Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Fake Tits seems to have a breakdown of sorts:
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Not directly Bob related, but just for the hell of it I decided to look into this.

From what I can tell, Wu has reported that Signal has a vulnerability because people might be using it with a compromised keyboard app, plus the (probably accurate) speculation that the baked-in Android keyboard in China glows in the dark. This isn't so much "a straightforward vulnerability" as it is "blindingly fucking obvious to anyone with basic infosec knowledge". And also not Signal's problem to vet every app, third party or not. But since she has big (fake) tits, she wants everyone to pretend she discovered the Holy Grail.

EDIT: To be clear, I don't think it's bad idea to have some kind of one-time warning screen in Signal for filthy casuals. "This app is not a complete security system. It cannot protect you if other apps on your phone are compromised. This may include apps that came with your phone, such as keyboards. See this link for more info." Something like that. But for for Wu to report the mere existence of OTHER compromised apps AS A SECURITY PROBLEM WITH SIGNAL is ass-backwards insane troll logic. And then to whine about it not being taken seriously takes a special kind of narcissistic.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

More Wanda bullshit, he thinks Ian McKallen or Patrick Stewart will appear in that shitshow:

Now to offer my theory: it's Doctor Strange because Wanda/Scarlet Witch is slated to appear in the Doctor Strange sequel.

We should totally judge a Republican woman by her looks, but we should never do so to a pair of whorish fake tits.

Again, as I've said, if her English were at all good she would have been sent to the US as a spy.

Fuck. Does Naomi Wu do anything noteworthy? But carry on simping Bobby-Boy.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Bobby gives himself a cookie for being blocked by a terf twitter:
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Someone broke the code of Bobby's sociopathic mind. Bobby responds with non-sequitur:
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The Dems have introduces yet another clownishly bizarre bill. Bobby wants it to be more clownish, because politics is supposed to be "fun" like video games. Even his Angel is nonplussed by his misanthropic outburst:
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I might as well archive his ""swing voters" are barely sentient enough to be classified above fungus" post.

Rush Limburgh.
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Bobby is right that being himself is punishment enough.

From Limburgh to Rogan:
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Big words, and they always end in pop culture:
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I can't think of anything more "anti-interrogative" than "transwomen are women".

Ben Shapiro, Ted Cruz and Texas.
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The new Mars rover evokes his futurism pipe dreams.
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+ + + +
Disney is caught plagiarizing again. Chad Bob pro-tips the Virgin critics who rile on Disney because they couldn't get laid:
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New Mortal Kombat movie:
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Capshit fanboys continue to be butthurt about Scorsese; even Bobby had enough:
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More Wanda bullshit, he thinks Ian McKallen or Patrick Stewart will appear in that shitshow:
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Bobby "colleagues" another person. He hasn't learned his lesson.
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Puerile simping:
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Fake Tits seems to have a breakdown of sorts:
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We should totally judge a Republican woman by her looks, but we should never do so to a pair of whorish fake tits.
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Again, as I've said, if her English were at all good she would have been sent to the US as a spy.

OK I can't think of anything to respond to the diarrhea that @Positron has collected. I'll just repeat something I said yesterday

"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."

Something Bob will never understand.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Capshit fanboys continue to be butthurt about Scorsese; even Bobby had enough:
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Calling Winter Soldier Avant-Garde reminds me of the sound of someone slipping a disk trying to suck his own dick. What on this great green earth could possibly be Avant-Garde about Jason Bourne with more costumes, some ultralight, softer-than-babyshit sci-fi for the CGI budget, and jeet kune do instead of silat? Unless these fuckers have just never encountered a martial arts movie from the last 40-50 years.

They probably think it's a racist genre.

