Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Oliver Onions]

Capshit fanboys continue to be butthurt about Scorsese; even Bobby had enough:
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Curious by their absence: Wolf of Wall Street, Silence, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Shutter Island, Gangs of New York...you know, were I the cynical sort I'd say this shitty meme was being willfully dishonest to force a point.

Meanwhile: Captain Marvel (Green Lantern movie but tits), Doctor Strange (almost shot-for-shot remake of Iron Man with some Kingdom Hearts shit), Endgame (overlong basic bitch time travel malarkey), Winter Soldier (Jason Bourne with a big shield, actual good film)...

The only thing 'experimental' about Marvel movies is Disney testing how many times they can repackage the same shit before an audience stops turning up.

 

[UserAccess]

If I remember correctly, tomorrow it is Bob big B day. He turns 40 this year if I am correct. Hurray for being such a fat failure at 40.

Despite his bravado and "tough guy" persona, I'm sure he feels like one.

Since we know he narcissistically refreshes this page, thinking he measures success by how much hate is pointed his way, I'll save him some research when he looks this up later this evening while funneling "private reserve" wine coolers with his fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person.

Bob, the closest Lowe's Hardware to Lynn is in Saugus, about 4.5 miles away on 1500 Broadway. They sell rope by the foot. For most people, 3/8" diameter should offer tensile strength to spare for their carriage, but in your case, don't risk it. Spend a little more and get the 7/16" to get the job done right.

If you have any questions about matching the right rope for your needs, or for hours of operation, the Saugus Lowe's telephone number is (781) 417-1027.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

The Dems have introduces yet another clownishly bizarre bill. Bobby wants it to be more clownish, because politics is supposed to be "fun" like video games. Even his Angel is nonplussed by his misanthropic outburst:

Jessica: This bill looks bad for the dems
Bob: yes but they could make themselves look even worse by screwing over poor white people too.
Jessica: what good would that do?
Bob: government lock downs made it so I can't go to a theater and watch capeshit. So naturally poor white people need to suffer for my inconvenience.
I'm constantly amazed Bob has enough brain power to put pants on correctly. Bob needs to be elected to congress so we can watch the spectacle of him trying to tack on his superiah fucha ideas to every single bill.

 

[Adamska]

Jessica: This bill looks bad for the dems
Bob: yes but they could make themselves look even worse by screwing over poor white people too.
Jessica: what good would that do?
Bob: government lock downs made it so I can't go to a theater and watch capeshit. So naturally poor white people need to suffer for my inconvenience.
I'm constantly amazed Bob has enough brain power to put pants on correctly. Bob needs to be elected to congress so we can watch the spectacle of him trying to tack on his superiah fucha ideas to every single bill.

Bob keeps forgetting he'd be screwed by his own standards.

But then he's always delusionally thought himself a rich thinker, so that's not surprising.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Bob keeps forgetting he'd be screwed by his own standards.

But then he's always delusionally thought himself a rich thinker, so that's not surprising.

It'd be like and episode of The Twilight Zone where Bob gets his wish and his policies are made real. At the end Bob is declared an unevolved subhuman and marched off to a death camp and in a moment of self reflection realizes he was the mayo ghoul all along. That would obviously never happen because Bob is incapable of self reflection of any kind.

 

[Adamska]

It'd be like and episode of The Twilight Zone where Bob gets his wish and his policies are made real. At the end Bob is declared an unevolved subhuman and marched off to a death camp and in a moment of self reflection realizes he was the mayo ghoul all along. That would obviously never happen because Bob is incapable of self reflection of any kind.

He would just chimp out and tard rage, no retrospective. It'd be the kind of episode where he screams how he's not unevolved, he's a philosopher king like they are... NOOOO!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Jessica: This bill looks bad for the dems
Bob: yes but they could make themselves look even worse by screwing over poor white people too.
Jessica: what good would that do?
Bob: government lock downs made it so I can't go to a theater and watch capeshit. So naturally poor white people need to suffer for my inconvenience.
I'm constantly amazed Bob has enough brain power to put pants on correctly. Bob needs to be elected to congress so we can watch the spectacle of him trying to tack on his superiah fucha ideas to every single bill.

The bill just seems like an attempt to do to Trump what happened to Pope Formosus at the Cadaver Synod.

It'd be like and episode of The Twilight Zone where Bob gets his wish and his policies are made real. At the end Bob is declared an unevolved subhuman and marched off to a death camp and in a moment of self reflection realizes he was the mayo ghoul all along. That would obviously never happen because Bob is incapable of self reflection of any kind.

Blob stans for people who would despise him if they knew he existed and policies which are based on the assumption that he's different from every other fat white cunt because he votes straight-ticket Democrat at every election.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Meet the new boss.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1362728737062735877

https://archive.vn/TVfUP

lol get rekt nerd

Bob is perplexed that a feminist rag doesn't know basic things about video games

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1362565043909505024

https://archive.vn/aBP5V

Bob calls out an anon for speaking out against the hottest woman in congress.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1362728214020444160

https://archive.vn/xpUxy

And in shit that never happened news

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1362715437209952264

https://archive.vn/QuxOo

No idea what's going on with the mouse but I do know this. There is no sane person that went to Bob and said "Please sir! May I have a reupload of your old content that is still available on the same channel?". I am pressing X at the idea that any of his sycophants actually broached it too.

