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[bored loser]

First pic of the documentary
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Why does it look like he's wearing a wig sideways?

Edit: lol look how messed up those blinds are. And they chose that as the background, indicating it was probably the best spot in the house.

 

[horsegirl666]

You can see from the hair alone that the person making the documentary is a tranny too

 

[FunkyFupa]

Don't forget everyone's favorite dwarf: Horny.

What about Brokie, Gimmie, and Spendie?

 

[Cool Spot]

First pic of the documentary
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I wonder how this is gonna turn out. Bonnie is not happy to be doing this in the least. Maybe he'll have minimal speaking in the documentary despite being one of the heads of the Tranch?

Cue Kev waddling over to talk about how "queer" it is to live on an alpaca ranch that's probably going to be non-existent within the next few years and do nothing but "be queer" while Bonnie grips his chair so hard he breaks the armrest.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why does it look like he's wearing a wig sideways?

Edit: lol look how messed up those blinds are. And they chose that as the background, indicating it was probably the best spot in the house.

It's the only space where shit isn't piled up.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

First, the game clearly doesn't need to be HD. It's the Dark Souls: Remastered territory of "at best it's preferential with few exceptions, at worst it's a downgrade

Like Pitfall HD Remastered 40th anniversary edition (2022)

Penny has no sex with Kevin or anyone else though. They have some weird sexless bdsm relationship.

All paraphilias are sex adjacent. The stronger the paraphilia side of it, the less normal sex

Ie a exclusive mazophile would just like tits, and not be interested in intercourse at all.

Those whips are probably used to beat "kitten"
And he gets off on it (as much as a man without a penis can)

 

[Glassdome]

They cleaned - the floor is shiny. It only took a year.

 

[Neko GF]

>TFW people point out that men can't have periods.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1363196766481379329 (Archive)

 

[Quiet Dignity]

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Was this the person doing the documentary? Did they show up just to try and fuck Kev and the documentary was a minor foot note in what they showed up to do, thus pissing off Bonnie?

First pic of the documentary
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The wigs don't seem to match - it's not Toothpaste Vulpine interviewing Penny. Maybe he and The Back of Ozzy Osbourne are a documentary-making twosome?

 

[AmbiTron]

First pic of the documentary
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Someone appears to have placed a dead animal on that interviewer's head. Who would do such a thing? Must have been a TERF.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

@Quiet Dignity
I'm guessing they were part of the film crew or something along those lines. Its too much of a coincidence for them to have a Kev fan visit the same day as the documentary for me to buy, and Bonnie was clearly mad about something that happened in regards to it.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Hasn't that poor woman suffered enough?
I want him to go live in a car with Hailey the clown.

Ahhhh it pains me that we don't have a honk honk tag!

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Why does it look like he's wearing a wig sideways?

Edit: lol look how messed up those blinds are. And they chose that as the background, indicating it was probably the best spot in the house.

The "side shave" haircut that both Kev and Penny are rocking is such a hilariously terrible choice, overall the Tranch's fashion sense very clearly shows that they have zero non-mtf friends, specifically women or gay men, who could steer them toward looking a little better. The side-shave in particular is very clearly some kind of trans-trender meme haircut that they imagine makes them look like cool butch lesbians. But of course they already look so much like men that a relatively masculine hairstyle just destroys any chance to pass (along with a myriad of other reasons, like the fact Kev still wears nothing but manchild nerd t-shirts, and of course body shape, face, etc etc).

You can see from the hair alone that the person making the documentary is a tranny too

This is the other thing with trannies in this weird Tumblr-Twitter phantom zone where they don't interact with anybody who's not also a transbian. None of them know how to take care of their damn hair. You'd think given that the internet exists, some percentage of them could figure it out. And you'd think such an obvious signifier of femininity as pretty long hair would be high on the list of things an mtf would put effort into. But these are Twitter trannies, and there aren't enough rainbows in the world to expect effort from that group.

 

[s0mbra]

Someone appears to have placed a dead animal on that interviewer's head. Who would do such a thing? Must have been a TERF.

Surely you jest! We all know the TRAs are the ones who enjoy nailing animal carcasses to things! (See: the vancouver rape relief shelter)

 

[super thug]

I wonder how this is gonna turn out. Bonnie is not happy to be doing this in the least. Maybe he'll have minimal speaking in the documentary despite being one of the heads of the Tranch?

Don't believe for a second that Bonnie dislikes all of this attention. He totally digs it. Laps it up. He's just too stuck up to still admit it.

 

[Cuscuta]

I'm going with who I originally guessed based on that picture. It's Ash Coyote, the "furry documentarian". Guess we'll see in about a week if there's an announcement, but IMO the hair *seems* to match up from the front view on their profile. Then again, most trannies have bad hair, so any blonde, tranny with hair about that length would look more or less the same from the back.

 

[The Ether Is Real]

>TFW people point out that men can't have periods.
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Kev would start bleeding from his Am Hole and say that it was a sign of good health.

 

[Putin Bot]

Kev would start bleeding from his Am Hole and say that it was a sign of good health.

"OMG I'M A REAL WOMAN NOW!! HDHDSJSG;JHSOGT "

Speaking of which, there was a troon on reddit who was still bleeding from his stinkditch months after the surgery (I think after each he time he dilated), but instead of seeking medical help, he was just ecstatic that he got to wear pads and actually got to see his blood on them.

 

[Sarah Connor]

>TFW people point out that men can't have periods.
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Next he'll be saying that he's grown ovaries and he can feel when he's ovulating. The sissy hypno is working well I see.

 

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I realize I don't find the tranch's antics too interesting on a moment-by-moment basis, but upon rewriting the thread, I'm realizing how severe and apparent the tranch's issues are in the grand scheme of things. When I write, I like to organize sections by overarching themes, and the tranch's section may be the longest. The bits and pieces make my eyes glaze over independently, but when grouped together, it's genuinely captured by attention, but in a negative sense.

Animals are neglected, horded, and left out in the cold. Criticism is deflected, ignored, or even mocked. The surrounding community finds them a nuisance, yet all they do is bite and snarl back at the locals while claiming to be unfairly targeted. It's certainly motivating enough to push me into giving the tranch's section my full attention, because I enjoy writing exposé-style posts on abject liars who cry "victim" when they're caught in the act.