Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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how good is wandavision anyways, the way this retard speak about it like the second comming of kurosawa is grating

 

[Nobue]

Don't jump the gun fren. He's gotta make it to the 20th before he hits the four oh. A lot can happen in a day, unless you never leave your sub level apartment.

Think he'll hire a prostitute so they won't call him a 40yo virgin?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The detention camps for illegal immigrants were, and are, legal. Whether they were, and are, moral is a thorny issue, but they didn't, and don't, break any laws. You cannot pass ex post facto laws which jail people for working at those camps, because that's unconstitutional.

It must be a day ending in Y, because the left are eating their own again.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

The detention camps for illegal immigrants were, and are, legal. Whether they were, and are, moral is a thorny issue, but they didn't, and don't, break any laws. You cannot pass ex post facto laws which jail people for working at those camps, because that's unconstitutional.

It must be a day ending in Y, because the left are eating their own again.

You mean to tell me that the guy who worked for the guy who infamously passed at shutting down these camps, is also going to pass at outright shutting down the camps? Color me shocked.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

how good is wandavision anyways, the way this retard speak about it like the second comming of kurosawa is grating

Eh, it's pretty mediocre. The sitcom stuff was funny at first, but it got old fast. It also turned Wanda into a complete psychopath using her powers to hold an entire town hostage so she can live out her fantasies with Vision. And she's supposed to be seen as sympathetic. I'm personally looking forward to the Falcon and Winter Soldier more.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

You mean to tell me that the guy who worked for the guy who infamously passed at shutting down these camps, is also going to pass at outright shutting down the camps? Color me shocked.

I love watching people slowly realise that Joe Biden is a neoliberal.

 

[Tronathon242]

Before Captain Marvel came out, Brie Larson made a big deal about how the majority of film critics were white males, and everyone interpreted it as her hating men. It doesn't help that she said that she "doesn't hate white dudes", which kind of sounds like she's saying "I'm not racist, but..."

In addition, she's generally an egotistical person, taking criticisms of her dull performance as personal attacks, the most prominent being the comments telling her to smile more. Of course, rather than understand that those people were telling her to actually emote in her movie, she thought they were sexist for telling a woman to smile.

Her attempting to start a massively successful YouTube channel only revealed another side to her: how fake she is. Watch her flail about trying to explain how much of a totez real gamer she is, totez not fake, lol! Nauseating.

Furiously hammering the "x" button about him ever having low blood sugar, too.

It's just another angle that fits in with the Schrodinger's Asshole concept that defines Bobert. If he can't just shrug his statements off as a joke, he'll blame the drink or his own self-inflicted diabetes.

People have their own demons and will say things they didn't entirely mean in the moment. That's understandable once in a while. Bob does this shit nearly everyday. He would be slightly more respectable if he just threw out his true feelings without walking them back or trying to re-contextualize them based on the reaction he gets. He's not drunk, low on blood sugar, making a joke, or whatever the fuck else half or even a quarter of the time. Disingenuous fat fuck.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Before Captain Marvel came out, Brie Larson made a big deal about how the majority of film critics were white males, and everyone interpreted it as her hating men. It doesn't help that she said that she "doesn't hate white dudes", which kind of sounds like she's saying "I'm not racist, but..."

In addition, she's generally an egotistical person, taking criticisms of her dull performance as personal attacks, the most prominent being the comments telling her to smile more. Of course, rather than understand that those people were telling her to actually emote in her movie, she thought they were sexist for telling a woman to smile.

I'd like to point out Film Robert was likely one of those it's sexist to say Brie should smile as Captain Marvel, but it's okay to say Cavill needed to smile as Superman instead of being "emo".

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Her attempting to start a massively successful YouTube channel only revealed another side to her: how fake she is. Watch her flail about trying to explain how much of a totez real gamer she is, totez not fake, lol! Nauseating.

