US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

A Florida Governor has already told Slo-Mo Joe to fuck off
def figuratively and also a non-zero chance literally

I like how it's totes transparent that nobody takes Joe's authority seriously, to the point of passing legislation saying "fuck EOs."

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Didn't H.W. get up in the high approvals for the results in the Persian Gulf War?

I think he had around that number too, thanks to the Soviet Union collapsing on his watch and the Gulf War showing that America was back in business. I'd only buy that Biden has anywhere close to 70% after people finally stop giving a shit about Wu Flu, there's a massive media blitz saying he got rid of it and whatever pitiful stimulus gibs we end up getting finally go out.

I was hoping you guys would know more, I don't believe it's starting out with armed guards and sniper towers, but they are thinking of starting with blocking flights to Florida during the summer to deny them tourism money at the very least.

I just naturally assume that this is a foot in the door for more.

I doubt it will happen just because I'm sure we're on track for Biden to have 'defeated' the Blumpfvirus by summer and its just going to look hilariously petty at that point.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I doubt it will happen just because I'm sure we're on track for Biden to have 'defeated' the Blumpfvirus by summer and its just going to look hilariously petty at that point.

Why win brownie points for beating the virus when you could use it to leverage more power? Biden did say to mask up until 2022.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Uh, um... Every 5.3 seconds on average in this ~32min briefing.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Once again I am glad I don't watch TV. Watching this "trial" can only make a person dumber, just like being in the senate.

I just realized I became one of those "I don't watch television" types I used to think were smug assholes as a kid, but that's because nothing enticing is on TV anymore.

 

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[verissimus]

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Four (ok almost 4) more years of this crap is just going to convince me to vote for the Orange-man.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

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No human being could hate dogs this much. A cat is doing this.

 

[Space Rebel]

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This is a trolling campaign from 4Chan designed to make people hate dogs because of those heckin' pupperino posts on Reddit, calling it now.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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Good to know Biden is wasting all our time playing Mario Kart.

Spoiler

No, I'm being serious, just keep playing Mario Kart.

 

[trent]

Uh, um... Every 5.3 seconds on average in this ~32min briefing.

No one in the MSM/on the left will ever call this woman out on how shitty and unprepared she always is at these briefings. They'll probably accuse people who are criticizing her of being "bullies" because she is a woman or whatever.

Meanwhile, they shat all over Kayleigh McEnany for being too prepared and shutting down reporters by debunking their bullshit.

That's going to be the narrative for the next 4 years. Bidens crew will do an absolutely abysmal job in every facet while Twitter and CNN runs interference for them until people in the middle get pissed off enough to vote for Trump 2.0 in 2024.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

I just realized I became one of those "I don't watch television" types I used to think were smug assholes as a kid, but that's because nothing enticing is on TV anymore.

To be fair, they really were smug bastards. Its just the TV gave way to Youtu e and piratebay.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Hitler was a great public speaker, created jobs for out of work Aryans, and improved the clusterfuck that was the 1930s economy.

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It's easy to trick the stats for quite a long time when you effectively place your entire economy on a war footing and spend tens of millions from the public purse to create those jobs.

 

[ddlloo]

I still just want an article that summarises how many "circle back"s have been spoken vs how many times she or the admin have actually gone and later delivered the information.

It just reeks of being a purely throw away line for any question they either don't want to answer or weren't prepared enough to answer. But hey, at least she's politely telling the journos to fuck off, so that counts for something right?

 

[Ledian]

I still just want an article that summarises how many "circle back"s have been spoken vs how many times she or the admin have actually gone and later delivered the information.

It just reeks of being a purely throw away line for any question they either don't want to answer or weren't prepared enough to answer. But hey, at least she's politely telling the journos to fuck off, so that counts for something right?

It's ironic that this administration, one that Biden claimed would be more honest than Trump's, rarely gives out answers to burning questions or just plain refuses to be transparent with a lot of shit.
Is this what people really wanted? Criticize Trump's admin all you want, least he tried to be transparent about things, right or wrong he might have been about something. Sadder that journos were willing to grill Trump or his press sec over the tiniest things and now they play ball for Biden and pretend that they never acted like that before nor do they need to. It's glaringly obvious yet people believe it anyways.

 

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[Goyslop Muncher]

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Furry genocide when?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

When you put things into perspective like that it really exposes how authoritarian supposed democracy/republic is. More people don't vote for the winning candidate than do. Truly the tyranny of the minority.

More like the tyranny of people who actually bothered to vote.

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They don't pay you to make light of someone's advanced cancer?

 

[thismanlies]

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>No, "they" actually don't.

Ah, Oval Pawffice? Where are you ((((going))) with this?

 

[Oats12345]

Umm... Good luck with that.

1. Good luck covering every back road between two states.
2. Fucking state is full of Cubans who engineered trucks to be seaworthy to escape that hell hole. You really want to challenge them to a game of "keep on your side of the line"?

If he does this. This convince Cubans in Florida never to vote for dems again. Biden already Lost alot of their vote by talking about how progressive he was in his advisement videos during the election (progressive in Spanish means socialist). That would just kill any chance of winning them back.

this also has to probably have to do with him and Jill getting booed at during the super ball.