Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

If I was not Borb, get him into a sped program ASAP. Tough love also works, cause if that didn't happen, Chris wouldn't be as entitled as he is now. I think part of the reason there was no tough love on the part of Borb would be because when Chris was able to talk again, if they were to so much give him a gentle spanking, Chris would've gone mute again. I would limit his use on the net, and yes, it would have to be supervised.
Sped programs do much more just babysit tards. They teach life skills and help prepare kids for adulthood. I think if Chris had gone through a good sped program he would be a completely different person. And he would have had social workers and stuff looking after him. He could be on a track to getting into a group home, so imminent homelessness wouldn't be hanging over him like a guillotine when his mother dies.
 
Final expenses? Bob already took care of that. If he took the time to get the mausoleum plots, he probably also pre-paid for the cremation ahead of time and there's probably already paperwork on file.
Even if, best-case scenario, Barb's paperwork is in order, I imagine it would help lots if Chris knew where to find it on his end, never mind interpret it.
 
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Even if, best-case scenario, Barb's paperwork is in order, I imagine it would help lots if Chris knew where to find it on his end, never mind interpret it.
I doubt it; this is the same guy who was left financial binders in order to get the house budget in order after Bob died. Barb would have to call the cemetery to check if everything is in place. Given what we know, I doubt Barb had any plans to add Chris to their plot.
 
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Accidentally killing himself in some ridiculous way

Or some Rocky type will take care of all the paperwork to get him on enough tardbux and tard subsidies for him to maintain the Merging from eviction to eviction for many years to come. Which doesn't mean he won't accidentally kill himself in some ridiculous way
 
Perhaps when Barb dies, an aspiring entrepreneur will put Chris up in his own house for free. In exchange for housing, food, and legos, Chris will be observed 24 hours a day with hidden cameras for the amusement of tard watchers the world over. Hell, why stop with just Chris? We could create a halfway house of sorts for washed up lolcows and internet retards from all over the world. Just imagine an episode of big brother featuring Chris, DSP, Yaniv, and even Briana Wu after Frank finally gets a glimpse at the neo-vagina. Who knows what kind of wacky hijinks the inhabitants of the tard house would get up to? Maybe one episode they have to barricade the house after a surprise visit from Sockness, or John grows a teratoma and Chris tries to convince him it's just his real pussy growing in due to the binaural beats Chris has been blasting in the house all day. Perhaps we could crowdfund this.
I like the idea of Big Brother: Chris Chan edition. They pay to keep Chris at 14 BC. Set up cameras all over the house and yard. They have normal people on the show. They have to live in the house with Chris. They can leave anytime. The winner is the last person in the house with Chris.
 
If anything, christorians should be commended for building an entire wiki about how he's not fit to take care of himself and should be a ward of the state. They've done the work of a hundred social workers.
Sadly I would guess that the chances of anyone who can make that decision reading the it - still less taking it seriously and committing him - are only slightly higher than those of the Merge actually happening.
 
And the Kiwi Farms gets blamed for it somehow
And Donald Trump. The inly person who wants to rape Chris is sockness, but I wouldn't put it past some sicko to shove objects up Chris' ass to torture him. Chris would reply, "That's supposed to be painful? I shoved crayola model fucking magik up there".
 
And Donald Trump. The inly person who wants to rape Chris is sockness, but I wouldn't put it past some sicko to shove objects up Chris' ass to torture him. Chris would reply, "That's supposed to be painful? I shoved crayola model fucking magik up there".
I wouldn't be surprised if some ween fucks Chris just to gain notoriety. Shit Chris might even get lucky and have it be a boyfriend-free tranny.
 
If anything, christorians should be commended for building an entire wiki about how he's not fit to take care of himself and should be a ward of the state. They've done the work of a hundred social workers.
When you put it that way, how much would you appraise the CWCki’s assessment of Chris’s mental health and psyche relative to your average social worker paygrade?
 
He'll deteriorate mentally to the point where he may actually become a threat to something or someone as he's shown to be when he has tools to carry out his outbursts to compensate for lack of physical strength. Maybe he'll just go full shizo and end up killing himself on accident beliving he found the door to the dimensional merge?
Another plausible path would be Sockness manages to groom Chris into moving in with him to be taken care of and ends up hurting Chris the way he always wanted to. Whatever it is that happens after Barb dies wont be an improvement from now.
 
With bob and barb gone he will finally be free to be who he wants and do what he wants, the world will be his giant sex doll that he'll tribb with until his hearts content, let all the boyfriend free straight women shudder for Chris is free, Chris is finally free.
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