 

[Tronathon242]

As for Oscar movies, I don't think there are any subjects or genres that are off limits. Even eye-candy spectacle movies can be Oscar-worthy. (Although I might have been hesitant to nominate Star Wars for a Best Picture, The Empire Strikes Back had enough going on thematically to qualify for one.) The problem with Bob is that he thinks Modern Marvel Capeshit is on par with classic myths and legends - when most of it is sparkly, timewasting spectacle crap. Said crap can't even win Best Awards for Visual Effects. Take a gander at the list of Oscar Winners for FX in the past few years. You'll see a lot of dramatic cinematic reenactments of real life events, films based on classic literature and serious Science Fiction, but you won't see any Marvel Comic CG battles taking the prize. The last Marvel Comic Book that won was SpiderMan 2 back in 2004, and it barely edged out Harry Potter and I, Robot.

Nothing in terms of genre ought to be off limits for Best Picture, but there's an unspoken rule about what the Academy will nominate. Comedies, horror films, fantasies, and animated films generally get left off the short list. There are exceptions, of course, but these are few and far between.

Bobert is fundamentally a child mentally, so he regards the MCU as profound in the way many children do. He may sheepishly deny it, but he cannot hide it very well. There's nothing wrong with spectacle and cheese if it's done right and the majority of these Marvel films do get it right. Some of them even manage to rise above that in moments. But they're not worthy of being compared to the mythologies created by ancient civilizations. At a minimum, those tales had plenty of moral ambiguity in them. Capeshit that has such a hard moral binary in film after film gets boring, but that's one of the aspects that appeals to a blubbering Boston beluga who thinks wisdom and intelligence=always good.

 

[blablabla]

i have seen barry lyndon at least 10 times and there is nothing barry lyndon about cruella, hell if you are going for style kubrick + eyes wide shut is the first thing that is going to come up for people who knows about films and is not a drooling retard like bobo chimpman

boon and tobias straight up stole from big trouble in little china shang tsung and raiden. there is nothing schloky about that. also for american retards like him who saw the shaw brothers with dubs the movies might sound like that but in their original language with subs they wrere played straight.

blobbo you didnt play mkI-II, you stayed home playing mario. reading books and looking like the same piece of shit drooling inbred retard hick that you look right now. only younger. we have seen the pictures friendo

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Unsurprisingly, Bob’s been silent on the shit happening to Andrew Cuomo.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Calling Winter Soldier Avant-Garde reminds me of the sound of someone slipping a disk trying to suck his own dick. What on this great green earth could possibly be Avant-Garde about Jason Bourne with more costumes, some ultralight, softer-than-babyshit sci-fi for the CGI budget, and jeet kune do instead of silat? Unless these fuckers have just never encountered a martial arts movie from the last 40-50 years.

They probably think it's a racist genre.

Winter Soldier is one of the few MCU movies that tries to be something more than just quiping superheros beat-up CGI mooks. Its an espionage thriller where the hero has to deal with the harsh reality of the modern world and tries to save his best friend from evil. In the words of Captain Picard

The classifications were all about ambition. The flick just wanted to entertain you on the lowest common denominator. The movie wanted to tell a story. The film wanted to take advantage of the art form in every way it could. Cinema wanted to advance the art form.
So in Scorsese's mind, the Marvel movies and most other comic book movies are basically on the level of flick or movie. Now there are some in my opinion that do aim to reach above that level though - Captain America: Winter Soldier and Civil War are in my view movies that try to reach the level of film

Winter Soldier tries to tell an actual story about friends reuniting after 60 years. Its not perfect but its trying to be more than your average capeshit and is probably the closest Bob will actually get to giving a proper review in his life.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Nothing in terms of genre ought to be off limits for Best Picture, but there's an unspoken rule about what the Academy will nominate. Comedies, horror films, fantasies, and animated films generally get left off the short list. There are exceptions, of course, but these are few and far between.

