (reminiscing the old days).
 
I'm going to be extremely generous and assume they're talking about industrial hemp, the one people use to make clothes and textile. AFAIK growing is pretty damn easy - processing however requires either back-breakingly hard manual labour or expensive and large machinery. This is going to end in spectacular failure, if they even attempt it.
One year we tried to grow hemp instead of alfalfa for roughage. The stuff grew amazingly, but we spent weeks have the chopper jam up try to cut the stuff, no matter how long it dried it was like chopping ropes. We swore to never grow the stuff again because of the tremendous pain in the ass taking the stuff off.

I don't know why the tranch would want to grow the stuff, obviously they would have to take it in by hand, and hay forage is much more realistic. There is a fair amount of 50%hemp 50%aplaca wool textiles so maybe that is the plan. In total though I wouldn't be surprised if they decided to grow it because of how queer hemp is.
 
One year we tried to grow hemp instead of alfalfa for roughage. The stuff grew amazingly, but we spent weeks have the chopper jam up try to cut the stuff, no matter how long it dried it was like chopping ropes. We swore to never grow the stuff again because of the tremendous pain in the ass taking the stuff off.

I don't know why the tranch would want to grow the stuff, obviously they would have to take it in by hand, and hay forage is much more realistic.
Yes, you're supposed to beat the everliving shit out of hemp to separate the fibers from the hurd. Like I said, it's either that, back-breaking manual labour - so they'd become Brokeback Tranch - or acquiring decorticator machines. A quick search brings up this site, envirotextile.com which lists three available models with no prices, only "inquries". That usually means expensive. This site which I can't view due to being a Europoor Eurocuck (archive for fellow Europoor Eurocucks) states a Canadian-made all-in-one HempTrain plant costs $1.5 million US, and there's no fucking way these loony troons could ever cough up that kind of cash.

This all neatly brings us to Donald J. Trump's "a small loan of a million dollars" gaffe. A million dollars is indeed a lot for us common people. It is, however, a frighteningly small amount when starting a substantial business.
In total though I wouldn't be surprised if they decided to grow it because of how queer hemp is.
That's so horrifyingly retarded it must be true.
 
"We abuse the animals because we can't afford not to."
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But I was told that each pampered alpaca has food, a sweater, and .2 acres of frozen wasteland?
E-begging from Kiwi Farms? Silly bitch, we all know that the equipment you speak of is sex toys, action figures, and stuffies. Begone with you!
 
"We abuse the animals because we can't afford not to."
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But I was told that each pampered alpaca has food, a sweater, and .2 acres of frozen wasteland?

you’d think the thousands of dollars Kevin has grifted and spent on toys would definitely help on the equipment front. But sure blame us for being concerned with how you treat these animals. Just keep deflecting you degenerates.
 
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