DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gaarashatan]

DSP trying to get some old school gamer clout by claiming he got "hooked on Diablo II" and "played it nonstop all through the 90s". King of Retro gets the decade wrong on one of the most genre defining and greatest games of all time, go figure. Diablo 2 came out in 2000 you dumb fuck phony bitch.

AND WELCOMING DIABLO 2 RESURRECTED FOR ITS 20 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

phil: loved that game 30 yrs ago

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Heya Dave, since it's gonna be RTF Tuesday soon and since people have been talking about why you hate VTubers, here's the top 5 earners when it comes to just superchats for January of 2021.

Take a GOOD LOOK while you take a sip of gin.

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

Heya Dave, since it's gonna be RTF Tuesday soon and since people have been talking about why you hate VTubers, here's the top 5 earners when it comes to just superchats for January of 2021.
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Take a GOOD LOOK while you take a sip of gin.

Serious mature adult Phil getting absolutely obliterated by a bunch of waifus. Hey Phil, maybe if you beg one of 'em real hard they'll pay off the CT Khando with their superchat money.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Phil is gatekeeping gates that have long been bypassed and now everybody just laughs at the oblivious moron. He will always be years behind trends.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil just claimed he's getting bombarded by fake tips on the stream... I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that he's currently at 8% pahsitivity.

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

"I'm not wearing jeans, I'm wearing PJ pants like I always do on the streams" yuck. I just don't understand that, at all. How can one get up and go to do their "Job" but be in PJs? For God's sake Phillip, get dressed properly, you're supposed to be a grown man! You can't just be in PJs all the time!

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I've never actually seen one of these things [a Vtuber]
cue 10 minute uninformed rant undermining both the streamer he's talking about and their viewers

The Phil classic

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil is again complaining about fake tips tonight, and at one point paused the stream to refund some. He apologized for doing this.
One wonders why he can't just do this after.

Phil then had to verify a real tip, and as he did, commented that the was receiving a lot of fake tips, but was taking care of them behind the scenes and not telling us about them.

So... did he forget that he sat there refunding them and explaining that he was getting a ton of fake tips 15 minutes ago?
Or does he in fact take care of them after the stream... meaning that there was no need to stop and waste time refunding them on stream?
Or are they all fake so he can't keep track of when he is acting like it's happening?

This isn't even a begging narrative... it's just fucking lunacy. This doesn't make sense to anyone even remotely paying attention to what is being said and done on camera.

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

FUCKIN' LOL

 

[BepsiLight]

I've never actually seen one of these things [a Vtuber]
cue 10 minute uninformed rant undermining both the streamer he's talking about and their viewers

The Phil classic

That's when he brings out the "I've been told" so that he can blame "his viewers" when he's proven wrong.
Did the same shit with Wings.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Phil is again complaining about fake tips tonight, and at one point paused the stream to refund some. He apologized for doing this.
One wonders why he can't just do this after.

Phil then had to verify a real tip, and as he did, commented that the was receiving a lot of fake tips, but was taking care of them behind the scenes and not telling us about them.

So... did he forget that he sat there refunding them and explaining that he was getting a ton of fake tips 15 minutes ago?
Or does he in fact take care of them after the stream... meaning that there was no need to stop and waste time refunding them on stream?
Or are they all fake so he can't keep track of when he is acting like it's happening?

This isn't even a begging narrative... it's just fucking lunacy. This doesn't make sense to anyone even remotely paying attention to what is being said and done on camera.

Hes gotta somehow make money somehow and he knows he can't make the dosh with his non-existent entertainment skills.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Missed the stream tonight, and was scrolling back checking out the khantributions, and one came across very weird.. Direct quote word for word..

"I received a $10 tip from Dark Lotus 1998, and he says: I miss you! How are you and how is Khet?

Uh.. We're good. We are good. We're having uh.. You know, everything's fine... I'm enjoying this game a lot. Very unique.... And uh, yea, having fun with this. Hope you guys are enjoying the stream. All this cool puzzle solving and everything, right? Thank you Dark Lotus for the biggest tip of the night!"

Trouble in paradise, philium? Also, nice job skirting around the question faggot. Saying so much, while at the same time saying nothing at all.

Edit: tried to add the raw restream clip, but DDM backup channel doesnt have 1k subs yet. Feelsbadman.

Double edit: Here's the clip from DDM. Timestamp is 1:16:57 in case it doesn't play automatically. Notice the hand around the head when he starts to answer.. Fake timestamp. Video wasnt done uploading to YT. 1:17:33 should be it.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

New Phil lore dropped, he tried out for the basketball team and was the best the coach had ever seen, he was sinking shot after shot, the coach was like "omg you're amazing kid!" but he couldn't dribble very well so he didn't make the cut.

Phil also suffers from his intense narcassim of 'if he doesn't enjoy it or understand it then it's dumb'. After all, Phil is the smartest person Phil knows and constantly coming out with bad or lukewarm takes because he has no one else to converse with or even bounce an opinion off of. So when something new like Minecraft or Vtubers show up, Phil doesn't know what it means so therefore in Phil-verse it is bad and stoopid, unlike things Phil does know such as WWE and Call of Duty which are very cool and epic. He will never make an attempt to understand why people might like it because that might suggest Phil could be wrong which he can never allow himself to admit, let alone having to justify the half-baked logic he falls back on, the greatest hits including; "any mature adult will agree.." , "it just doesn't make sense *snake-laugh*" and everyone's favourite "it's objectivly bad!!!".