Bobert is fundamentally a child mentally, so he regards the MCU as profound in the way many children do. He may sheepishly deny it, but he cannot hide it very well. There's nothing wrong with spectacle and cheese if it's done right and the majority of these Marvel films do get it right. Some of them even manage to rise above that in moments. But they're not worthy of being compared to the mythologies created by ancient civilizations. At a minimum, those tales had plenty of moral ambiguity in them. Capeshit that has such a hard moral binary in film after film gets boring, but that's one of the aspects that appeals to a blubbering Boston beluga who thinks wisdom and intelligence=always good.

It particularly upsets me that these puffed up fops make such a to do about the MCU making strawmans for their politics and confusing that with artistic weight, because the MCU movies deserve to be recognized as the spectacles that they are.

This is something that I first spotted in the first Captain America movie, and it really crystalized for Avengers, Winter Soldier, and moving forward as one of the most central things that kept me seeing MCU movies for quite a while, and it's in the nature of an MCU fight scene.

I mentioned this a touch above, but people don't track how much the MCU draws off of martial arts movies. If you're familiar with the genre you can see it, not just in traditional fight scene choreography segments, but in the way the powers and abilities are portrayed. Previous superhero films would have characters act in very stagey, fantastical ways. By comparison, everything in an MCU fight scene is integrated; Thor uses the magic of his hammer as he fights with it, Iron Man flies by while dispensing weapons and then lands in a seamless front kick without missing a beat, Captain America, Hulk, and Black Panther all use uniquely stylized choreography with proportionately exaggerated effects.

It made the difference between the old style where Dr Doom and the Fantastic 4 threw bad CGI at each other for an hour and a half, and the new style where an entire theater throws babies in the air because Captain America kickflipped his shield like a skateboarder and then used his heel kick to bounce it off of Baron Von Strucker's skull in a fraction of second. This became the basis for a signature, recognizable format for superhero action that kept me coming back right up until Endgame, even as they started to really mainline the bullshit.

This is completely and utterly lost on most fans of the MCU and I hate it. These movies advanced the 'Fight IQ' of the normie Hollywood action blockbuster by leaps and bounds.

 

[Ravana]

What the fuck was the "psychological mystery" in Endgame? How'd Thor get so fat?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Unsurprisingly, Bob’s been silent on the shit happening to Andrew Cuomo.

That’s because Mario is more of a better Italian than Cuomo.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Also since our own Bobert claims to love Star Trek, I hope Mirror Blobby dies like Mirror Archer did on Enterprise right after gaining power he was poisoned by his Asian Girlfriend who makes out with her Black Lover as he lays there watching while taking his last breathes.

I wish I could see the face of anyone who never saw that episode comprehending what they just read.

 

[Tronathon242]

What the fuck was the "psychological mystery" in Endgame? How'd Thor get so fat?

I'd say the biggest mystery is how the writers thought they could crowbar Carol Danvers in to fight Thanos and not make it a cringe-fest.

That post was such an entire load of shit that even Bob recognized it for what it was. You know what was a good psychological mystery? Shutter Island, made by Scorcese. He's made more than mob flicks and even those films that dude insinuated were simple and dumb are widely considered some of the best films ever made, let alone the greatest in the crime genre.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I'd say the biggest mystery is how the writers thought they could crowbar Carol Danvers in to fight Thanos and not make it a cringe-fest.

That post was such an entire load of shit that even Bob recognized it for what it was. You know what was a good psychological mystery? Shutter Island, made by Scorcese. He's made more than mob flicks and even those films that dude insinuated were simple and dumb are widely considered some of the best films ever made, let alone the greatest in the crime genre.

At least we know Bob isn't that much of a die-hard capeshit fan. Or at least knows better.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

What the fuck was the "psychological mystery" in Endgame? How'd Thor get so fat?

Beer. Advice for any young Kiwis stay the Hell off beer. That shit is murder on your body unless you work a physical job. Do not under any circumstance build a beeramid unless you are employed in physical labor or can burn off the calories. Once you graduate from college limit how much beer you drink. Its tasty but you have to drink it in moderation.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I wonder what Bob thinks "swarthy" means.

