I know you know nothing about women
I don't know if you've realized this, but your jabs have been unnaturally weak. Well, not just the jabs:
but sometimes women will talk about sex with each other. Like just as casual conversation. That often includes discussing their experiences and tastes. Wild, I know.
I was suggesting that you're either a voyeur or you're being lied to, well after I outright stated that women lie about enjoying anal sex.
It's as though both your capacities for personal attacks and reading comprehension took two double hammerfists, or you're really poorly executing mid-low effort posting, in which case I'm concerned about your anal fixation.
Btw anuses are fine for sex as long as you use plenty of lube and take it slow
and also make sure that you didn't have any explosive foods in case your stomach starts acting up mid-way, make sure you're not constipated, make sure your colon's sufficiently empty at the time of the deed, consider giving yourself an enema to ensure such...
The fact that you have to use "plenty of lube" for an orifice and
still have to "take it slow" should be indicative of my point.
Seriously you're baffled by the idea that women might like buttsex because pain, yet think they should be forced to carry out pregnancies and give birth.
Neither of those things have anything to do with the other, and no amount of repeating that distortion will give it weight.
Also damn dude you really be turning chicks gay and everything.
First girlfriend was a self-avowed lesbian (i.e. I don't know what or who she was doing before me, but I had no reason to doubt her retellings of her past) well before she had started making moves on me, and pined for me for a while after I broke up with her.
I'm pretty sure this was meant to be a rib more than anything, but for some reason I can't even take joy in the irony. Probably because the joke's based on an assumption that the third case I listed was a romantic partner as opposed to, literally, someone I was aware of.