I notice this trait a lot in kids who were bullied for being kinda slow. It's a defense mechanism. Phil gets ultra paranoid about any meme or topic he doesn't understand because he's worried it's a prank on him so he preemptively declares it fuckin stoopid dood.

There's also his extreme aversion to learning anything new, matched only by his aversion to running water. Whenever a paypig asks him about something he's unfamiliar with he acts like they're trying to give him homework. His brain has totally calcified.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

I don’t even think his hatred of vtubers is as complex as you guys are making it out to be. He automatically hates them because they’re “anime waifus,” it’s as simple as that. The other reasons are just extra.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don’t even think his hatred of vtubers is as complex as you guys are making it out to be. He automatically hates them because they’re “anime waifus,” it’s as simple as that. The other reasons are just extra.

I think the main reason is that they're making more money than him, them being anime waifus is secondary.

 

[Salubrious]

Phil is gatekeeping gates that have long been bypassed and now everybody just laughs at the oblivious moron. He will always be years behind trends.

All I can think of is this:

 

[MoonRocker]

You wanna know why Phil is fucking lying about being a Diablo 2 fan? His reaction gave him away the moment the remaster was announced, someone in his chat informed him of it and his response? “So, Blizzard just announced the remaster of a 20 year old game? Wow, who cares? See, these big game companies don’t even try anymore. They don’t do anything new.”

I’m a huge Diablo fan. I have been waiting for a Diablo 2 remaster ever since remasters became a thing. The moment it was announced, I was fucking ecstatic. I can’t wait to replay Diablo 2 where some of my most cherished gaming moments occurred. Trying to relive some of that nostalgia is exciting and I’m stoked to be able to do it.

For a guy who claims that he played Diablo 2 “a lot and got really good at it during the 90s” (fucking idiot got the decade wrong and if brought up to him, he’ll call you a loser for microanalyzing everything he says and that he meant Diablo, not Diablo 2 anyways), his response to the remaster was nothing but a blatant way of saying he couldn’t give two shits about a game he’s obviously never played seriously and for a genre he could care less about. His paypigs and spergs have tried to get him to play loot-based ARPGs and his response has always been the same: “These games are boring to stream and my viewers wouldn’t enjoy them so no.” Which is simply codewords for him despising the genre and wanting nothing to do with it.

Games that require deep game knowledge in order to min-max successfully and optimize your characters efficiently to clear game content at a faster pace are the pig’s bane since it requires all the things that he lacks: foresight, planning, and application.

Anyways, I’m excited for him to potentially play the game since they made it available to console peasants, watch him embarrass himself fucking his various builds up while relying on his chat to tell him which items are good or not and him eventually getting bored since he doesn’t appreciate such gameplay loops. It’s going to be another miserable and butchered playthrough of a classic, peak autism content that only the pig can produce and I can’t wait to watch it.

 

[snort inquisition]

Missed the stream tonight, and was scrolling back checking out the khantributions, and one came across very weird.. Direct quote word for word..

"I received a $10 tip from Dark Lotus 1998, and he says: I miss you! How are you and how is Khet?

Uh.. We're good. We are good. We're having uh.. You know, everything's fine... I'm enjoying this game a lot. Very unique.... And uh, yea, having fun with this. Hope you guys are enjoying the stream. All this cool puzzle solving and everything, right? Thank you Dark Lotus for the biggest tip of the night!"

Trouble in paradise, philium? Also, nice job skirting around the question faggot. Saying so much, while at the same time saying nothing at all.

Edit: tried to add the raw restream clip, but DDM backup channel doesnt have 1k subs yet. Feelsbadman.

Double edit: Here's the clip from DDM. Timestamp is 1:16:57 in case it doesn't play automatically. Notice the hand around the head when he starts to answer..

bro that is so fucking weird

 

[fuckshitsnake]

New Phil lore dropped, he tried out for the basketball team and was the best the coach had ever seen, he was sinking shot after shot, the coach was like "omg you're amazing kid!" but he couldn't dribble very well so he didn't make the cut.

The classic Phil lie with just a tiny sprinkling of believable truth on top.

Sinking shots nonstop to the point the coach commented positively on it? That's the classic Phil trying to raise himself up like a chad that we all know is bullshit through and through. But fucking up at dribbling the ball? You know, dribbling the ball, the one primary fundamental act in basketball, that anybody can figure out how to do after going outside and fucking around with a basketball for just a few minutes? Yeah, Phil being such a tardlet that he couldn't even wrap his head around dribbling the ball is the part I believe.

I'd be happy to provide what I theorize really happened, if Phil ever bothered to play for a basketball team: He walked in, couldn't even dribble the ball properly nor even figure out how to shoot the ball, and the coach told Momma Burnell that Phil was "a little too special" to play for their team, then she bought him two McDonald's Happy Meals on the way back home where he continued to fuck up repeatedly at World 1-1 of Mario for the rest of that day.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil claiming that he likes Diablo is obvious bullshit since he's never once shown goodwill to Blizzard in any way. He's paypigged in Hearthstone but he's obviously still salty after both of his World of Warcraft experiences.