Uh oh. Something's missing

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1362522400005513218

https://archive.vn/OOFbT

If only someone had captured him maybe saying the movie looks like "ass" but Bob would never call a movie about a stronk female lead "ass" would he?

The Dems have introduces yet another clownishly bizarre bill. Bobby wants it to be more clownish, because politics is supposed to be "fun" like video games. Even his Angel is nonplussed by his misanthropic outburst:

I might as well archive his ""swing voters" are barely sentient enough to be classified above fungus" post.

Low blood sugar. Drunken ramblings. The same exact vitriol that's spewed on an almost daily basis.

Same difference really.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Capshit fanboys continue to be butthurt about Scorsese; even Bobby had enough:

Because everyone knows that Captain Marvel is a more iconic film than Goodfellas, right?

 

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happy birthday boboo 40 years of being an drooling inbred retard white trash hick

 

[Oliver Onions]

Because everyone knows that Captain Marvel is a more iconic film than Goodfellas, right?

Is it possible to be iconic for the wrong reasons? Because Brie Larson's press tour for that movie will certainly go down in history.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

happy birthday boboo 40 years of being an drooling inbred retard white trash hick

Don't jump the gun fren. He's gotta make it to the 20th before he hits the four oh. A lot can happen in a day, unless you never leave your sub level apartment.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Jessica: This bill looks bad for the dems
Bob: yes but they could make themselves look even worse by screwing over poor white people too.
Jessica: what good would that do?
Bob: government lock downs made it so I can't go to a theater and watch capeshit. So naturally poor white people need to suffer for my inconvenience.
I'm constantly amazed Bob has enough brain power to put pants on correctly. Bob needs to be elected to congress so we can watch the spectacle of him trying to tack on his superiah fucha ideas to every single bill.

Jessica: *hangs up abruptly*
Bob: Hahah, yeah, totally. Well, I should probably get going. Talk to you soon... Okay... bye!

 

[Meriasek]

Low blood sugar. Drunken ramblings. The same exact vitriol that's spewed on an almost daily basis.

Same difference really.

Furiously hammering the "x" button about him ever having low blood sugar, too.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Is it possible to be iconic for the wrong reasons? Because Brie Larson's press tour for that movie will certainly go down in history.

Not to get off track on this thread, but why is she such a unlikable cunt?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Not to get off track on this thread, but why is she such a unlikable cunt?

To keep it brief, she got her start with artsy faggot films like Short Term 12 where the productions were close enough in culture to film school that she was probably rewarded for the whole 'icy feminist queen bitch' persona, not realizing that the real world doesn't always reward white women for being anti-social harpies. And since she's an icy feminist queen bitch, that naturally means that rather than her being out of touch and wrapped up in the wrong social norms, the entire world is wrong for not liking her.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Not to get off track on this thread, but why is she such a unlikable cunt?

Before Captain Marvel came out, Brie Larson made a big deal about how the majority of film critics were white males, and everyone interpreted it as her hating men. It doesn't help that she said that she "doesn't hate white dudes", which kind of sounds like she's saying "I'm not racist, but..."

In addition, she's generally an egotistical person, taking criticisms of her dull performance as personal attacks, the most prominent being the comments telling her to smile more. Of course, rather than understand that those people were telling her to actually emote in her movie, she thought they were sexist for telling a woman to smile.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Before Captain Marvel came out, Brie Larson made a big deal about how the majority of film critics were white males, and everyone interpreted it as her hating men. It doesn't help that she said that she "doesn't hate white dudes", which kind of sounds like she's saying "I'm not racist, but..."

In addition, she's generally an egotistical person, taking criticisms of her dull performance as personal attacks, the most prominent being the comments telling her to smile more. Of course, rather than understand that those people were telling her to actually emote in her movie, she thought they were sexist for telling a woman to smile.

Other actors find her insufferable.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

More Wanda bullshit, he thinks Ian McKallen or Patrick Stewart will appear in that shitshow:
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Normally I ignore poor grammar on Twitter for the same reason I ignore poor social graces on the short bus, but "Get's"? Sticking an apostrophe on a present-tense verb is a unique failure. Is he just lost because it's a copular verb and not an "action word"?

I never see typos like "He walk's to the store." Who fucks this up? Oh, sorry: Who fuck's this up? (Someone who act's smarter than anyone else while he look's dumber, that is who.)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Normally I ignore poor grammar on Twitter for the same reason I ignore poor social graces on the short bus, but "Get's"? Sticking an apostrophe on a present-tense verb is a unique failure. Is he just lost because it's a copular verb and not an "action word"?

I never see typos like "He walk's to the store." Who fucks this up? Oh, sorry: Who fuck's this up? (Someone who act's smarter than anyone else while he look's dumber, that is who.)

It's clearly the contraction of get is. lol get less obsolete and get is more superiorer.