Corporate wokeness is always a cover, purely a public relations smokescreen. Notice how it will appear whenever there might be some controversy brewing within. New Star Wars hire looking lame? Better fire Gina Carano for her boomer memes. DC just axed dozens of jobs? HEY we have a latina Wonder Girl show in the works!
it's LESS autistic for a Transformers fan to see Optimus Prime as a "father figure" ( personally I never did, but I've heard it was a thing) than it is for Bobbert to regard Mario as some sort of father figure/kindred spirit/entity to be fused with like Goku and Vegeta going "Fuuuuu-siooooooooon-HA!"
Luckily I was too young in the 80's to date. Different story in the 90's. Shit was hard if people found out you were a "geek" into tabletop game. Then the two major school shootings happened and I thought my dating life would be all over.
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Back when Bob was a child (and when I was an older child), there was a cartoon called the Super Mario Bros. Super Show. It definitely gave Mario a personality and where he lived while not saving the princess (hence Bob's autistic insistence that 'Mario is from Brooklyn, REEEEE!'). Bob's basing that cartoon on his fantasies.
It's even funnier when you compare them on SocialBlade. Alfabusa has been gaining subscribers hand over fist, but MovieBob's been bleeding subscribers. Bob peaked in July 2019 and has lost over 10k subs as of today.We're coming up on a year with the coof, if not a year in some places. Let's see how Bob managed this past year
View attachment 1933902Bob Chipman: Patreon Earnings + Statistics + Graphs + Rank
moviebob1 Patreon, Twitter - earnings, statistics, graphs, and popularity rank updated daily
The green line is earnings per month and the yellow line the amount of patrons
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That giant jump in mid October iswhen he was shitcannedI'm sorry I mean his contract was not renewed. You can see that every month there is a drop both before and after The Escapist yeeted him with just a slight jump during Christmas.
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For comparison let's look at another Youtuber who's been around as long as Bob.
View attachment 1933904Alfabusa: Patreon Earnings + Statistics + Graphs + Rank
alfabusa Patreon, Twitter - earnings, statistics, graphs, and popularity rank updated daily
Alfabusa puts out far less content than Bob did, even not counting his reheated bullshit he insultingly calls "Classic. What he does do is put actual effort into his work and doesn't go into giant tirades about how half the population needs to banned from society at large and the politically undecided are slightly better than sentient mushrooms because they don't agree immediately with said creator. Bob's gonna be 40 in a matter of hours and I don't know if he'll ever learn.
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TheChippa Patreon earnings, statistics, graphs, and popularity rank updated daily
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Those multiple mortgages and the house renovation and the craft beer ain't gonna pay for itself people! Paying jobs are for people who are NOT on the internet and baby bubba Cwiss IS on the internet. You don't want Sara to catch the coof again do you?
Alfabusa doesn't fuck around. He doesn't do major updates often, but when he does, he arrives with authority.We're coming up on a year with the coof, if not a year in some places. Let's see how Bob managed this past year
View attachment 1933902Bob Chipman: Patreon Earnings + Statistics + Graphs + Rank
moviebob1 Patreon, Twitter - earnings, statistics, graphs, and popularity rank updated daily
The green line is earnings per month and the yellow line the amount of patrons
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That giant jump in mid October iswhen he was shitcannedI'm sorry I mean his contract was not renewed. You can see that every month there is a drop both before and after The Escapist yeeted him with just a slight jump during Christmas.
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For comparison let's look at another Youtuber who's been around as long as Bob.
View attachment 1933904Alfabusa: Patreon Earnings + Statistics + Graphs + Rank
alfabusa Patreon, Twitter - earnings, statistics, graphs, and popularity rank updated daily
Alfabusa puts out far less content than Bob did, even not counting his reheated bullshit he insultingly calls "Classic. What he does do is put actual effort into his work and doesn't go into giant tirades about how half the population needs to banned from society at large and the politically undecided are slightly better than sentient mushrooms because they don't agree immediately with said creator. Bob's gonna be 40 in a matter of hours and I don't know if he'll ever learn.
View attachment 1933915Chris Chipman: Patreon Earnings + Statistics + Graphs + Rank
TheChippa Patreon earnings, statistics, graphs, and popularity rank updated daily
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Those multiple mortgages and the house renovation and the craft beer ain't gonna pay for itself people! Paying jobs are for people who are NOT on the internet and baby bubba Cwiss IS on the internet. You don't want Sara to catch the coof again do you?
Honestly, with the ChiVi you'd think these content creator's earnings would jump or at least stay the same. But these people just seem to not be able to resist being retarded on the Internet. Especially since everyone who's out of work is trying to get into the Internet Famous game.
”we could have been pouring taxpayers' money down the drain for Elon Musk's sake but instead we did it for Israel and Saudi Arabia's sake” is an interesting take
The reason this tweet works but none of Bob's ever do is because the blame for the endless wars falls squarely on the powerful and its a valid criticism that the government has spent valuable money, time and resources on war instead of space travel.
Blob is not the only person to have made the mistake of assuming that space travel is going to start by solving all of what they think are humanity's problems, when the reality is going to be reserved for shipments of titanium for at least a century.
Imagine "we could have developed less destructive cancer treatments but we colonized Mars instead".
The oldest trick in the book. Although I suppose karma is a bitch, because the women they typically attract are usually not worth it.
Mars Aeternum. XD
Rate me hopeful but the dream is that we will be able to leave much of the bullshit we've made for ourselves on Earth behind. A chance to go back to a world where humans can live without room for anti-social internet blowhards, insane predatory fetishists, and what not.
