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[Marshal Mannerheim]

I can only imagine how shit this must be for those poor folk especially if they see hideous deathfats and other degenerates claiming to be asexual because nobody wants to go near their fetid (am)holes.

As I've said, it drives me up the wall.

 

[Cool Spot]

While Penny's busy chopping firewood and shoveling frozen alpacas from under 2 ft of snow, Kevin knows he's earned a break.
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Look at those big gay gorl hands hnghnghsdfhg >///<
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That Transformer costs $34.99 and according to Hasbro's site, is part of a set that costs probably around $250 if you factor in taxes and shipping.

 

[ten dollars off]

All the supposedly asexual people I've known have been extremely sedentary, and often very unattractive. When your sex drive plummets due to poor self-care and lack of interest from others, I can see how you might want to label it something that implies it's part of who you are, rather than an unfortunate side-effect of your life.

Edit to add: I can also see how it could be a coping mechanism to avoid sexual situations if you've had traumatic sexual experiences in the past.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Spoiler: asexuality sperging

Most "asexuals" I've met (and I have, for my sins, met a lot) seem to fall into three categories:

1. People who are either young (teens) or older but very immature, and their sex drive hasn't kicked in yet / they're socially anxious enough that the anxiety overrides .
2. People with medical and/or trauma issues related to sex, that started before their sex drive kicked in (e.g. vaginisimus/other "painful sex" issues, childhood sexual abuse, hormone imbalance, body image disorders).
3. People who buy into the "asexuals can love to fuck, they're just not sexually attracted to anyone" (whatever the fuck that means, idk how that's substantially different from wanting to fuck, but there you go) and have decided they're gonna be special for tumblr brownie points.

I know sex researchers do recognise "true asexuality", i.e. people who seem perfectly physically healthy and mentally well-balanced, who just have zero interest in sex (and generally romantic relationships). Even Kinsey of the Kinsey Scale fame identified them, as a group with "no socio-sexual contacts", so science has known about them for a while. But these people are vanishingly rare, I suspect, and probably make up a minority even of people who claim they're asexual.

All this to say that Womb Wizard is almost certainly a type 3, and our very own Mistress Penny is probably a type 2.

 

[AlexaAutismo]

Kevin continues to be a consoooomer and wanting to be the dumb slut for cooms:

Kevin wanting to name and shame:

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Falling for all the girls! What a feeling Kevvie...

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O M G.. To be honest I have no idea what's going on here or what the goal is lol:

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Zelda anniversaries make Kevvie feel older

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Some shit about Captain Marvel? Hopefully someone can explain.

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"My gender is an A.I..." lol that's random.txt worthy

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More consoooming. Apparently this is Kevvies biggest grail. Anyone care to comment as to why that might be?

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Note: As always archive links are coming soon(tm)

 

[M3xus]

It looks like a combiner to my eye, which means he probably needed to find five toys in total if it's not a case of Hasbro/Takara packaging them all together. Good on him for scouring Ebay, I guess?

::EDIT::

Great Googly Moogly, it's $289.99! My folks balked at $30 back in the 80s!

Don't take my word for it, though.

 

[s0mbra]

If you can't even tell if one is a knockoff why not get a cheaper knock off then?
Or does our lil communist just want to shovel money into multi billion dollar mega corporations like hasbro?

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

My gender is an A.I..." lol that's random.txt worthy

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Kevin describing his gender as something that fell in love with an outsiders concept of femininity is unusually self-aware.

 

[Ninon42]

Roald Dahl is rolling in his grave.

Dahl was a bit twisted himself (though not even on the scale as the amhole). His book My Uncle Oswald about spermjackers is hilarious and a total "you ruined my childhood" read for people only familiar with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, or James and the Giant Peach.

Add chopping wood to the endless list of things Penny is too incompetent to do properly.

We delicate ladies prefer to use the far safer and more accurate kindling crackers, trancheros. They're not too expensive and even a wilted flower like Kev-kev could use it as it requires only a mallet, not an axe with which he could give himself yet another infected gash. Tbh though he'd probably be into that.