Yeah but imagine if she started a youtube channel and it was just her playing Dwarf Fortress in pure ascii mode and dunking on pro streamers for appealing to children. Ah, well, what could have been, I guess.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Eh, it's pretty mediocre. The sitcom stuff was funny at first, but it got old fast. It also turned Wanda into a complete psychopath using her powers to hold an entire town hostage so she can live out her fantasies with Vision. And she's supposed to be seen as sympathetic. I'm personally looking forward to the Falcon and Winter Soldier more.

You mean it's just Jerome Bixby's "It's a Good Life" (or the Twilight Zone episode based on same) except without the excuse that the person doing it is a kid too young to know better?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Her attempting to start a massively successful YouTube channel only revealed another side to her: how fake she is. Watch her flail about trying to explain how much of a totez real gamer she is, totez not fake, lol! Nauseating.

I remember that, and I also remember a lot of 'geek news' channels like Clownfish TV going over in detail how her analytics made zero sense, somehow gaining a huge subscriber base overnight while the engagement figures on her actual content were dogshit.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Curious by their absence: Wolf of Wall Street, Silence, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Shutter Island, Gangs of New York...you know, were I the cynical sort I'd say this shitty meme was being willfully dishonest to force a point.

not to mention The Last Temptation Of Christ

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Normally I ignore poor grammar on Twitter for the same reason I ignore poor social graces on the short bus, but "Get's"? Sticking an apostrophe on a present-tense verb is a unique failure. Is he just lost because it's a copular verb and not an "action word"?

I never see typos like "He walk's to the store." Who fucks this up? Oh, sorry: Who fuck's this up? (Someone who act's smarter than anyone else while he look's dumber, that is who.)

I know KF somewhat frowns upon reaction images and the like, buuuuuuuuut...

Spoiler

 

[Red Hood]

Meanwhile: Captain Marvel (Green Lantern movie but tits), Doctor Strange (almost shot-for-shot remake of Iron Man with some Kingdom Hearts shit), Endgame (overlong basic bitch time travel malarkey), Winter Soldier (Jason Bourne with a big shield, actual good film)...

That's the most accurate encapsulation of Captain Marvel's plot that I've heard.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

That's the most accurate encapsulation of Captain Marvel's plot that I've heard.

The thing with Captain Marvel is that it was just an excuse to make a shit film because anyone who criticised it could be written off as a misogynist.

It's on the level of the late Kim Jong-Il writing plays and forcing every theatre in North Korea to perform them.

 

[Red Hood]

The thing with Captain Marvel is that it was just an excuse to make a shit film because anyone who criticised it could be written off as a misogynist.

It's on the level of the late Kim Jong-Il writing plays and forcing every theatre in North Korea to perform them.

Isn't it great that we're at the point where lining the coffers of Hollywood is now an IMPORTANT SOCIAL ISSUE

 

[Captain Marvelous]

You mean it's just Jerome Bixby's "It's a Good Life" (or the Twilight Zone episode based on same) except without the excuse that the person doing it is a kid too young to know better?

Pretty much, yeah. The only difference is that every episode is shot in the style of a sitcom during a certain decade. Though ironically, Debra Jo Rupp was part of the cast, yet she wasn't in the episode set in the 70's.

 

[BScCollateral]

Capshit fanboys continue to be butthurt about Scorsese; even Bobby had enough:
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Personally, I think the only possible response to that is "Funny, but some people might think you're actually stupid enough to believe this."

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Isn't it great that we're at the point where lining the coffers of Hollywood is now an IMPORTANT SOCIAL ISSUE

What gets me MATI is that actual movements for change get coopted by this shit.

There's a reason wokery killed off Occupy Wall Street, and why Amazon promotes #BLM whenever anyone mentions unionising.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

how good is wandavision anyways, the way this retard speak about it like the second comming of kurosawa is grating

I don't think you should be asking this question here since most here really aren't fans of MCU, and Bob's constant yapping doesn't help. There's a reason why I started separating my thoughts for Chipman from my enjoyment for Capeshit.
Personally, the show is a really good watch if you enjoy the MCU, but you gotta have to keep your thoughts of Bob away.