Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

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Treblinkachu said:
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Guy #1: Wow, that's terrible! I'm so glad everyone's okay!
Len: Will the other choo-choos come near me?

Typical Len. Also, derailed trains. Insert Twilight Zone theme here.

In fact, let's have a bit of an examination of Shaner's history with derailed trains.

I suspect, especially after reading @I'm With Chris 's post about "Dooley", that Shaner has tried to do bad things to railways before. He's 58 years old, an autistic sociopath, and has entitlement issues out the ass. In his more sprightly years, he probably attempted a number of stupid things like this but was never caught because, maybe, he was actually able to run away without his gut weighing him down, or because people assumed the poor harmless retard couldn't have done it. Maybe he hasn't actually tried to derail a train specifically until now, but he's probably endangered lives. Maybe he's fucked with the machinery as revenge, or something. Maybe he's popped off the wheels, I don't fucking know. I just know that Shaner is the kind of person who does this sort of thing.

But I do doubt he's actually derailed another train before, or caused any large-scale harm. Shaner is one thing if any, and that's completely incompetent. His criminal ventures like stealing train parts succeed mostly because he's persistent and there's no immediate active resistance on anyone's part, or at least there hasn't been up until recently. He's beyond stupid and irrational; he's actually illogical, which is probably why people let him do what he does--they think it must just be another crazy twist from the heavens, when it's just an autistic waste of space's bizarre way of relating to the world.

My bet is that he tried to derail the train that he was filming that day to jerk off to and continues to deny his clear and obvious guilt in even now, but failed because he is just so hilariously incompetent. They charged him with reckless endangerment because of what he wanted to do, not because of what he almost did. This makes Len not only a morally bankrupt human being, but also very pathetic.

Why are you so pathetic, Len? You're sixty years old and you've never done anything but make other people miserable. I bet your mom wishes you had never been born. I bet she wishes she'd had sex with a Cadillac instead of a train.
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I think after that, you need this:
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#ZeroPointEnergy2084. said:
Because all of Lenny`s miserable life he has been rejected time and time again by women.
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It's pathetic that his type of response is so common - "women don't like me, I better dehumanise them and objectify them even more, because apparently thinking all women are dumb and waiting for a man makes it somehow less embarrassing I haven't captured one yet!"

Schuylkill Valley said:
No, I'm in great spirits , I was just talking to my Lawyer, and he said "We have this in the bag. Because they are so stupid."
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A real lawyer would say "we have this in the bag... because we have so much evidence that can clearly prove your case in court". You don't win in court by pointing out the stupidity of others, you win by proving their allegations are wrong with factual evidence. Not hearsay.

All you need to do to prove you have a lawyer is give us a screenshot of a single email. Or a single piece of correspondence where said lawyer's name is present, and he addresses you. That's it. Copy pasta from the internet just shows us who your fantasy lawyer is, not the truth.
 
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Jashinist said:
A real lawyer would say "we have this in the bag... because we have so much evidence that can clearly prove your case in court". You don't win in court by pointing out the stupidity of others, you win by proving their allegations are wrong with factual evidence. Not hearsay.

All you need to do to prove you have a lawyer is give us a screenshot of a single email. Or a single piece of correspondence where said lawyer's name is present, and he addresses you. That's it. Copy pasta from the internet just shows us who your fantasy lawyer is, not the truth.
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But see, given Lenny's track record, I get the feeling that somehow he's going to fuck that up without even trying.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
But see, given Lenny's track record, I get the feeling that somehow he's going to fuck that up without even trying.
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inb4:

"Mr Shaner,

I have lawyered around and figured out how to win the case. Everyone else is so stupid, and we will just tell them this in court. Then we will go and get some ice cream, ok?

- Hy Mayerson"

Done through Facebook messages of course, probably on his wall, because that's definitely how lawyers contact their clients.
 
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Jashinist said:
inb4:

"Mr Shaner,

I have lawyered around and figured out how to win the case. Everyone else is so stupid, and we will just tell them this in court. Then we will go and get some ice cream, ok?

- Hy Mayerson"

Done through Facebook messages of course, probably on his wall, because that's definitely how lawyers contact their clients.
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As even the lowest level law fag can explian, Facebook is the quickest and easiest method of greeting coherent, truthfully and useful information from even the most difficult clients. It opens up avenues that telephone calls, emails or even faxes can't easy traverse. Surely Mr. Shaners lawyer is of the utmost pedigree. If of course he exists (he doesn't) and Mr. Shaner could convince (he most certainly could not of) to represent him. As Len has stated before "it's in the bag", the only thing in the bag is you being convicted.
 
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Humanoid Email Address said:
At times like this I wonder if someone could contact him claiming to be Phoenix Wright, and to see if they could convince Len to become his lawyer. I mean he bought MSDos government hacker Curr Be claiming that the Farms members include Sonichu characters and Andy Kaufman.
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Not even Nick would have a chance at getting him declared not guilty. (I wrote "getting him off" first, but I don't think that's the appropriate phrase to use in the context of Len.)
 
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