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[Cool Spot]

If you can't even tell if one is a knockoff why not get a cheaper knock off then?
Or does our lil communist just want to shovel money into multi billion dollar mega corporations like hasbro?

Too much of a brand-loyalist consoomer to be a communist.

 

[M3xus]

If you can't even tell if one is a knockoff why not get a cheaper knock off then?
Or does our lil communist just want to shovel money into multi billion dollar mega corporations like hasbro?

Authenticity makes sense from a collection standpoint. It's the difference between something being worth megabucks or pennies, since the knockoffs are more common by nature. This doesn't apply to Kevin, however, since he doesn't keep his toys in the boxes or display them in dust-proof display cases.

Also makes sense from a play standpoint. Authentic toys are less likely to have had corners cut that would compromise the safety of the child playing with it (lead paint, for a fairly recent example), and also less likely to break because of cheaper materials or manufacturing techniques the original manufacturer discarded (like whatever leads to Gold Plastic Syndrome ). I'm not sure how much this would apply to Kevin, but I imagine a cheap knockoff wouldn't do well after being tossed on the floor when he's done with it.

The fact Kevin not only ebegs for toys but has to have the real deal reminds me of a homeless chick that tried to bum shampoo near our church and then bitched it wasn't the right brand. Just a complete lack of priorities.

 

[Constellationzero]

Kevin continues to be a consoooomer and wanting to be the dumb slut for cooms:

Kevin wanting to name and shame:
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(Twitter) (Archive)

Falling for all the girls! What a feeling Kevvie...
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O M G.. To be honest I have no idea what's going on here or what the goal is lol:
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Zelda anniversaries make Kevvie feel older

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Some shit about Captain Marvel? Hopefully someone can explain.
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"My gender is an A.I..." lol that's random.txt worthy
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More consoooming. Apparently this is Kevvies biggest grail. Anyone care to comment as to why that might be?
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(Twitter) (Archive)

Note: As always archive links are coming soon(tm)

What does he even DO with these things? Maybe I don't want to know...

I imagine him living exactly like a low functioning autismo watching cartoons from back in my day (He Man, Thundercats, Transformers, etc.) and uh... "playing" with them like he's five. I bet it gets pretty noisy and obnoxious in the Troondome at times. Penny and Bonnie ought to take some advice from a mother and brush up on this:

 

[Cool Spot]

Dahl was a bit twisted himself (though not even on the scale as the amhole). His book My Uncle Oswald about spermjackers is hilarious and a total "you ruined my childhood" read for people only familiar with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, or James and the Giant Peach.

His books were definitely an indication of his dark humor, although I don't think he'd ever think that a joke about a spoiled child's misfortune would become a degenerate fetish.

 

[SqueakyClean]

Some shit about Captain Marvel? Hopefully someone can explain.

Can you imagine committing all of this to memory?

 

[0 0]

Can you imagine committing all of this to memory?

Can you imagine committing all of Kevin's abhorrent life history, medical horror, and repulsive sexual interests to memory? Because I don't have to imagine it.

 

[ten dollars off]

It's funny to think that more people are probably reading Kevin's content on The Kiwi Farms forum than on his actual Twitter account.

 

[Cool Spot]

Can you imagine committing all of this to memory?

He's got nothing better to do on a ranch than to sperg about useless garbage and tweet about his cumbrain.

 

[0 0]

It's funny to think that more people are probably reading Kevin's content on The Kiwi Farms forum than on his actual Twitter account.

It's a good thing there's a unidirectional overlap.

Kevin's followers read Twitter, but some are paranoid enough to read this thread obsessively.

On the opposite side of things, nobody here reads Kevin's Twitter directly because it's horrific, disgusting, or both. Save for the people who screenshot and archive it, and bless them for the sacrifices they make to their sanity in doing so.

 

[mooey]

New Poll Question Idea:
Did Troons ruin Roald Dahl?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

That Transformer costs $34.99 and according to Hasbro's site, is part of a set that costs probably around $250 if you factor in taxes and shipping.

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This must be the life-saving hormones he's always talking about.