I'm hoping that the white girls with #BLM in their profile take notice of this.

Some racial implications there -- big yikes, Bobby.

Eugenicists are generally not known for being anti-racist.

He wants to be like the short, fat sidekick a villain has in a Disney movie. Sucking up to the actual bad guy, never doing anything important and running away when things go bad.

Yeah. Blob also has a fetish for strong women. If you've seen his tweets going back to 2016 when Hillary got her arse kicked by Trump, this becomes obvious.

Bobby gives himself a cookie for being blocked by a terf twitter:

What he doesn't realise is that just because he thinks blocking people is a massive punishment doesn't mean that everyone else does.

But let me just point these things out to Blob, since he probably reads this thread:
• biological sex is immutable.
• allowing women to sell their bodies turns women into commodities.
• two homosexuals bringing up a child to not know who his real mother is is morally wrong.
• blocking people on Twitter does not change any of this.

Someone broke the code of Bobby's sociopathic mind. Bobby responds with non-sequitur:

This is called ”responding to tone”.

Don't do it.

The Dems have introduces yet another clownishly bizarre bill. Bobby wants it to be more clownish, because politics is supposed to be "fun" like video games. Even his Angel is nonplussed by his misanthropic outburst:

Can they not just call it the ”Eid, Pmurt, Eid Act”?

Ben Shapiro, Ted Cruz and Texas.

Two things are true:
• abandoning your constituents in the middle of a disaster is a dick move, and I think less of Cruz for doing so.
• Cruz being in Texas doesn't give him any more power than him being in Cancun, but the image of him being on a holiday while his people suffer is the problem.

Not this bullshit again.

Nobody, on Kiwifarms or otherwise, has given me a good explanation for why we need a space programme other than ”it might produce some technology so let's throw money at it”. There are many people on Earth that need that money, and there is no good reason to waste it on offworld colonies.

Fake Tits seems to have a breakdown of sorts:

I have never seen anyone, black or white, call someone else a whore out of the blue.

We should totally judge a Republican woman by her looks, but we should never do so to a pair of whorish fake tits.

Again, as I've said, if her English were at all good she would have been sent to the US as a spy.

No. History will forget Naomi Wu because she hasn't done anything significant with her life.

Advice for any young Kiwis stay the Hell off beer. That shit is murder on your body unless you work a physical job. Do not under any circumstance build a beeramid unless you are employed in physical labor or can burn off the calories. Once you graduate from college limit how much beer you drink. Its tasty but you have to drink it in moderation.

Indeed. There's a reason beer bellies are a thing.

 

[Foltest]

If I remember correctly, tomorrow it is Bob big B day. He turns 40 this year if I am correct. Hurray for being such a fat failure at 40.

 

[Adamska]

Mario grew up to be a respectable middle-class golfer dad. How about Bob?
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Wow does Bob WANT Mario to be closer to him; what an entitled manchild he is.

Speaking of, I never saw Mario as a dad figure like this sack of lard that waddles; he always came off to me as the good kind of manchild, literally a child at heart dude. I mean the fucker goes off to save princesses more for cake than because he full on loves her based on story lines. He only got kinda serious about that in Odyssey, and got rejected hard.

It really is hilarious how much he wants to be and worship Mario. I still don't get it beyond him slowly rocking back and forth watching Lou Albano's super show as a stupid child.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Speaking of, I never saw Mario as a dad figure like this sack of lard that waddles; he always came off to me as the good kind of manchild, literally a child at heart dude. I mean the fucker goes off to save princesses more for cake than because he full on loves her based on story lines. He only got kinda serious about that in Odyssey, and got rejected hard.

That explains why Blob sees himself in him.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If I remember correctly, tomorrow it is Bob big B day. He turns 40 this year if I am correct. Hurray for being such a fat failure at 40.

Happy birthday to Bob!
He's a fat lazy slob!
He's addicted to Twitter!
And he broke his own shitter!